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Technology Market › Re: Charge Ur Laptop From A Car Battery/ Any 12v Batt, by SeverusSnape(m): 12:12am On Jul 04, 2016

falconey:
Severu) sSnape

please can I have your attention for a moment ?

Okay, I'm all eyes/ears.

Politics › Re: FG, Militants’ Ceasefire In Niger Delta Collapses by SeverusSnape(m): 12:07am On Jul 04, 2016

falconey:
God save this country

Severus=Snape

Amen!

Politics › Re: FG, Militants’ Ceasefire In Niger Delta Collapses by SeverusSnape(m): 12:04am On Jul 04, 2016

Shame... There's nothing this government has been able to handle correctly.
I think Yaradua should be exhumed from his tomb, His brain (I hope it's intact grin

) removed and inserted into Buhari's skull. Buhari is still operating on version 2.1 analogue brain.

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed And Her "Social Media Team". What's Wrong With It? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2016

PhilemonObende:
If there is an "Ibo" among them, the idioott will come on Nairaland and start convincing "his fellow Igbos" to support buhari in the killing of unarmed SESSners. #Zombies

Igbo claiming zombies you mean grin

The likes of blackpanda and amaechi1 grin

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed And Her "Social Media Team". What's Wrong With It? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:16pm On Jul 03, 2016

CR77:
I dey Oo and my Account still remain CR77 for life

Siddeek can you see?... See person wey you say don go grin

shame on you zombie.

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Romance › Re: My Collection Of Funny Memes 2016 by SeverusSnape(m): 9:55pm On Jul 03, 2016

Romanciella:
тнaт'ѕ all ғor тonιgнт

Thank you dear, I really enjoyed these memes, very hilarious. Thanks once more.

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed And Her "Social Media Team". What's Wrong With It? by SeverusSnape(m): 9:32pm On Jul 03, 2016

BlackSeptember:
please if you see omenka or passingshot tell me becos those ones na Nairaland OTIMKPU dem be.

As in eh... Those ones are the "propaganda team" of the ministry of ~~information~~ misinformation. Lai's ministry.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by SeverusSnape(m): 9:25pm On Jul 03, 2016

AngelAhnie:
like you dey go before...

It might interest you to know that I go on rare occasions, Last Sunday, I went.

Politics › Re: APC Chieftain's Open Letter To Aisha Buhari To Prove That She Is Clean (photo) by SeverusSnape(m): 9:23pm On Jul 03, 2016*

HungerBAD:
What?

Hunger is really bad o grin

'what' is that... The wife of your president is a corrupt woman and a thief just like her husband. And this man is telling her to clear her name.

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed And Her "Social Media Team". What's Wrong With It? by SeverusSnape(m): 9:20pm On Jul 03, 2016

Siddeek:
mumu. You will soon get tired of this your childish behavior of comdemnation. Stupid man. Where are the likes of temitemi01, CR77,OREMOSANCTUS today they ve' despeared. Very dump idiot.

I felt like reporting you to the mods, But that's not my rule. I don't report zombies.

Anyways, It seems my comments torments you, By the way, Temitemi1 is still here, CR77 is still here, Oremussanctus is here with another account called TANTUMERGO007 grin

if you were wise, you would have noticed.

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed And Her "Social Media Team". What's Wrong With It? by SeverusSnape(m): 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2016*

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Chief wailer, how market? From Tanoid to Wailing Wailer. E nuh easy oh. I dey feel your hustle bro. Tek heart[/size]

Assistant chief zombie, I dey feel your suffering o grin

take heart o grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by SeverusSnape(m): 9:11pm On Jul 03, 2016

AngelAhnie:
Good evening.... how was service today

Hmmm... I didn't go today.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by SeverusSnape(m): 8:51pm On Jul 03, 2016

AngelAhnie

Politics › Re: The Entire World Is Watching Ikpeazu With His Delay Tactics- Ogah by SeverusSnape(m): 8:23pm On Jul 03, 2016

southpole:
It is not whether he was voted by the people or not and neither whether he is working or not but the issue is that he lied and a liar has no place in government house.

Who's a saint?... No one.

Buhari is a bigger liar who lied under oath, and the man is still in power, Did heaven fall?

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Politics › Re: Buhari & His Son Yusuf At The Ramadan Break Of Fast Hosted Emir Of Daura by SeverusSnape(m): 8:22pm On Jul 03, 2016

modath:
Nope, never.. Modify? Is that Yiddish or Arabic?

It's Swahili. cool

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Romance › Re: My Collection Of Funny Memes 2016 by SeverusSnape(m): 8:18pm On Jul 03, 2016

Romanciella:
aaaaaaн no oo нow вoυт arya ѕтarĸ

Nah... Arya is cool, But doesn't suit you. Arya is a crude and boyish girl.

... While Sanza is a lady per excellence, besides, you have the same physique with her.

