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Dem com ganish d tin wit plenty grammer lyk say no be Yogurt Boy dem dey find..Awon Iranu

The path of death shall every man toll..The difference between Kefee & the living is jus TIME..Make haste to accept Jesus 2day..Lord,com into my lyf & purge me 4rm sin..

Dis Hausa guys/babes are rili HP....HYPERACTIVE!!! Dem lyk dat tin lyk wetin...No wonder,u see alot of littered Children in d North

Prospective Men of the Nigerian Army,i urge us all never to shiver,waiver or quiver..Men have fougth battles.Some survived,some died and some with long lasting tales of the taste of war.We have heard so many things.People have decided to take panadol for our headache on hearing that we wish to join the Nigerian Army.However,this noble profession which is the last line of our defense remains one to be truly proud of.We shall fight,we shall defend and we will overcome.If we die,we die as true heroes of our land.Whether celebrated or not.Afterall,we are alive today because our gallant men bought grace for us with their lives during the civil war.I urge us not to deter or be discouraged.Lets stand for what we believe in and defeat our common enemy.We shall overcome for VICTORY COMES FROM GOD ALONE!!! Moooorraaa High!!

Well,when i was a 2go freak,i met some couple of gurls..Most of them were far from what their pix was.There's this one that really freaked me out honestly.In her pix,she looked so fair & beautiful.I was already fantasing about her.When we met,i saw a black skinned wowo tribal lookin Taraba babe that talks too much..Honestly,i had wanted to pretend as if i was'nt the guy she was expecting but it was too late.Could you believe that,this babe started even talkin abt marriage to me.I was so silently shocked all through the conversation.I looked at her frontyard & backyard but saw nothing.Nothing in her to encourage me.It was so pathetic..Neva called her again after that day.She kept flashing but mehn,i bone her o.

ehissi: Gentlemen Officers in waiting, my advice, stop surfing your couch over Nairaland less and get out more. Start punching bags and pumping steel, jogging.....your possible home for the next couple of months awaits

..I have bin xpectin ur comment sir..Honestly,i luv ur brutally frank mindedness..I look 4ward 2 seein u sir!

Americans are script writers..They are script writing Boko Haram to their benefit..We know all this..Claim to police the world & turn around to make an economic & diplomatic fortune out of it..I strongly rely on our own local security & intelligence network..Good work Nigerian Army..Good work DSS..We count on u

Dis is not SURE-P..A word is enough 4 d wise

Mad Cow: No .. It was not mass photocopy, the Teachers stand in class and read out the answers to the students.

Thats how it happens.

When i say mass photocopy,i mean it was probably written on d board 4 dem 2 copy..How can d teacher stand & read the answers 2 dem wen most of dem don't even know how 2 spell?Most of dis student are COWS u know?

I marked 302 scripts..Not a word was different from d other..Except for som who don't even know how 2 copy..It was mass photocopy..So unfortunate..Our education sector is a huge joke..Very soon,we will start seein dis kind of scripts in our Universities if not properly checked..May God help us o

opeano: Out of The 3refrees i added with d application, only one was contacted. I am not sure if this will affect my chance of being shortlisted. Have you or anyone gotten any information about the interview?

D tin is,dat cud be due 2 d fact dat u possibly filled in a wrong e-mail address 4 ur referee..Cos,it happened 2 me & my lecturer denied receivin any mail 4rm dem..I went back 2 check d form & realised dat d mistake was 4rm me..I corrected it,re-submitted again and my lecturer got d referee form immediately 4rm dem

Two of my lecturers have actually confirmed receivin dia e-mail and replying dem back for me cos i contacted dem..But notin much apart 4rm dat..Lets kip our finger crossed as usual

Ehissi,where are u sir?Where all of una dey?Lets raise dis thread back 2 lyf again pls

obinoral: naso life b ooooooooooo. My prayers goes to you and all my pals in 13A. Wish u dsafe landing.

Amen..Thank u sir..Al d very best 2 al 14A..God wil c u all thru..No nid 2 worry..Una go stil serve

page007: Guy help us out wit correct info na, no come dey scare us jor

Trust me,u wil get all d info u nid in dis thread..Durin our tym,i got mine here

We dey wait seriously 2 leave NYSC..Una dey wait seriously 2 com..Dats gud oh..13A,how many days 2 go?

[quote author=Sagamite]Well, I suggest you continue jotting down the wisdom in your notebook and shut up about other psychological things way above your intellect.
Thank u..I did'nt expect less..Like i earlier stated,have fun.

Honestly,i've been forced to comment..Sagamite,you made some valid point but really,even uncultured people living in environment with little or no prospect don't talk or comment the way u do..I bet your British Uni colleagues will tell you the same thing..Have fun insulting me if your body gets hyper-reactive after reading my last sentence..Thats your problem..I won't join myself in exchanging degenerating words with you.Be that as it may be,i learnt alot from you all..Save alone for the childish insultive words traded here..My good friend always tells me that we have "Educated Illitrates" in the society..I think some comments here has just validated that point to me..Thank you all

Pls tell us wat dis apps does..I hav som of dem..But i nid more intrestin ones..By d way,hu has bin able 2 root his techno P3 pls?..I nid help on dat..Thanks

I hav bin educated..Thank u all..Most tyms in Nairaland,u get better enlightened by jus readin orda pples input witout commentin...It works 4 me very well..Try it

I did'nt travel..Spendin my Christmas here in Zamfara State cos im far 4rm home..Moreova,watz d point of rushin home wen i know dat clearance is jus days away & im passin out Febuary..I rili felt d pain of not spendin Christmas wit my family..But as a man,i hav 2 take som hard decisions 4 d greater good..Merry Christmas beautiful pple of God

Stay off our Continent u Pink Chicken

Pls applicants,don't listen 2 FRUSTRATED FAILURES in dis place..Even if ur 1k goes,ur attempt @ gettin it shows dat u are a winner already..Don't b deterred or discouraged..Kip tryin..U wil get der

A frend on d insyd confided in me..He said,dis tym around d tin is goin 2 b different..In orda words,not evrybody dat applied wil b shortlisted 4 exams..So,if u are shortlisted 4 d exam,congrat 2 u cos u've jus scaled stage 1..Al d best pple

Wen did Lemon green bcame part of our color?Dis is trash..Final verdict

Hummm..Jus remembered my days in A.B.U..Evry nw na history..Gudluck pple

misterh: From this thread, i have noticed that the op and his cohorts seem to be obsessed with OAU as they were the first to mention OAU. Someone even called OAU students dumb. This will never be accepted by Great Ife. Further into the thread, i noticed that supporters of Great Ife are calm in replying the tantrums thrown by some ABUsites who had to resort to name calling. Back to the topic, ABU is green and has more gardens than OAU but OAU has more breath-taking structures. But wait, how did we come about 'Africa's Most Campus' sef since ABU is about the same age with ABU? Conclusions can be drawn though. A graduate of OAU i am, but the varsity i respect most is UI. They have this swagger about them. They hardly make talk on the internet. Wait..... What's with the 'Naturally Ahead...' stuff u guys talk about. In the ranking of varsities in Nigeria, i don't think ABU is even in the top 5. We all know how OAU shuttles between the 1st and 2nd postion.

BIG FAT LIES..We hav consistently remained in d top 5 for ages..I wil excuse ur ignorance..Say thank u..Proudly an ABU Alumni

I'm proud to be an ABUsite...(S)omtin (W)e (A)busite (G)ot....SWAG