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@poster go tell him that. what sort of rubbish is this?

what are you talking about?

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat her to death

LMAO this is really funny

thank you

ammamat:
My question now is that, is it possible for someone to change a person who dose not know Christ and who dose not at all speak good about Men of God.

my dear no one is bad, what we do is bad if he really loves your friend, then am quite positive he may
change.

joyfull
sorrowfull
unpredictable

teacher

go and learn how to laugh and come try again

;d ;d

bsanya:
enrol her in one of the schools closer 2 u.
U will only do this if u love her. Illiteracy is not a disease

well said

guys, is it important for your woman to know how to cook? is she more dateable if she is? is she less so if she can't even boil water? is the saying true, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

ladies, do you think it's important to know how to cook to be a complete package? or is this kind of shit ancient expectations and you don't want any of it?

please discuss

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.


The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and
yelled at the man 'Holy sh*t! That must be my husband!' [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he
jumped out the window like a crazy man.

He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then
started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah Then why were you running, 
you lying cheating dog !!!' [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

cut off his hands

Hoodwing:
1) Always reassure her you love her.
2) treat her like a queen and pay attention to her needs.
3) never hit or beat her.
4) always talk to her with a calm voice.
5) tell her your likes and dislikes.
6) never lie to her cos if she finds out you will be in a mess.
7) always commend her for any good she does.
never keep her and another.always be contented with her.
9) make out time for her and take her out once in a while.
10) always say your sorry when your wrong.

nicely done dear but only few guys do that

will you please get off the line

who cares they are all African

holiday can be fun

what a cute smile you have oxone

MRbrownJAY:
A guy who married this sexy woman. Unfortunately, his dikc was too small, so every time they had sex he used a plantain instead of his dikc. For seven years he has been doing that and his wife didnt know. One night his wife suspected that something was wrong so while they were having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said: "What the hell is that? are you using a plantain on me? I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit!" So the man said: "Shut the fukc up! It's been seven years and I never asked you where the hell those kids came from!"

lol really funny