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Christianity EtcRe: Islamic Cleric Arrested Over 3-day Marathon Sex Deliverance From 'mammy Water' by SeverusSnape(m): 11:35am On Aug 04, 2015
Most Nigerians are brain washed. How can one believe she's being delivered from so called evil spirits by marathon sexhuh....Religion is a fraud
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader Shekau Absent From Latest Video by SeverusSnape(m): 11:33am On Aug 04, 2015
Buhari sent him on an errand to Sahara desert.
PoliticsRe: Seun Celebrate Nairaland @10 For Us by SeverusSnape(m): 11:27am On Aug 04, 2015
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 11:24am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Lol That word agnosticism means a lot. The definition in that picture fits me. Lol.
Ditto smiley
PoliticsRe: Seun Celebrate Nairaland @10 For Us by SeverusSnape(m): 11:21am On Aug 04, 2015
Rilwayne001:
Man, here I am. No need to invade the Islam for Muslim to catch me. Now, what do you want to know?
I want to know a lot. We go jam for Religion section.

Or for Agnostism for Agnostics.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 11:17am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Hehehehe
I am not alone.

So it is people like you and me that attend fellowship on NL when people are at church on Sunday abi.

Alhaji SeverusLafiaJi...repent!grin
Yes o. We do our own 'casting and binding' on NL grin

Oho!. I love this my Federal appointment name.

I must get the appointment "by fire". grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Wow! Super Clean Us Used Lexus Rx330 Just Arrived In Port Harcourt..view Pics.. by SeverusSnape(m): 11:08am On Aug 04, 2015
DaBullIT:
grin grin grin grin grin
Why you dey laugh?... Abi the Lexus no 'clean'??
PoliticsRe: Seun Celebrate Nairaland @10 For Us by SeverusSnape(m): 11:06am On Aug 04, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Seun suppose open islam section for a day make we terrorize dem as dem dhe terrorize we for north
Chai!... E go too sweet. I go just catch Rilwayne001, PassingShot, efilefun etc grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 11:04am On Aug 04, 2015
nagoma:
Sorry but you are the real illiterate out of the three, and may remain so for a long time.
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-call-buhari-a-dullard.png
PoliticsRe: Seun Celebrate Nairaland @10 For Us by SeverusSnape(m): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Give us a ban free day
Exactly, so that we can freely terrorize some people. grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 11:01am On Aug 04, 2015
hadaydhollarpo:
sm unapologetic 9ja has nt wake up 2face d reality. Is governance all abt d level of ur education? Ur former Ph.d president was more of illitera8 dan diz man u r talking abt. When ur cerf. can nt tell u 2tk sm decisive policies 2reflect ur academic skills in governance den d cerf is a waste. PMB has d administrative skills since d 80's compare 2 a clueless man who never move beyond his Bayelsa n PHC. #BabaGoSlowButSteady
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-call-buhari-a-dullard.png
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 10:59am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
And that you'll likely burn in hell forever and ever and ever.

Wow!
What a God!!!shocked
My dear, Their mentality is so mind boggling.

That God must be a loving God. grin

I was once a member of Chosen, I had to leave the church and religion entirely, It just didn't make sense to me.

PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 10:48am On Aug 04, 2015
erinalex:
must you always display your ignorance on a daily basis? Nobody is saying you must like PMB,in fact your support is not needed,but in going against PMB does not mean should display your Low I.Q. a simple check into your dictionary would told you that, an illiterate is described as a person who can not read OR write. Or are saying that PMB can't read or read. This foolishness will lead you to nowhere. You're one of the reason why PDP can NEVER be the vibrant oppoosition we need. PMB is having meetings with world leaders & u'r here crying that he's uneducated,pls contine to wail.
Buhari is an illiterate. https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-call-buhari-a-dullard.png


Continue to wan.k
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 10:45am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
G



Chai!
Their songs are usually warring songs.

Fire is always burning somebody.
The wrath of the almighty is always killing someone.
Hian.

Hmmm
One of the speakers is almost directly opposite my living room
I deserve a round of applause when I think of how I bear the noise on sundays.
Exactly...you know them well, They are all warriors. HEHEHEHE.

...and if you complain to them, they will tag you a "demon" grin grin. They will say you're being tormented by the fire they spit out. LMAO!!!
PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 10:41am On Aug 04, 2015
AreaFada2:
I would far prefer this Mallam, Ribadu or Fashola sitting in Aso Rock.
Gbam!...especially Fashola.
PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 10:05am On Aug 04, 2015
Toktee:
The man is ruling while you and your likes are busy hating.
Yes, an illiterate in power.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 9:59am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Too close for comfortangry
Hehehehehehehehehehe grin grin

