sparko1:


OK it's seems you don't get who an introvert really is.!
Introvert don't make friends easily, they take their time, don't just meet someone at the bus stop and the next day they are visiting..! No not an introvert.
Introvert love space like a lot, they can't stand people who love disturbing at all
Introvert talk but not continuous like some ladies I know 'can talk for 24 hours nonstop, introvert always need time to rewind.
I don't know who you got your characteristics from but introvert are not proud, people just think they are, just like many people think handsome/beautiful people are proud and full of themselves, but not so.

U kukuma resemble the introvert sef heheheheheheehh, see ur introverted face heheheheheheheheh Biko I'm not giving u playful insults like the OP was giving his introvert, I'm complimenting u that u are handsome

universityfailu:
You know d type of people am talking about, those innocent, quiet biitches and niqqas u see sitting all by demselves always and very quiet. Yeap, those pple are the most evil pple on earth. They spend all those quiet time plotting evils, dont be decieved by their innocent looks.
Let me tell u a story dat happened to me last semester, i came to a room new around 4th week into resumption and meet this my bunkmate, dude is damn fvckin quiet, he walks like he is scared of the floor. Long story short, we usually make jest of eachother in our room but i didnt knw dis my bunkmate was keeping all the "playful insults" i said to him in his mind. This innocent bastard stole my phone, 5k, school ID card( I dont know what he needed it for but i later found out he broke it and put me through stress of getting another one), shoe, Pot of food (like 3 times), food stuffs, kerosene at different occasions. He almost stole my laptop before i caught d idiot redhanded. oboi, i use blow finish dat baboon face. I know i might be generalising but 80percent of quiet introverts are evil. I prefer to hangout with an open extroverted who shows his evil side and hide nothing than the quiet slow poison.

Am out.

U dey insult the guy dey call am "playful insults" ba? U come still still finish him face with blow, don't worry, by the time he will revenge, u won't see it coming I promise u, he will use his quietness and plot how to attack u without being seen in the picture, continue giving playful insults u hear!

BeeBeeOoh:
I've known this for ages, it has been part of me. Before I go to work in the morning, I drink 5 sachets of water(2 when I wake up immediately, 2 after doing my morning exercise & 1 on my way out). It is very good if you can cultivate such habit, it helps purify the blood also. I can't remember the last time I had headache nor buy medicine, though it is not all about water but God's grace. I drink close to 12/13 sachets of water everyday, but disadvantage about drinking too much water is that "You Go Urinate Taya.



Drink 2ltrs of water everyday & flee from unnecessary sickness. I LOVE WATER..

As in for this Buhari regime u dey drink 12/13 sachets of water? Bros Abeg come employ me make I get money dey buy one bag of pure water everyday, lolxxxxx but I do take a sachet every morning though, and hey it's not all that easy gulping down so much water that early in d morning

cuvox:


nope...more about two people fvcking each other without all the drama and commitment that comes with relationships. That your illustration is trade by barter

And u believe when she starts having sex with u just like that, she won't catch feelings?
Girls bikonu wise up o! Do well to stay away from these set of people
#mytwocents

sapiosexual1:

Needless to differentiate buh à mon avis, in the context of this thread, "irresponsible sex " are those ones you engage in places in which you have to look over your shoulder for fear of being caught or found out

lolxxxxx

Lolxxxx, the time I tried it, I only got the opposite, RAPID BLACK! hehehehehee, look, skins differ, just find a good one that maintains your skin n stick to it, what may work for me, may not work for u, but lastly though, fair and white range of products is the best for all skin types, although its ridiculously expensive (for some of us o, coz girls these days are not smiling with their outrageous half cast creams of 40 to 50k), exfoliate before changing creams and be patient.

To those saying you have to define the relationship before going into, what about after definition, he still uses u for sex alone? By the time he starts acting funny when he's done or had enough of u, what will you do then? u go kill am? No! Don't u think its best u just let it flow? Then if he's really serious with u, he would definitely show it to u in actions, not just words, this is why I love the idea of girls keeping at least 2 or 3 boyfriends, and roll with them normal so that if A doesn't work out, B must work, or at least C, unless she's a professional prostitute, no girl can be friends with benefits with a guy without adding a little emotion at some point which makes them add the dreaded question of "what are we?" at the end.

My opinion though.
It's not by force to agree with me, so pls no silly mentions unless u just want to seek for notice.
#seekingfornoticebyforce

cuvox:
Good morning peeps.

