₦airaland Forum

JeffreyJamez:
Toke has serious self esteem issues

She must have been through a lot.
But even if, she shouldn't use her past & experience to spoil and scatter young girls that look up to her as their role model.

No one is worth to be ones Role Model in the first place, If not God.

WomanOfRace:
This is not the world i use to know before where quality rules, now trash is all we get and people still can't differentiate.

Music=trash(baby bumbum,love is killing me o,give me your spaghetti, and so on the list of stupid stuffs)
Movies=trash(too boring, trashy and no suspense)
Books=few good ones and many trashy ones

and everyone wana be celebrity? what should make a celebrity in first place?

Changing the world and impacting in a very negative way.

Not judging o but she doesn't look much a writer to me, like she really take out her time to do all the stuffs. Writing a book is not that easy o.

just getting tired.

Ma, you're not alone.

I read what madam HKN "kemi Olunoyo" said something about her outfit, but people didn't even read what she said about her outfit because it was said by Kemi Olunoyo.

But what she said, I really buy it. Just look at her outfit.

Chu!

Afi unbecoming nor.

SMH

Kiss Daniel In A Controversial Sandals And Outfit to the maiden edition of Miss Africa that was held in Calaber on Saturday night.

The event which took place at the International Conference Center, Tinapa Calabar was hosted by the Executive Governor of Cross River state; Senator Ben Ayade and many celebrities like Kiss Daniel, IK Osakoduwa, Dija, Victoria Kimani, Kate Henshaw, Uti Nwachukwu, VJ Adams, Kunle Ogunrinde among others.


lolzz...
You know one thing about "We" Nigerians and celebs, we always find something wrong in their looks or outfits.


Photos & comments here http://cliqtips..com.ng/2016/11/check-out-kiss-daniels-controversial.html

i'm coming

Don't mind them... So, it's now Nigeria is sliding towards anarchy. When PDP was ruling it wasn't, Politicians and the mentality of "We're the only that can do it, it's only our party that can put things right"

Things like this means me thing Politics is a Big "SCAM".

NgeneUkwenu:
PDP has been finally reduced to an ipob party!

A Useless Party!

Don't mind them... So, it's now Nigeria is sliding towards anarchy. When PDP was ruling it wasn't, Politicians and the mentality of "We're the only that can do it, it's only our party that can put things right"

Things like this means me thing Politics is a Big "SCAM".

Collenshy2020:
A Fan of Trump spotted.

One thing abt this white people is that they act like zombies.

In one of the most shocking flip-flops in recent political history, German Chancellor Angela Merkel now says she will deport about 10% of recently arrived migrants -- 100,000 of them.


The beleaguered Chancellor said authorities would significantly step up the rate of forced returns as she battles to arrest an alarming slump in her popularity which has fuelled a surge in support for the far-right.
Mrs Merkel, whose decision to roll out the red carpet to migrants from across Africa and the Middle East spectacularly backfired, has taken an increasingly tough tone on immigration in recent months.

More here: http://cliqtips..com.ng/2016/11/german-chancellor-angela-merkel-says.html

On Thursday, many celebrities were sharing photos of their Thanksgiving celebrations on social media, but it was Mariah Carey whose holiday 'gram got extra attention.

The singer posted a festive photo on Instagram of herself holding a pie and can of whipped cream while wearing a plunging lace-up bodysuit and skinny jeans.

"#Festivating!! #happythanksgiving " she captioned the pic. A few eagle-eyed followers noticed something was off though—like the distorted mirror up by her shoulder, and the warped cabinet by her right knee. People quickly started calling Mariah out in the comments, pointing out these tell-tale clues and accusing her of some egregious Photoshop editing.

See the photo here: http://cliqtips..com.ng/2016/11/mariah-carey-is-getting-called-out-for.html

thesicilian:
He came to eat bread and beans with you. Most likely paid for everyone. And you all go home happy. I'm sure no one remembered to ask for a job. Or a state sponsored scholarship or constituency project. You were all okay with your N200 bread and beans.

nice comment.

I'm also surprise when I read posts like this. A post saying a politician buys/drinks sachet water, boli ( roasted plantain by the roadside), just to mention a few. The question is; is that what they (and their family) eat at home ? Obviously, NO.

All these are just eye-service.... Mind you, I'm not nailing anyone. I'm just thinking aloud

Mouth-zipped.

Papikush:
imagine you can't even type out your name...instead you used "nairalander"
I hope you didn't look up to her as a role model

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

role model at what age ?

Omo this recession dey make people vex gan for NL

lol.... u dey vex ooo
she for list all jobs there nau...

In jenifa's voice "RADARADA!!"

RETIREDMUMU:
but wat rong wif u.... so my girlfriend wey im dey do banking will cheat on me. and my brother wife wey Im dey do nurse is also cheating, dat is how you pple ruin marriages.


op is ur punna itching you nii



why are u keep creating shitttt post.




do you know it nowt ur fault for ur stu0idity
DIS best describes u

Lukmann1:
They kept deceived innocent Nigerians when they really knowed black Friday is a fake lie.

Lol... " Fake lie " ? Which b fake lie again ooo ?

Ur comment sef get as e be. Well, we only idea tho.

News that Kanye West has been hospitalized resulted in an outpouring of well wishes for the rapper.

West entered UCLA Medical Center Monday after abruptly canceling the remaining dates for his Saint Pablo concert tour.

A source close to West's family told CNN that the rapper is being treated for "exhaustion."

His admittance came after several days of making headlines for his behavior including rants and refunds to concertgoers after he ended a show early.

Fans and fellow celebrities expressed concern for West and his mental state on social media.

