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chinedu1nig:
you will be stuck with this dullard for the next 8years god willing. I'm very sorry you gonna wail that long.

See who's talking... We all shall be stuck with the illiterate dullard, And you will whine about us insulting the foolish old man.

chinedu1nig:
[s]I don't intend pitting my wit with you cos' its obvious there is no light at the end of your tunnel, as much as I fight to restrain myself in dignifying retards with response, i think people like you need help and I'm so convinced you've never handled dollar in your life. "if you know see canned tomatoes for market, u know go go plant one for your backyard?" and if yogurt hungry you and you can't afford it, won't you go and learn how to drink kunu. crying more than the bereaved. olee(thief)[/s]

B00HARI remains a Clueless dullard. I wish I read the trash you wrote.

Oladimejy:
By there fruits ye shall know them...omo Biafra spoted

Omo Almajiri spotted.

Please don't believe that propaganda and Phantom 2.1 billion dollars. Was it not the same propaganda APC was spreading some months back about 20 billion dollars??... Who's talking about that one now?

OrlandoOwoh:
Shut up!

Shut down!!!

Fash20:
After your "literate dullard" stole almost all our money abi.

He stole all your money, and you're still alive?... Keep believing propaganda.

Mylove55:
are u normal? Who loose u from cage?

Yes, I'm normal. Are you abnormal?

Mercedes-Benz

ijustdey:
let me refresh your memory..

www.nairaland.com/2199894/im-not-ready-feed-husband


http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/19/buharis-wife-tells-patience-jonathan-dont-be-afraid-to-go-to-jail/

www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/03/if-buhari-wins-apc-will-jail-me.html?m=1


I was present life and direct when she made one if the statement at Ibadan

Thank you very much.

Doesn't change the fact that Jona remains untouchable.

ijustdey:
if GEJ is untouchable as you want me to believe..... why was PEJ crying during election that she doesn't want her husband to be in prison because she believed that PMB will send him after weighing on how corrupt her husband was.

You lie, When was she crying that the dull man will send her husband to prison?.

GEJ is busy enjoying his retirement while some inconsequential butt-lickers are there killing themselves over him?... Very pathetic.

PassingShot:
Why has EFCC not invited GEJ?

I hope PMB will not place the Ineffectual Buffoon above the law.

The illiterate dullard knows GEJ is UNTOUCHABLE.

carinmom:

Caring mom, Has B0ohari given your daughter/son his/her free meal he promised during the campaign?

HungerBAD:
Following.

My brother, Have you blamed GEJ today??
Because I know after modifying your post, That's what you'll do.

Change is here.

The masses are seriously experiencing 'change' negatively. The good thing is brainwashed zombies are not exempted from the hardship.

Most of my zombie friends are already regretting voting the illiterate dullard, my usual response to them is "una never see anything yet "

Good. Jona has nothing to hide, A clear conscience fears no accusation.

Was Nigeria ever a giant of Africa?... Remove the 'Gi' from the Giant, it gives you 'Ant'.

Ant claiming giant.

youmour:
how come when they were looting naija the country was doing okay and the naira was strong but now that we are fighting corruption things are getting out of hand.

Good question bro.

arsenal33:
Looters' Friend, Nigeria's enemy

Terrorists' friend.

omolola15:
Innocent? So you are telling me you believe she didn't spend a dime of our money on her self. It'll be hard for me to trust a politician this much.

First of all, Diezani is not a politician. You don't trust politicians, right?... But you trust Buhari.

She must have spent some money 'on her self' like you said, but not as much as these zombies are suggesting.

Tallesty1:
Can't stop laughing. How can there be fund when Buhariwalker is spending the available fund on his space travels..

Don't mind the Presidiot. He's a disgrace to the league of dullards.

Foolish president. The dullards doesn't have anything against that innocent woman, They are just running from pillar to post. Was it not this same dullard who said they have no evidence against her?

Mouth action and nothing to show for it.

By the way, Have they blamed GEJ today

francizy:
LoL! Do you want someone to loose his source of income? I wouldn't be surprised if someone with moniker starting with O and I is the one that used bottle to burst open someone's head in Benue today...

https://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Laughing-Face-Contagious-Laughter-3.jpg

Our guy may also be an offline thug.

rotimileke:
Omenka is mourning the defeat of Dan Onjeh. APC is leading in the 2 Igede speaking Local Areas

I'm not a fan of Mark, But the man is the only Idoma politician I know that can help reduce the influence and dominance of the Tivs in Benue state. That said, He needs to win.

I know say omenka no vote.

francizy:
Yes oh, I dey manage. Doing great.

Okay Boss. Nice to know that.

francizy:
Evening nwanne'm nwoke. How the hustle dey go for the bottomless pit of our economy?

Hehehehehe Bros e no easy o, This 'change' is taking a toll on us. My zombie friends are already regretting. I always say to them "una never see anything yet".

Hope you're doing good sir?