There's something bothering me for quite some time now. it is about "the question" that some girls ask after sex.

Imagine a guy being enticed into a "friends with benefits" aka "no strings attached " relationship and after exploring the honey pot (which the babe must have enjoyed very well) the girl will grab hold of his d! ck, mistake it for a heart, bring out all her yo-yo, guitar and G-strings and every other strings and ask "the question"

‘So what are we doing?
’‘So what are we?’‘
Are we dating?’‘
What am I to you?’

like really?
seriously?

if you wanted to know what we are doing shey you for ask since ni?

who goes into a relationship without giving it a name?
asking "the question " after sex is unfair to us. you put us in a tight spot. you don't expect us to tell you we don't know where it is going. except the guy have developed feelings too (then he will bring his own strings and an attachment is formed), he will lie to you then start finding an exit route


now while he is basking in the glory of exploring ecstasy without commitment you will now come and deflate his ego with the question that you should have asked even before you near his bed (couch, bathroom and any other shady place wey una take dey f)

bhet why?
seriously why?

Before I used to think friends with benefits means she gives u sex, while u give her money and any material things u can afford to offer her that she would appreciate, but pls o edakun, when a broke guy who has nothing to offer asks a girl to be friends with benefits with him, what benefits should she be expecting ? Pls explain coz I'm confused about this "friends with benefits" thingy

sapiosexual1:
Errrr I'm not sexually active. But when i used to be, I only had responsible sex

Do we have responsible and irresponsible sex? plz differentiate

DeeTus:


Hahaha. Real men don't act like that. They don't talk about sex during messages or chats.

They only would try to know you first. They request both of you meet outside and somewhere else, not hotel or hotel room.

They take things easy and step-by-step.

That dude is simply sex-starved and he's only looking for actions.

Na so, abeggy! I've had chats with the so called real men, their style now is talk normal at first, when u become comfortable, they show their ugly heads! when u try to protest, insult ti take over be dat o!

richommie:

They re pro wen it comes to prostitution.

No benin girl did any wrong to me. Am just spitting the truth ma.

#YOlO

why are you generalizing?

^^^ maybe Benin girl don do u something, this one ur hate is shining bright like a diamond

queencalipso:
Are they nlders? If yes, did they meet here? If no

Happy married life to them.




I wish for nothing here than to see two nlders that met and got married. Just like we see on twitter and Facebook.


Alas, hmmm!!! Its just a wishful thinking.

This ur wishful thinking about Nland guys will continue to remain a wish, coz guys here are ehnnnn!!!!!!! Sorry is ur case in short, coz none will discuss anything meaningful with u except sex, if u try to steer them to the right part, their natural insultive self will surface immediately, the last one was like who do u think u are? coz I invited u to my hotel room means I want to "fork" u? this guy insulted his mother say na me him they insult, I just jejely used by block button. Had I known always comes at last, if I had known, I wouldn't have posted my number here for whatsapp chat, anyway thank God for the block button, and when I see whatsapp chats from any Nlander, I block the person ASAP without replying.

Nienie:
Okay..good for him sha but see ehn fuel is now 400 per litre here and untop that one,light don spoil.
IMSU junction to Douglas is now N150..something that was N50 two days ago somebody should help me beg APC biko nu..

my sister I paid from control to ikenegbu junction, #150 I'm still in shock, if u complain the keke people go ask you where u see fuel? I'm just chilling at home now, I can't go out again

marshborn:
me first, here are my parents some time In the late 70's feeling Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Your father was cute as a young man, hope u took after his looks o, not ur dad looking all drop dead handsome and u be looking like a forgotten monkey hehehehehe, don't mind me, they are so cute together

Berbierklaus:

To me I find her post challenging
Why?

using our immediate environment as an example,
A man hoping to settle down for family life searches for the widely accepted "wife material" criteria
Naturally a wife material(has different subjective meaning to different people) is a lady that is domesticated eg cooking,cleaning,washing,hospitable etc and etc.

Now he gets to fulfil his desire,and his wife comes up with this tactic of running the family, maybe as a result of wanting what that other family who are "happily married has".

Do you think our men should deviate from the recognised gender role?
Don't you think it will upset the bible preached doctrine of "wife/husband helpmate"?
Do you see it as a possibility that will not put an imbalance in marriages.

