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Macclane:
Uncle and anty, if you know you used this exercise in your primary or secondary school, biko, pkease go and marry, its owk.

The acronym OLYMPIC : Olu Leave Your Mother Police Is Coming

speedyGonzales:
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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many hours did it take you to draft this
Minister of Idleness

Channel your creativity to something worthwhile rather than defaming the most respectable figure in the country

Your steps were part of those i mentioned to my Ibo friend who is a pro-biafran.

I asked him why he wanted biafra? He gave me no genuine reason than the south-east are being marginalized.

And i ask How are they marginalized? He kept repeating himself, they want biafra, the fulanis are at war with them...( Na only ibo fulani people they have counter with)

Yeye excuse!

I am yet to see one reason why they want biafra

It happened for real. Had an experience myself and similar to two other people i know

Dem mad.... dem no no say i don hear the story before they came in contact with me. Sharperly, i outsmart them... their father

Gamboh55:
at all bro..we resumed June 8 and rounded up October 2..four months
yes, I'm from the north

A reliable source said TS for abuja is on hold and candidates for Abuja TS, as i heard, are for those whose states of origin are located in the north.

This man is a genius

hmm

sandraokosun:
ok fine, but apc still won, one thing apc is good at is they know how to capitalise on pdp little mistake, and make them bleed in multiple ways. Trust me with lai,fayemi and other apc strategist when the time comes pdp will bleed for that revelation that came from their cacus man

lol

What did Akpabio say?

Chief Ihedohia!! Go and pay the salary of your workers in your establishment. How much u dey pay them sef and u still dey owe them?

Na wa o, ontop say u want power

Olatunjiismail:
pls I need Info on "GNI LIFE" got a from them for an interview, hope they r not like GNLD pls help

It's an insurance coy..............Great Nigeria Insurance

SammieLowkey:
OP, since u no get work, I've found one 4 you..

Thank me later

i cant laff

Nice one there..

Especially the last point.

I went for a bank interview and the same evening of that interview, i saw a very beautiful car parked infront of me while i was walking home from my bus stop. To my surprise, the occupant wind down and He turned out to be my interviewer. Then he said hello to me and he zoomed off.

My lessons which i learnt were

1. Never lie during an interview. i was actually asked where i do stay and who do i stay with

2. Your appearance matters a lot. I finished my interview around 11 am and we met at my busstop at 6pm, yet i was still dressed as if i am just going for the interview I guess that's what gave him the courage to stop and say hi to me.

Two days later, I got a success mail and i'm about to resume their training school..

The mansion's owner also needs to be sanctioned for using his whole plot to build his house without leaving the standard 4 meters from the drainage. See the next house beside it, at the point where the gate entrance is, that is where this foolish owner started his own main building. The governor might end up pulling down the house after putting a drainage in place cos the building layout is outrightly illegal. SMH, it's Anambra sha. No try that one for Lagos

Taylor86:
where is buhari and ambode

they promised us security

I personally hv not seen any bit of effort the APC government hv shown to guarantee safety of the ppl

u guys voted change

enjoy the change

are u kindergarten pupil?... so dumb a comment

felai:
Not Less than one petrol tanker is on fire at the moment of posting this along the lagos ibadan express way, some few meters before the Foursquare Camp when entering Lagos.
This has started causing a build up of hold up because of the strong heat emanating from the raging inferno. Unconfirmed sources said some Lives were lost but can't ascertain the actual number at the moment.

May God continue to protect and shield us in our daily journeys.

Pls I am almost in Ibadan coming to lagos. Pls wat is d state.of that road? Is traffic still on d road?

Hmmm...


I guess those people are among d wailing wailers. We established them by their fruits.. It's only wailing wailers that gate-crash

More

First time after four years on NL I made Fp! Omo, waiting for that day when my tweet will cause public debate...see my shoki dance!!!

See some responses

They also have right to benefits of governance. I 'll better support if those wailing wailers wail with dignity

iwaeda:
Nigeria’s gas reserve life index stands at 79 years as of January 1, 2015, according to the latest data from the Department of Petroleum resources.

Out of this figure, some volumes are said to stranded or not developed.

The country is also said to have 188 trillion cubic feet in gas reserves as of January 1 this year.

The Deputy Director, Gas Monitoring and Regulation, Department of Petroleum Resources, Mr. Antigha Ekaluo, disclosed this in a presentation at the 16th Annual General Meeting/Natural Gas Business Forum 2015 of the Nigerian Gas Association held in Lagos on Wednesday.