Obiagelli:
Never trust anything from vanguard newspaper

Kenai next time include the above sycophant in your script.

Kenai:
Chei. Confusion in the tower of babel.

Act 1

PMB: I present to you, dear senate, the budget of change. With our 6.08 trillion naira budget, we are prepared to take our country to greater heights. As you may see, this is Zero budgeting, with no interference from Otuoke man's kwarrapt team. I worked with perm secs for 4 months before appointing a cabinet, because perm secs are the important ones.

Gbajabiamila: This is the best budget of all time!

Omenka: Buhari will take us to El Dorado! Shame on IPOB youths.

Ngene: I'm so proud of Mr. President! This is a corruption free budget.

Beremx: At last, change has come!

TheShadyExpress: Hmmm... Something doesn't seem right.

Ngene: Sharrap! IPOB Youth!!!


Act 2:

BudgIT: This budget is fraught with fraud!!!

Omenka: BudgIT is an IPOB propaganda mouthpiece, people. Don't be fooled! The "IT" stands for "Ifeanyi Tochukwu"!

Caseless: Good observation, Omenka! IPOB Youths are full of hate!

BeremX: iStandWithBuhari!

PremiumTimes: This budget is inflated!

Omenka: IPOB Youths have hacked PremiumTimes.

Caseless: Damn you IPOB Youths!

PunchNG: This budget allocated more for information than agriculture, but claims it wants to diversify our economy.

Omenka: Nnamdi Kanu, is that you? How were you able to sneak that phone past the prison guards and into your cell?

Ngene: IPOB has hacked PunchNG.

Vanguard: Fayemi budgeted 790million for a website.

StOla: It's very understandable. Web protection costs a lot these days.

PapaBrowne: Are you fucccking kidding me?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB!

TonyeBarcanista: I rushed in immediately I heard someone say "protection". Anything for me?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 3:

SenateNGR: The budget is missing!

StOla: Phew! I support Buhari on this! Many items in that budget were simply inflated.

Omenka: Good call, Buhari. Now, correct those figures.

Caseless: Finally, Baba can correct those inflated figures.

SenateNGR: The budget has now been found, but it appears to have been tampered with. Figures haven't been reduced per se, but just interchanged.

Omenka: Cool. I like them like this.

Caseless: Me too! I like them this way. It's good he didn't correct it.

Ngene: Baba, you are the best.

StOla: Uh, yeah, totally. It's good he didn't change it afterall. Baba knows best.

TonyeBarcanista: Is protection still there?

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari

Act 4:

SenateNGR: The figures are inconsistent. Let's observe a break.

Caseless: Saraki is Kwarrapt.

Liar Mohammed: This is not my budget. I didn't write it.

Isaac Adewole: I will present my budget.

PMB: Rats padded the budget.

StOla: This is all GEJ's fault somehow.

Arresa: The perm secs are corrupt and under the employ of the Otuoke man.

Onatisi: You mean the same perm secs PMB preferred to work with for months?

Ngene: Sharrap dia IPOB Youth!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

Act 5:

Liar Mohammed: The budget wasn't padded but I know this is GEJ's fault somehow.

StOla: I knew it!

Liar Mohammed: Well, in the mean time, let's cover up our incompetence by trending the Ekiti state election results that happened since 2014.

Caseless: Thanks Baba!

Beremx: iStandWithBuhari.

Sir, You must be related to Steven Spielberg the prolific director. I was viewing this topic on guest mode, but had to log in to show my appreciation for this masterpiece. That's a good depiction of how the zombies behave. Chai!

Good evening Francizy

plaetton:
Contradictions galore.

If they had indeed used zero based budgeting to craft this budget, So when did the invisible Budget Mafia infiltrate and hijack the process to produce the final Fraud- based budget proposal ?

I am at a loss.

Can someone pls help me answer this question?

Lai 'The liar' Mohammed will help you with your question.

MemphisDepay:
Please how can Applications be transferred or moved from the Internal Storage to the SD card of an HTC phone? E don gimmie wahala since o. I don go settings tire!. HelLlllp

Go to settings, Click on the 'App' option, The applications will appear, The click on any application of your choice, The feedback will appear with different options; Then you click on 'Move app to SD card'.

Omenkata:


i love this man

give me Fayose and BMB anytime

nightmare to apc bastards

the useless gworo grinding bastard is busy adding bastard criminals in to his propaganda useless crew while the country is completing 95% recession.

anybody that doesn't see sense in this man's post is not wishing this God forsaking country well and such person deserves to be killed by firing squad or die by bomb Insha'Allah amin.
Buhari is a useless nonentity bastard vagabond old hag, docile most useless incompetent hopeless kunu drinking scumbag president worldwide.
useless bastard terrorist Daura dullard gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla.
hopeless pedophile monkey mumuhamado mumuharii

Bros, You deserve a champagne for this sweet and wonderful comment.

https://champagnegallery.com.au/images/roth%20btlles-brut.jpg

B00HARI is a curse to this country.