freecocoa: Yeah right una can lie sha.

Anyways immediately i hear his car horn, i pour rose petals on the entrance of the door, stand at attention and start singing at the top of my voice.

*You are the love of my life*
one reason why i'm alive
And i'll spend the rest of my days
Just loving you 6x

I then proceed to collect his briefcase, kiss,hug and carry him up to the bedroom, the rest is better left to your imagination.

Lmao!!!

so you have ur own hubby & yet u r always wit them mumu woman

ifyalways: When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

lol.......hillarious!

tjskii: I go wait for him at d door,cos I'm excited hez home,give him a hug and a kiss,ave a big smile on my face(no matter ow icky my day has bin,I'll complain bout it later)take his jacket and briefcase in,ask him how his day was,dump the squealing wriggling kid in his lap and go get him his dinner

it's obvious you've watched alot of nigerian films. It's evident from your comment

sanb: nice one!!! my parents were married for about 43 years as well before my dad passed away and their love for each other was excellent. i see some comments here and they say oh it would not last well i can prove them wrong from my parents example who says that such love don't exist. when my dad came back from work my mum would say hi honey which was nice. I would do exactly the same as well when i settle down....

God bless my sister. I am only following my mom footstep too interesting how peeps are saying you have have watched lot of movie blah blah shi...t. really lol at the replies.

maclatunji:

With all due respect and friendliness (as I really do not hold anything against you), can you stick to the theme of this thread and take your campaign elsewhere and whilst you're at it, create your own "fit and proper" thread.

Thank you.

What is this nonsense? Mr perfect yet people have issues with you in the religious section? Even you and your "peace making" way cannot get things right, if you did people won't hate you as much as they do now

I'm not marid,but i had an uncle then that always com home,heavily drunk.anybody that opens d door for him,is met with a slap from him...how do u expect his wife to welcom such?

Honey, welcome home!! Me and your kids have been waiting for you, what are you going to make us for dinner?

Ileke-IdI:
Honey, welcome home!! Me and your kids have been waiting for you, what are you going to make us for dinner?

Laiye Laiye

Jenny why you answer na? Haven't you understood?
Some people are attention starved in real life, the only real female attention they get is from internet housewives.
Ever since I realised that I have since stopped feeding that need for attention

Yomieluv: I'm not marid,but i had an uncle then that always com home,heavily drunk.anybody that opens d door for him,is met with a slap from him...how do u expect his wife to welcom such?

Ileke-IdI:
Honey, welcome home!! Me and your kids have been waiting for you, what are you going to make us for dinner?

Best post on the whole thread. LOL

debrief08: Jenny why you answer na? Haven't you understood?
Some people are attention starved in real life, the only real female attention they get is from internet housewives.
Ever since I realised that I have since stopped feeding that need for attention

Yea, you are right you know

Poor me
I dont have the priviledge of seeing him come back home from work.
Phases in Life! This too, shall pass away

Miss_Ife: I open the door for him and get on my knees immediately he enters the house, then I follow him kissing every inch of the floor he walks on, I finally feed him the best dishes I have been preparing for him the whole day. When he's done, I bath him, wipe him, and worship him all night long...


.... like seriously...

lool had to come back and read this post again. So funny. Yeah I want a wife like that.

Yomieluv: I'm not marid,but i had an uncle then that always com home,heavily drunk.anybody that opens d door for him,is met with a slap from him...how do u expect his wife to welcom such?

lol

Reminds of one of my uncles; anytime he comes back from work, everyone including the wife scrambles like rats into their holes

jennykadry:

What is this nonsense? Mr perfect yet people have issues with you in the religious section? Even you and your "peace making" way cannot get things right, if you did people won't hate you as much as they do now

Well Mrs. Imperfect, my thoughts, my opinion, my expression. You of all people should know that.

We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

This actually got me rolling on the floor , Esp the chest bump, i imagined it

Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

ROFLMAO!!! Where were you guys from the begining of the thread?

freecocoa: Yeah right una can lie sha.

Anyways immediately i hear his car horn, i pour rose petals on the entrance of the door, stand at attention and start singing at the top of my voice.

*You are the love of my life*
one reason why i'm alive
And i'll spend the rest of my days
Just loving you 6x

I then proceed to collect his briefcase, kiss,hug and carry him up to the bedroom, the rest is better left to your imagination.

Lmao!!!

Just that? You are dull. Me, i hired some choristers who stand at the corridor everyday to serenade him with 70's and 80's love songs, while i stand at the end of the corridor, my arms outstretched,a well positioned fan blowing my hair slowly across my smiling face.

You need to stop mannh!! I am really laughing hard here.

Nah. my spiritual mentors have been married for over 30 years and are still such love birds.

safeLove: E be like say na 'new-couple-na-our-marriage-go-sweet-pass syndrome' dey shack some of una. For just how long can a normal couple keep up with these hugs and kisses and yummie-yummie love-wan-tin-tin gimmicks as a matter of routine? I reckon it would all feel fake, perfunctory and downright annoying after a couple of years when the drudgery of marriage inevitably sets in.

Ah ah,we have to enjoy it while it lasts naw.. Every 40yrs old marriage also went thru the first couple of years too na.. At least until God finishes moulding my babies,I'll pet him na..

rokiatu:






Best post on the whole thread. LOL

thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

OAM4J:

lol

Reminds of one of my uncles; anytime he comes back from work, everyone including the wife scrambles like rats into their holes

LMFSO. So how does he "enjoy" life since his family live in fear of him?

Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

You are officially the funniest poster here.
I have only one request though, take the time to write out the words well and in full, makes you seem more mature and responsible

Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

kandiikane:

Gosh! It sounds so boring!

So what?
That is everyday life my dear and not all these romantic novels.
Save energy for where it is needed.

.

ride on girl let them know this ain't no nollywood movie...

rokiatu:


God bless my sister. I am only following my mom footstep too interesting how peeps are saying you have have watched lot of movie blah blah shi...t. really lol at the replies.

Lie on the floor and let him walk on my back in true red carpet style..

Sometimes a peck,sometimes it's what's up or just a nod and a smile,nothing ceremonial.This is how we greet each other.

debrief08:
You are officially the funniest poster here.
I have only one request though, take the time to write out the words well and in full, makes you seem more mature and responsible

noted.