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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by SexExpert(m): 2:18pm On May 08, 2019
Hi guys, I need to change my brokers. Which do you guys recommend?

good customer service

fair charges
Politics / Re: Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu Declared Winner In Abia North Senatorial Zone by SexExpert(m): 9:08pm On Feb 24, 2019
PVision2020:
Why the voters apathy, 31k only to win a whole senatorial zone?
I'm very sure all the total votes of Abia won't exceed 300k.
Until we Southerners start showing up on election and not behind our keyboard that's when we will get it right.

Kudos to the Yoruba voters, they've shown again that they are politically sophisticated unlike some regions who have been giving bloc vote to the pdp for the past 20years with nothing to show for it.

According to the news, many of those who came out were unable to vote for 2 reasons. 1. Late arrival of INEC officials while accreditation ends at 2pm. 2. Fewer ballot papers than the number of registered voters.
Politics / Re: I Disagree With Chinua Achebe, The Trouble With Nigeria Is Not Politicians, But by SexExpert(m): 8:42am On Feb 03, 2019
After reading only the upper half of your write-up, this is how I summarise your points:

1. Poverty
2. Lack of education
3. Religion
4. Tribalism

... are the major factors why real progress has continued to elude Nigeria.

From the above, 1 & 2 bother on capacity to make or hold on to an informed decision. From the little I know about sociology, psychology and participatory democracy, it is actually the duty of the government to empower its citizens to enable them participate rationally in inclusive governance. High rates of poverty and illiteracy will make this near impossible.

Have you ever heard of the millions of almajiris in Northern Nigeria? Do you earnestly expect them to make the sort of rationalisation you are suggesting here?

For 3 & 4, the story is worse because even those who are educated and financially capable still make decisions that are coloured by tribe and religion. For me, this is the biggest problem facing Nigeria. Who do we blame for this? Leadership of course! Decades of selfish leadership and segregation based on tribal and religious considerations has created a generation of Nigerians who think tribe and religion first. Indeed, majority of Nigerians probably never think Nigeria, like an American would think America.

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Politics / Re: Onnoghen: NBA Urges National Assembly To Save Nigeria by SexExpert(m): 10:39pm On Jan 25, 2019
Nigeria is in a deep mess

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Education / Re: I'm Not Good At Maths But I Want To Be An Engineer,what Should I Do? by SexExpert(m): 5:26pm On Jan 09, 2019
Oluchukwu650:
Elders pls talk to me!!!

Math is a skill.

Learn it.

But, you must start from where your level of understanding is. it may be JSS or SSS level.

And, you should get a good private teacher if you can afford it. Otherwise, get a friend who is great at math to teach you.
You can also learn online.

Whatever the case, you must be willing to spend both time (and money where necessary).


In case you want the easy route, you can give up engineering.
Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by SexExpert(m): 4:59am On Jan 08, 2019
mikaelangelov:
It's not yet an ex relationship but I believe by weekend it will be.

I've been too easy and simple for the bae aswear, and even she herself says that, I girl I've never shouted on before, never cheated on her, she will never say that I've failed getting her whatever she's requested for, a girl that I've fed comfortably since early 2018 till now, just name it, yet bae still got the guts to cheat me countless times, cheated on me with random guys that can't even match my shoes even though they're all older than I am, aborted babies for them and I still care for her, buying her life relief drugs during the recuperating stages thinking it's menstrual related issues, got her a job so she wouldn't be idle, best way she could make me proud is to become a cum-bag to her boss who offers her nothing, just because they all offer her marriage which I don't want to tell her first because I want her to learn a skill this 2019 first, before I'll think about tying the knot with her, my only crime was loving her too much, well next 60 days I'll be moving permanently to Copenhagen so I guess marrying a white chick is the next thing,

infact I know that I've reached my boiling point and enough is enough,

I can feel your pain.
Just smile and move on!
Politics / Re: Why Are Nigerian Youths Not Supporting Sowore by SexExpert(m): 2:48pm On Dec 31, 2018
omega2128:
just like Abraham Maslow Hierarchy of Needs

most of Nigerians are still in lowest level- ready to sell their votes, or attend campaign to get 1k to buy food. Sowore can not do this
Buhari and Atiku can tell billions of naira they must have spent so far

I ask myself,
WHY PDP CAN NOT FIELD SOWORE OR FELA DUROTOYE, GIVE FULL BACKING AND CONVENIENTLY TAKE POWER FROM DEMONIC APC.


