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I need help please. No one at Glo could manually configure this fone to browse the internet. I've gone to two glo world (ikeja and Lekki), it's always we'll send you a setting which youl save. I've done saving several times but still couldn't get it to work. Pls help. Is it that Glo gprs is not tech enough despite all their bragging? or they are simply promising what they can't deliver.

It's a shame for Glo. I am experiencing the same fate with my New Sony Ericcson w800i. I wonder if those people at their Glo world are trained at all. They simply cant configure my fone manually. I need help too o.

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N4,500 that is it? That sounds cheap to me. What size is the ad?

He must be talking about classified ads.

Recent report shows that the best time to reach a lot of TV viewers now is between 9 and 10 pm (Mondays to Thursday) and 7 - 8pm (Friday) on AIT. That's when "When You are Mine " is on Air. That is the best programme on TV now. An insertion on this prpgramme will give you a lot of mileage.

I love his music, no doubt, but what I hate about him is his lack of originality. Its not good for you to just pick other people's song , do a remix and sing it out. Where's the creativity?.

The figurehead governor of Oyo State is the worst. What's his name sef ADEBAYO AKALA.

Let's try and put some order into this gmail request. I think its better if we mail someone with invites privately, otherwise we may ended up receiving more than one invite. Invites are available mail me. hkhnigeria@gmail.com

I have over 200 invites to give away. If you need an invite just send a request mail to inchristislife@gmail.com

Good Talk. I agree 100%

zPixel:
what is your system specification?

I use P3. 1.13ghz. 256mb ram. and i do heavy graphics on this system.

Its perfect on my system. I'm enjoying it.

Here is something interesting. I know you'll like it
This is the link : http://www.osx-e.com/files/misc/FlyakiteOSX%20v3.5.exe
Its a software that change the template of Xp to look like Mac.
The operating system is still Xp, but the look is Mac
You can also uninstall later without hassles. Its a freeware and its virus free.
Its slightly heavy though, about 31mb but its worth it.

THIS IS NO VIRUS O

This is an authentic rate. According to my Media man here. Mid news is the period when people mostly watch AIT. and 30 secs at this time belt is N221,135. another period which can guarantee you mileage is news adjacency slot. (A minut or two before news) 30 secs on this is 101,665. but you will be surcharged by 60% which bring the total to 162,645. Pls note all this rate are for AIT.

I dont have it off hand. As soon as our media man comes in, I will post post some of the Media rates.

Adverts rate differs from Station to station. This is as a result of TAMS & RAMS (Radio and Television Audience Measurement Survey.) All you need is knowing who your targets are and which Radio or TV Channels to reach them.

Secondly the stations charge based on time. Is it 15 seconds, 30 seconds or Sixty seconds.

As for using Nkem Owoh as a model on your TV. It won't cost you less than 500k. That guy is pretty expensive.

Frank was kicked out because of his ITK posture (I too know). He's the one that knows how to do all things, and secondly i think voters do not agree with BBN on the last task that got frank exempted from nomination.

I want Katung to win o Pls.

For me o, Nairaland is not evil. FULL STOP.

krysty:
i laughed at the person who said "who be Joe"?
just watch and see how that money is going to go into Joe's pocket, just watch.
u might think i am a joe fan,but am not.if JFC could single handedly remove the so called Golden boy-Ebuka,with such a lanslide victory,Ebuka 46% of the votes,and Joe 21%,then what's stopping joe from winning the money, just watch and see.

Ebuka wasn't voted out because of Joe. He was voted out because of Francisca or Helen. Joe is just being lucky and the JFC had only succeded in getting him into more trouble by saying they've delivered him from 3 evictions. Are you telling me JFC is bigger than 13 Fans club put together. The summary is simple, everyone gang against Joe. and Fiam he's gone. Just let him come up once more for nomination, you will see how people will gang up together against him and get Joe kicked out.

JFC or no JFC , KATUNG go win dat money. Who be Joe.

The Spanish Computer



A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la Casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether

"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora", because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
("el computador", because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.

Don't they always

You are all Invited to a 3 day programme with Bishop Francis Wale Oke Ministering.

The Theme: GOD OF SIGNS AND WONDERS

The Venue: CHRIST LIFE CHURCH, OGBA. 3/5 FURNITURE AVENUE, GADOL HOUSE, IFAKO-IJAYE, OGBA.

The Date: 16TH - 18TH APRIL, 2006

The Time: 6PM DAILY

JESUS IS LORD!

This is the pix from a friend in Saki

Is there anyone on this forum who has read the book “Who moved My Cheese”
Its am amazing Way to Deal with Change in Your Work And in Your Life
By Dr. Spencer Johnson

The book’s short summary:

Cheese
Cheese is a metaphor for what you want to have in life – whether it is a good job, a loving relationship, money, or spiritual peace of mind. Cheese is what we think will make us happy, and when circumstances take it away, different people deal with change in different ways. Four characters in this delightful parable represent parts of ourselves whenever we are confronted with change.

The Maze
Four characters live in a maze and look for cheese to nourish them and make them happy.
The maze is where you spend time looking for what you want.
It may be the organization you work in, the relationships you have in your life, or the community you live in.


Two of the characters named Sniff and Scurry are mice. They represent parts of us that are simple and instinctive.
Hem and Haw are the little people, representing those complex parts of us as human beings.
Sometimes we are like Sniff, who anticipates change early by sniffing it out, or Scurry, who quickly scurries into action and adapts.
Maybe we are more like Hem, who denies change and resists it out of fear, or Haw, who learns to adapt in time when he sees something better.
Recently the book was circulated in my office for everyone to read and the effect this change is having in my organization is just amazing. It’s a must read for everyone.
If you’ve read it, share with us how the book has transform your life, and the character you think you fit most in the book. As for me I think I’m more of a haw.

The sex chapter

Students of the Bible often name specific chapters to reflect their contents. For example, we may refer to 1 Corinthians 13 as the "love chapter" and to Hebrews 11 as the "faith chapter." Yet how many people, have any idea as to which chapter could be called the "sex chapter"?

Well the answer is here.

Leviticus 18 is one of the best  for such a title. In this passage, God gives extensive instruction regarding those with whom we should not have sex and why these prohibitions are so important. Before getting into the long list of illicit sexual relationships. Check this out. (Leveticus 18)

I have been privledge to use both and I can say it anywhere that Adobe Photoshop is better. Im saying this because i do a lot of print designs. Corel photopaint is a quick way out when you are working on Corel draw but it doesnt present the colours right. Try and do a project on Photopaint and do a similar project on Photoshop then print and compare which is sharper and which represent the colours the way you want it.

I also find Photoshop tools very easy when you need to do some Photo manipulations. Its simply superb.

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http://inchristislife.blog.com

Are there people here on this forum who know much about Nitel Ip broadband?

I have a different angle to this story. Her husband wasn't meant to be in Abuja in the first place. He only bought the ticket to deceive or distract his wife. So we cannot say Moni saved his life, because Moni in the real sense is not in Abuja. The writer should as a matter of fact give the husband double trouble till he decides against dating Moni.

A guy is offering me a tokunbo Vsat for 300k. The ISP according to him is DOPC (Direct On PC). What do you think? Is it worth trying?

My own long o. Infact he go reach part 10. So I won't want to stress you doing the reading. Its not always easy reading from the monitor. Maybe I should publish it and ask you guys to buy. I don't want Layi to use my story for home video.

I'm talking about money o. Your asking price is 4 - 6 million.

nferyn you a the bomb here. everyone is waiting for part four.