The presentation was entitled: ‘Harnessing and monetising the potential of stranded gas fields: A key enabler for economic and national growth’.

The reserve life index measures the length of time it will take to deplete a resource. The RLI is often used to measure how long a well or mine will last such as for oil, natural gas or minerals. Typically, the higher the RLI, the higher the quality of the asset.

For example, an oil well with a RLI of 15 years will be a more productive asset in the long term than an oil well with a RLI of five years, assuming the production levels are the same.

Ekaluo said Nigeria’s gas reserves endowment might be up to 600TCF, quoting the United States Geological Survey, adding that the country ranked seventh in the world and first in Africa in gas reserves base.

According to him, natural gas potential exists in inland basins like the Benue Trough, Borno and Anambra basins, but with the natural gas accumulation mainly concentrated in the Niger Delta Basin.

He said substantial discoveries had been made in the deep offshore area, stressing that all natural gas discoveries were incidental to exploration for crude oil.

The DPR official described stranded natural gas as that, which was available but not developed due to economic and physical constraints, adding that stranded gas could also be gas reserves in remote fields, which would be uneconomic for monetisation.

“They could also be associated gas reserves without gas gathering systems,” Ekaluo explained.

According to him, capital and operating expenditures are stifling the growth of gas infrastructure, as well as immature/sub-commercial domestic market, disincentive fiscal terms (high risk, low return) and absence of robust legislative and commercial framework for gas.

Nigeria, he noted, was endowed with abundant gas resources and the sector holds huge potential for unprecedented growth.

The existing legal and regulatory framework, written primarily for oil, does not provide robust technical and commercial framework for gas, he argued, adding, “There is, therefore, the need to pass the Petroleum Industry Bill into law, which will underpin the ongoing sector reforms.

“The gas sector policies will provide Nigeria with the opportunity to harness and get maximum value from its stranded gas resources, as effective gas sector development remained a catalyst for growth and will have a multiplier effect on the Nigerian economy.”

On the strategy for monetising stranded gas, the Council Chairman, Society of Petroleum Engineers, Nigeria, Mr. Emeka Ene, said there was the need for the country to identify and secure its closest markets, develop an integrated flare-out model, recognise that associated gas was not non-associated gas, determine the size the process based on average throughput, and modularise the solution.

For accelerated stranded gas monetisation, he called for the fast-tracking of captive power, adoption of gas-powered public transportation, Liquefied Petroleum Gas substitution programme, and the implementation of pipeline network code.

http://www.punchng.com/business/energy/nigerias-gas-reserves-to-last-79-years-dpr/

Bull shit!!! And a 12.5kg of Gas still goes for 3500 and not even affordable for d below average nigerians.

Can't this gas be sold at an economic price?

komek:
In as much as I am not a fan of this govt because of the way they came to power, I will like to say that this Amanpour interview concerns me so much as a Nigerian.

Where is Femi Adesina and the Aboki who is the other mouth of Buhari? They should pls go to the background and supply him with answers and what is expected of him to say.

They should prepare him with the Answers to Acronyms like APC, INEC etc. They shud pls tell him he cannot stabilise the oil price. They should teach him the elementary Economics of making $1=N1.

They should pls tell him that there is nothing like West Germany. Please give him the names of world leaders in a piece of paper.

Amanpour should please ask him little questions that a senile person shud understand. Infact, I recommend the "mere commission' to go represent us their o. Cos that's the only thing I know he cud do, speak big English without actions. Nigerians need help before 7pm.

YEYE FOWL

@op, is that u when u were a baby?

You are on point @op, I am living witness but for no 1, I don't think that's generally true

Glo is d best but their voice call is rubbish

I just don't know one best way to appreciate God for what He has done. He added a year to me and made me a blessing. He deserves more than what i am giving.

Thanks to Nairaland. Your message compensated my addiction to this forum . After my Holy bible, you are my Social bible. I just love this forum.

To my friends, colleagues, Ogas at the top, NLDs etc, thanks for making my day.

One Love!


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Onozztins:
Shhhh....*runsaway*

to where?

i will rope u down..check your pro.

Onozztins:
lol...check my NL profile..

Are u kidding me? is that really u...? then i'll nominate you for next edition of Miss Nairaland.

Seriously u look take away....Can I?

Holak:
In your area now. I have not had ligh for the past one week in my area. How about that?

HAhaha...for where? Sometimes, it could be those guys themselves acting funny

Onozztins:
See me na...Ugly binsshhh!!Anyways thanks for encouraging me!!

How can i see you na?? I'm interested in your appearance... Send me a selfie