And of all the contestants in the presidential race, Sowore and Durotoye are the only names/candidates that appeal to you?

Do you earnestly believe they are the most qualified?

... Just thinking�
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by SexExpert(m): 12:54am On Dec 09, 2018
Tonalphs:

I'm Oct 20th too

Nice to meet you

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Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by SexExpert(m): 12:49am On Dec 09, 2018
Queenserah26:
October 20

Nice to meet you

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Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by SexExpert(m): 12:42am On Dec 09, 2018
adedayoadeoye:
oct 20th

Nice to meet you
Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by SexExpert(m): 12:40am On Dec 09, 2018
GodblessNig247:
20th October. Very unique date!!!!

Very unique indeed
Romance / Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by SexExpert(m): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2018
You didn't have to talk about the sex. Totally unnecessary.

Meanwhile, speak to her specifically about any aspects of her attitude that you are not comfortable with.

Listen to her response.
Then give her some time to improve.

If she doesn't, you can speak to her one more time. This way, you are already making it clear what you can or cannot live with. And if you eventually leave her, it would be her who failed to work on certain aspects of her attitude which you clearly explained you can't cope with.

To be fair during such discussions, ask her to also tell you aspects of your attitude that she doesn't feel comfortable with as well. Then make sure you also work on those.

This is what will happen:
Mostly, change is difficult. Its hard to learn how to use the left hand in old age. So human beings don't change much.
But yes, they can if they really work on it.

So she might still be unable to change. Then you can leave after speaking with her at least twice, each with a space of 2-3 months.

And if she actually improves in those areas you talked about, then you have no reason to leave. This means you must be clear and honest about what it is she does you don't like.

I have written this much detail with the hope that others can apply this idea to improve their relationships as well.

Feel free to contact me if you need any relationship advice. You would be in good hands. Please ignore typos, as this was typed on the phone while in transit.

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Romance / Re: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by SexExpert(m): 6:50pm On Nov 25, 2018
pacificman:
nigerian girls can beg...one time one lady asked me for 50k,,i mean thats 1week salary for people that work in the country i was at then. na borrow she call am and i never even enter this girl honey lpot..na so i turn to usian bolt..lol


A girl once asked me for 300K (three hundred thousand naira) after a few weeks of dating. That was in 2010/2011. She said it was for school fees.

I actually already spent money on her within the period but she wanted mooooooore grin
Education / Re: Seven English Words You Will Be Shocked To Know You’ve Been Using Wrongly by SexExpert(m): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2018
Words and languages evolve. They are not stagnant.
Besides, some words have several meanings.

The word "terrific" is one of those words.
Politics / Re: Shocking!!!!:Buhari reveals why he doesn't show up for Presidential debates by SexExpert(m): 1:07pm On Oct 24, 2018
Why exactly are you guys surprised?

Or is he called an illiterate for nothing?

If you are in doubt, ask for his high school certificate.

Have you ever heard of any other presidential or governorship aspirant who was called an illiterate?

"Buhari is the worst thing that has ever happened to Nigeria".... My quote

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Sports / Re: See Mouth-watering Photos Of Floyd Mayweather's New Girlfriend by SexExpert(m): 12:28pm On Oct 17, 2018
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Romance / Re: Is Smelly Vagina Not A Function Of Physical Neatness? by SexExpert(m): 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2018
I will speak as a doctor.

Overall, hygiene has less to do with virginal odours. This means that most cases of vaginal odour are not caused by poor hygiene.

Vaginal odours are caused by vaginal infections.
There are different kinds of infections. Some are as follows:

1. Candidiasis is a yeast infection and very common. Hygiene may play a little role in getting this one.

2. Bacterial Vaginosis is caused by overgrowth of bacterial which is usually due to overuse of antibiotics

3. Sexually transmitted infections. From my experience, most cases of vaginal odours are caused by STDs and the main culprit is multiple sex partners.