Just trying to get the rational behind "Adult responsibilty"


TV01
crackhaus

well, first things first, I'm not into religion because it misleads people a lot, it's human beings like u and I that wrote the Bible, some will say they were inspired, but then again all the articles written in this world were written by inspired human beings right? Now in the case scenario of wedlock, it is essential for both parties to know their roles to play, the world as u can see is evolving, things are changing by the minute, and of course we have to keep up with the trend, gone are the days when women just sit at home being just house wives, even men are not looking for house wives anymore, they are looking for wives/business partners, no man is willing to marry a woman who won't in one way or the other support the family financially, which makes the work load double on the women's part, u can't go through the stress of cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids with their unending incessant needs and also taking care of your husbands tummy, sexual needs and his laundry all alone, especially those men that sex is as good as food and can have sex if given the opportunity 7 times a day!!!!!! Common we are all humans and not robots, one needs some help here please! But all these chores can be taken care of by both parties when the mutual understanding and respect is present, that's why I said when ur married, two becomes one, where one is failing, the other is there to lift up and correct with love and respect.

Berbierklaus:

You have a point but don't you think her submission rules against gender roles and natural order of coexistence in marriage?

Try to be a little bit more open minded about her post and see things objectively and positively, different strokes for different folks, the things u may see as bad in a union may be what that couple u envy are using to flourish happily and u keep asking how they are so happy together in all situations, it's all about mutual understanding and respect, love is essential, but it takes more than love to make a marriage work.

To me she makes sense, it's not about being a feminist, in marriage, two becomes one, it doesn't matter who does the chores or who goes out to earn a living, as long as there is mutual understanding and respect for one another, the union will always be a happy one at the end.

ominibaba80:
This is the newly Constructed tunnel at Concord Hotel Junction in Owerri Imo state, this project is less than 4 months old.

The upper part of the tunnel is blocked because no car can drive at the top to avoid collapse.


If you live in Owerri or you pass through Owerri, you will understand what am talking about.

lolxxxx I just passed the tunnel now, its not that bad naaw, its still work in progress, but I really don't understand why Rochas had to do that, after beautifying owerri, what next?

How many decently dressed girls have reasonable admirers? how many "good and sincere girls" have reasonable or meaningful relationships? this is the world we live in now, the 21st century.

In this time and age, money is essential in attracting women, but its not all about money at the long run coz when she (who knows what she really wants from a man) finally sees what stuff ur made of, she will leave u for another guy. But if she sees that ur an asssshooole and still stays with u coz of the money, then obviously ur with the wrong chick coz at the end both of u would be heading nowhere. Then as for those of us who goes for looks, SMH lolxxxxxx we know better now.

Dreamwaker:
You must be the most jobless man not only on nairaland but in the whole universe. Do you stalk nairaland guys too?

Seconded! the guy is sick

mightyhazel:
Y na



Yorubas and international fraud be like,....















Abeg,who get dat zuma photo

hahaahahahaahahaha that photo always cracks me up I swear! every time it's being used, no matter how many times I see it a day, I must laugh so hard! hahahaahahhahahaha

Tales by moonlight

what should I do now, laugh or cry? *mixed feelings here * and his dick in that oily pix is so pink like a lollipop
#Sweet#

whogoscam:


That is unfair.

I came seeking for advice not insults

Make thunder strike u dia! ur looking for advice and not insults! it's people like u that makes me hate the idea of marriage, it means u were never really in love with ur wife from the beginning, u had the guts to bring in another woman to ur matrimonial home to cook for u and also make love to her, if it were to be ur wife that did this, would u be here asking us for advice? wouldn't u have sent her away?! useless excuse of a man, make ur dick bend dia ! Oloshi agbaya! useless blind bat!

How did her yam legs disappear! there is nothing money cannot do o! I loved this actress back den, but didn't like her heavy yams legs den, but look at it now, so nice, I must make money o.

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4047555_fbimg1469960046123_jpegc4b0a3c113591201fb78ce7fb210ac54


Very Cute..

Madcow1

so I should read this long epistle ntori sex? se sex ni onje ? Op ma je ki ori e yi o!

When husband starts to slay them one after the other, make she no complain o

MzDesire:

Abi o, pls help me tell him o. I have seen so many children without fathers turn out well. I wonder where he got his own analysis from.
I can see you are angry, abeg no vex..lol

I no dey vex again my fine sister, Tecno and cheap data don make clueless children come online with their inexperienced smelly butts to spew words out of line, and these children full Nairaland wella