You must have learnt some of their funny songs. cheesy

I'm laughing right now. But seriously, Some of these churches constitute a whole lot of nuisance. I really pity people who reside close to them. My question is this; Must they mount a loud speaker outsidehuh
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 9:44am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Lmao Na them sabi.
If I hear Bullet proof!
My own is they should stop disturbing us with excessive noise. I'm not asking for too much. Hian.
They call it bulletproof.
Do you live close to one of their churches?
PoliticsRe: The Same People Who Claim Buhari Is Sick Are Now The Ones Being Hospitalized by SeverusSnape(m): 9:43am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Hiohiohiohiohio
Make that five please....one for you, four for me. grin
Hehehehehehehehehehe...
Only you??...LWKM
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by SeverusSnape(m): 9:26am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Good. That Lord Chosen Church is next.
Noise pollution everywhere.
Chai!...
That church eh... That's the church my folks attend.
With that their funny apron (bulletproof) grin
PoliticsRe: The Same People Who Claim Buhari Is Sick Are Now The Ones Being Hospitalized by SeverusSnape(m): 9:09am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Hahahahaha Lmao.
We could try that, for 24 hours, at least. I have a feeling it's be more effective. Lol.
Hehehehehehehehehehe grin grin
**trekking to the market to get my rooster**
PoliticsRe: Where Is Maclatunji And Ngwakwe? by SeverusSnape(op): 9:05am On Aug 04, 2015
WailingWailer01:
What are the requirements of being a moderator on NL?
Ask lalasticlala.
PoliticsRe: The Same People Who Claim Buhari Is Sick Are Now The Ones Being Hospitalized by SeverusSnape(m): 9:00am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Yes I did

The sleep was so sweet that I kept postponing my alarmgrin

Ever done that?cheesy
Hahahaha...cheesy

I do that always, Sometimes, I snooze the alarm like three times. Alarms can be very annoying at times, But we just can't do without them.

...Or should we go back to the times of our forefathers where the cock crow was the alarm?? grin grin
RomanceRe: If Dis Girl Is Ma Sis, I Won't Be Afraid Of Dating Nairaland Guys Lolz by SeverusSnape(m): 8:54am On Aug 04, 2015
vizkiz:
my ex has more than this undecided
Just that we broke up when she broke a girl's bones she caught me cheating with...the girl is still in the operation room though embarassed
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: The Same People Who Claim Buhari Is Sick Are Now The Ones Being Hospitalized by SeverusSnape(m): 8:52am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
Good Morning My Dear.
Hope you slept well?
It is not a poem o.

Lol.

It came from a consciousness within me which I just had to put down.
Hmmmm...sounds/looks like a poem to me.

Good morning Milady.

Yes, I slept well, My night was cozy.

Hope you did too?
PoliticsRe: Why I’m Staying Put As INEC Acting Chairman - Hajiya Amina Bala Zakari by SeverusSnape(m): 8:45am On Aug 04, 2015
Because Buhari is your relation.
PoliticsRe: The Same People Who Claim Buhari Is Sick Are Now The Ones Being Hospitalized by SeverusSnape(m): 8:43am On Aug 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
I offer you love, I offer you peace, I offer you forgiveness.

Where you have cursed me, I bless you.
Where you have cursed my parents, I bless yours.
I decree that you will be a good father to your kids.
No one in this life or the one to come will ever have cause to use vitriolic on your kids simply because you are their Dad.
It is well with you.

To those who bear me good will, to those who bear me ill-will.
To those whom I bear good will, to those whom I bear ill-will.....

Whether you see this or not.
Let the awakening that is happening now resonate, let the cosmos and the elements bear witness.
Let joy, happiness, peace and light locate you. Radiate, Shine, Soar. I release you.

*Deep Sigh*

All is Forgiven...the past, the present, the future.
Nice Poem.

It's inspirational. Thank you
https://media.santabanta.com/medium1/miscellaneous/good%20morning/good-morning-0v.jpg
CareerRe: The Number Of Persons That Lost Their Jobs In Nigeria:The Second Quarter Of 2015 by SeverusSnape(m): 8:37am On Aug 04, 2015
zicoraads:
Omenka, most of your input on this forum are usually devoid of any intelligence, in whatever form. The rate of unemployment is not a phenomenon that happened with Jonathan's government, or TAN for that matter. I appended my signature on a paper for a TAN rally that came to town, does that mean am unemployed? Do you know the calibre of boys and girls, men and women that signed those books? People that are living well off. I am certain most of those people are doing much, much better than you. So, if we are to categorise people under unemployment or underemployment, you should be top of the list.

That being said, the country has a new sherrif. The sensible thing for the PDP now is to lay off workers and cut costs. They cannot afford to pay all their workers anymore. But these workers are also Nigerians, and as the new sherrif in town, the president must also provide jobs for them, as he must also do for Nigerians as a whole.
The guy (Omenka) is a zombie, Did you expect anything devoid of stupidity from him?
PoliticsRe: El-rufa’i Sacks ADC For Insurbordination by SeverusSnape(m): 7:50am On Aug 04, 2015
omenka:
I don't know why I'm beginning to see another Buhari in this man... smiley
Yes, But this one is educated. While the main one is an illiterate.
PoliticsRe: As EFCC Goes After Daughter, Turai Yar’adua Runs To Obasanjo For Help by SeverusSnape(m): 6:47am On Aug 04, 2015
Fools. Anyway, Don't worry. Obasanjo is one of Buhari's puppeteers.
PoliticsRe: My Mother Inlaw Calls Me With Her Daughter Ex-boy Name Every Time I Visit by SeverusSnape(m): 6:45am On Aug 04, 2015
DDeliverer:
hahahahah....bros, stop! grin grin grin
That's what the OP said o. cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: My Mother Inlaw Calls Me With Her Daughter Ex-boy Name Every Time I Visit by SeverusSnape(m): 6:40am On Aug 04, 2015
Mate with her motherhuh

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