There are others like Trichomoniasis, etc.

Be aware that Candidiasis can also be sexually transmitted, same for Trichomoniasis.

In summary, most cases of vaginal odours are caused by STDs and having multiple sexual partners is the main culprit.

Condoms may protect against HIV but other STDs can be transmitted through body fluids contact.

Anyone with an unusual odour should see a doctor.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Commissions Air Force Drone Jonathan ‘Earlier Launched’ - PDP by SexExpert(m): 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2018
Why is anyone surprised?

Isn't this the same government that appointed dead people as board chairpersons?

Nigeria has been grounded in all sectors simply because Buhari defiantly appointed unqualified and incompetent persons as long as they are from his region.

Imagine countless total collapse of the electricity grid. Those running the system do not know what they are doing. It's all trial and error.

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Politics / Re: PDP Will Win The Elections- Wike by SexExpert(m): 4:35pm On Feb 16, 2018
Lol
Family / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by SexExpert(m): 6:30am On Feb 14, 2018
From what you said, the girl is decent. So you may break up with her if you want.

I can pay all the money and marry her...
Politics / Re: Benue Killings: Your Observations Are Incorrect - PMB Tells Saraki by SexExpert(m): 7:26am On Feb 02, 2018
ammyluv2002:
PMB is not a listening president! He's not even planning to change and that's so sad! Really sad

A leopard cannot change its spots.

Think deeply about that for a moment
Politics / Re: Rare Footage Of An Industrialised Nigeria In 1960s. This Will Make U Shed Tears. by SexExpert(m): 8:36am On Jan 30, 2018
hammer6F:
The funny thing is they still look like monkeys using machinery left behind by the British.

When the machine spoil, they pack up production.

They could not even wear gloves before moving the meat.

Some were even wearing jewelry. Thank God for the white man. smh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtGP0Ss1UQ


The video you posted is a new technology which wasn't available in the 60's
Nigeria's technology was surely as good as those of other countries in the 60's because of the British government.

Also, remember that a Naira was equal to a British Pound

Many countries that are popular today were far behind Nigeria then.

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Business / Re: Man Closes Company Account With GT Bank Over Innoson Saga(photo) by SexExpert(m): 12:27am On Dec 21, 2017
Well, I think it's time to finally leave GTBank after nearly 10 years.

I have lots of friends in various branches of the bank but the attitude of my account officers has been rather demeaning.

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Politics / Re: Humanitarian Workers Withdraw From IDPs Camp In Maiduguri by SexExpert(m): 6:30pm On Aug 30, 2017
Abiagirl777:
and when are these camps going to be closed?

Boko Haram is still very active, so they cannot return home. In fact, for most of them, there is no home anymore. Everything has been razed to the ground. It is a horrible situation.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 27th August 2017 by SexExpert(m): 5:42pm On Aug 27, 2017
85 mins and arsenal still has no shot on target
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 27th August 2017 by SexExpert(m): 5:23pm On Aug 27, 2017
Arsenal has no shot on target after 67 mins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid vs Barcelona, Spanish Super Cup (2 - 0) On 16th August 2017 by SexExpert(m): 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2017
kstyle2:
I don't want to imagine what would have happened if cr7 and isco were on the pitch

CR7 would have scored a hat-trick for sure

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Agriculture / Re: This Mysterious Plant Has Been In My Compound For Years by SexExpert(m): 6:16pm On Mar 26, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Google it

grin grin grin
Agriculture / Re: This Mysterious Plant Has Been In My Compound For Years by SexExpert(m): 5:49pm On Mar 26, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
I already googled it,seems its poisonous, although no much research has been done on it. its painful seeing such a pretty plant wasting away.

Give me the link where you got info about it being poisonous
Agriculture / Re: This Mysterious Plant Has Been In My Compound For Years by SexExpert(m): 5:43pm On Mar 26, 2017
You can get some info from this link about it's uses

http://tropical.theferns.info/viewtropical.php?id=Ficus+pumila

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