Politics › Re: Buhari & His Son Yusuf At The Ramadan Break Of Fast Hosted Emir Of Daura by SeverusSnape(m): 8:13pm On Jul 03, 2016

modath:
You used "Nice" to qualify something that has Buhari in it? Hope all is well?

Quick, get someone to check your temperature... anyone e be though, u go dey alright.

Have you heard of the word "modify"??

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Romance › Re: My Collection Of Funny Memes 2016 by SeverusSnape(m): 8:09pm On Jul 03, 2016

Romanciella:
noт jυѕт ғan o... м oвѕeѕѕed

Me too... My new nickname is Jon Snow. I'll call you Sanza Stark.

Politics › Re: Buhari & His Son Yusuf At The Ramadan Break Of Fast Hosted Emir Of Daura by SeverusSnape(m): 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2016*

That's the only thing Mumu-ibn-hari is good at - taking photos all over the place, and smiling sheepishly.

From Democracy to Photocracy

From Buharinomics to Propagandanomics.

While he's eating his life away, Some Nigerians are stealing food, while some are selling their properties and using their children for collateral, just to feed.

Shame on this dullardeen.

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Romance › Re: My Collection Of Funny Memes 2016 by SeverusSnape(m): 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2016

Romanciella:
...

Wow!... Romanciella, Are you also a fan of game of thrones?... I love these memes.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ISIS Releases Horrifying Footage Of Child Soldiers Executing Taliban Captives by SeverusSnape(m): 7:51pm On Jul 03, 2016

Jesu!

Politics › Re: Petrol Price Hike Sends Marketers Out Of Business by SeverusSnape(m): 7:46pm On Jul 03, 2016

Change - sending business men out of business since 29 May 2015.

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Politics › Re: Pres. Buhari Hosts His Former Classmates From 1953 (photos) by SeverusSnape(m): 7:39pm On Jul 03, 2016

Hmmm...

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Rivers State This Evening by SeverusSnape(m): 7:29pm On Jul 03, 2016

MrObontami:
yes thats because Jonathan is a big thief

... And mumu-ibn-hari is a bigger thief like I said earlier.

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: PDP Youths Visit Governor Fayose by SeverusSnape(m): 7:28pm On Jul 03, 2016

seunmsg:
I guess Lere Olayinka organised this meeting just to reassure the governor that PDP still exist in Okemesi Ekiti after yesterday major defection of all the relevant PDP leaders in the town to APC.

... And the saintly party accepted the "PDP looters" into their fold, right?... When the tides turn again, they will go back to PDP. Same with Atiku, Amaechi, Kwankwaso, Saraki and the rest.

There is no much difference between the two parties, only that, one is so sanctimonious.

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Rivers State This Evening by SeverusSnape(m): 7:20pm On Jul 03, 2016

MrObontami:
the content of that wack ass news paper is nothing but a big fat lie

But if it was Jonathan's own, you will believe, right?

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Rivers State This Evening by SeverusSnape(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2016

MrObontami:
why do you say so ??

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Politics › Re: Ekitigate: Former Senator Iyiola Omisore Arrested By EFCC Over N1.3billion Ekiti by SeverusSnape(m): 6:51pm On Jul 03, 2016

DaBullIT:
Jonathan will be arrested by Interpol and be tried at the international Court that the Wailers and IPOB so much love to scream about

It'll happen ,

Now i understand why Buhari had to be Military president and the reason why Jonathan needed his image laundered for second term bid

Loooooooootersssss

Gooowww toooo HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Deja POO.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Rivers State This Evening by SeverusSnape(m): 6:50pm On Jul 03, 2016*

MrObontami:
Thief

Buhari is a bigger thief.

His wife Aishaliburton is a thief.

His best and closest friends and associates are thieves. He defended Abacha, Now tell me, Is he not a thief??

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Rivers State This Evening by SeverusSnape(m): 6:49pm On Jul 03, 2016

The most democratic president in the history of Nigeria. Welcome sir, While you were gone, Zombies are now complaining, Some are still blaming you for the incompetence of their dullardic president.

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Politics › Re: Ekitigate: Former Senator Iyiola Omisore Arrested By EFCC Over N1.3billion Ekiti by SeverusSnape(m): 6:48pm On Jul 03, 2016

DaBullIT:
Bwahahahahah

severu(ssnape , You are not a man of your word, you said you wanted to bet , Let's bet , Fayose will be arrested

All other wailers , how market

I ask again, Same way Jonathan has been arrested, right?... Keep dreaming.

Politics › Re: Ekitigate: Former Senator Iyiola Omisore Arrested By EFCC Over N1.3billion Ekiti by SeverusSnape(m): 6:46pm On Jul 03, 2016

DaBullIT:
Bwahahahahah

severussnape , You are not a man of your word, you said you wanted to bet , Let's bet , Fayose will be arrested

The same way Jonathan has been arrested, right??... Keep dreaming.

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