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GeeCee:
A plane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board but there were only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:
"I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I can not die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, Matthew Olusegun Obasanjo, says:
“I am the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I have huge responsibilities in Africa. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."

To this, the little boy says:
“Don‘t fret old man…,
[b]There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of Nigeria took my schoolbag, "[/b]The moral of this story….
Each country gets the president it deserves.

Damn!

freshguy:
sexylemon let chat on Yahoo IM dt08026@yahoo.com
am waiting now

ha ha your kidding rite? I don't even know u.

chillexy:
lol, so can i get a peek view on th e oda four, like umm, a klue?

sorry. just keep rollling along it will come out naturaly. but let me make it clear, What I meant was u have four more test to go to to be a good friend
_{switd I hope this is clear its not what u may think jare}

everyone like home made food, some lazy or busy people have got no choice but to eat fast food

lol u finally make me laugh you have pass the first test four to go

am not in Nigeria

she already did ah ah

romsky:
who no like better thing?

dat shit is funny. the expression on the lady face is priceless

@rayzz well done thanks for keeping this updated

candylips:
whats going on here

lol what are u seeing? where is Switd?

chillexy:
lol, haba , y naaaaa

forget about it is not important

hbabe:
It is very funny.

I know. I guess she has introduce a new rule) if you can't make a man understand through his brain, u give to him through his Di*ck

rokiatu:

where is my prize?

chillexy:
u just finished an xam, which one?

lol why do you want to know dat? I had rather not say.

romsky:
wanna party?

jump out of thread

Katrina kaif is the hottest

no I don't sorry. you better get used to the system here.

right, but still here is more fun.

I will post a pic of him later

at the moment 6,6 Agoli fans common

oh well some people like my are doing two things at the same time.

slow as in?

The Moscow Times

By Carl Schreck

In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.
Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.

According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.
Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.
First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.

Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.

"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."
The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," the web site quoted a local police officer as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."


i know dis is a crime, but I have to laugh Roflmao

well I guess am not in a mood for jokes today. am sorry if I sounded rude

a good wife or a NIGERIAN WIFE?

romsky why are u not posting more pixs?

whatever

loleeta199:
married ,what can u do if blackmailed by lover with sex films and fotos?

pls explain in depth