"He's not just an artist but he's a father, a son a husband and above human," actor Marlon Wayans tweeted after soliciting prayers for West. "Get well soon."

The outspoken artist has had plenty to say lately, including his thoughts on politics, which he had taken to sharing with his concert attendees.

West recently sat down with design magazine Surface and talked about everything from education to why he refuses to ever compromise and his view of Utopia.

"I don't think people are going to talk in the future," he said. "They're going to communicate through eye contact, body language, emojis, signs. Imagine that. If everyone was forced to learn sign language."

He also said he believes in "empowering people."
"I don't want to give you anything as definitive as 'always do this,'" West said. "It's about finding a balance between being the person who knows the most and the person who's the most naïve."


Source: cnn

I woke up to the sound of Allah Arkba, from the loud speaker of a nearby mosque.....there's no light here. The 'I pass my neigbhour' generators from other houses were so noisy, I thought we are leaving close to a construction site.
Just outside the compound a man with a megaphone is shouting on top of voice and threatening my life with his sermon....... "Jesus is coming soon, repent now! or go to hell and burn for eternity".

And that was how I stayed awake all morning listening to both the loudspeaker from the mosque, the preacher outside my door and the generators..... its was a terrible morning. I got up at 8.am, took my bath, got dressed for the days activity.....its my second day in Lagos, I was invited for a job interview and I am feeling excited about it already.

My friend Oghenetejiri was kind enough to accommodate me for the next few days. I left the house with confidence, mumbled some prayers to myself and hit the street. The streets was crowded, everybody seemed angry, too harsh, too loud and too fast. At the bus-stop, the shouts of different conductors calling for passengers was enormous ...."Obalende, Obalende one last chance"...." Mile2, Mile 2, two lucky nyansh"....."Oyingbo, Oyingbo, enter with your change oh, no change oh".

The interview was at Ikoyi, I saw the bus Oghenetejiri told me to board. I took a peep inside the bus and realised there were very few occupants inside, many seats were yet to be taken, but I humped in anyway.

In this Lagos, it seems there are more people selling something on the streets than there are buyers.
It takes like two buses to get to somewhere, and five to come back. I am beginning not to like this place. People talk to you in Yoruba.

They don't care whether you understand or not. Conductors ask for money in Yoruba....."Owo da?" Passengers shout at you for not paying on time. They don't know that you don't understand Yoruba. They don't know that your mind is far far away. They don't care! An angry passenger was shouting at a conductor for her change......

(Passenger): "Conductor give me my change naw" (Conductor)......."Why u go give me N1000 for N50 moto? I no tell u say change no dey?" (Passenger)...."Abeg, give me my change joor, I dey come
down for next bustop oh"

The guy sitting next to me was staring at me as if I was an alien, I still don't know my offense.
Everywhere is dirty. Nobody apologizes for hitting you. You apologize and you get insulted. These people are not normal.


To be continued.....

Source: http://cliqtips..com.ng/2016/11/the-first-time-i-came-to-lagos-hilarious.html

Masterkolinks:
Just kontunu.. This story go make sense die!! :-

Thanks man... I appreciate.
More coming through

delectablegyal:
Y'all should like my dp. Guys, you are gonna like it, ladies, you are gonna be jealous.

Ur Dp indeed... So liking ur dp will increase GPA or CGPA (of students) or allawee (for corpers) or salary (for workers).

because, I don't get.

You people can't never cease to amaze me sha...

I comment my reserve for u... e dey your body there....

Like koh, share ni...

Jarizod:
what's this one feeling like

No vex....
I'm sure she's still young... By the time she's in her late 30's n no one seem coming, she'll change all these kneeling down things...

opeyemiieblog:
toyin chilling with iphone thief

Chu!

As I always say " internet doesn't forget" but u re wicked with dis ur comment sha.

Damibiz:
Is a no man's land...shee u de feel me

Thanks for d word... Come still coming

Masterkolinks:
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Thanks for u comment. At least a "." means a lot.

I woke up to the sound of Allah Arkba, from the loud speaker of a nearby mosque.....there's no light here. The 'I pass my neigbhour' generators from other houses were so noisy, I thought we are leaving close to a construction site.
Just outside the compound a man with a megaphone is shouting on top of voice and threatening my life with his sermon....... "Jesus is coming soon, repent now! or go to hell and burn for eternity".

And that was how I stayed awake all morning listening to both the loudspeaker from the mosque, the preacher outside my door and the generators..... its was a terrible morning. I got up at 8.am, took my bath, got dressed for the days activity.....its my second day in Lagos, I was invited for a job interview and I am feeling excited about it already.

My friend Oghenetejiri was kind enough to accommodate me for the next few days. I left the house with confidence, mumbled some prayers to myself and hit the street. The streets was crowded, everybody seemed angry, too harsh, too loud and too fast. At the bus-stop, the shouts of different conductors calling for passengers was enormous ...."Obalende, Obalende one last chance"...." Mile2, Mile 2, two lucky nyansh"....."Oyingbo, Oyingbo, enter with your change oh, no change oh".

The interview was at Ikoyi, I saw the bus Oghenetejiri told me to board. I took a peep inside the bus and realised there were very few occupants inside, many seats were yet to be taken, but I humped in anyway.

In this Lagos, it seems there are more people selling something on the streets than there are buyers.
It takes like two buses to get to somewhere, and five to come back. I am beginning not to like this place. People talk to you in Yoruba.

They don't care whether you understand or not. Conductors ask for money in Yoruba....."Owo da?" Passengers shout at you for not paying on time. They don't know that you don't understand Yoruba. They don't know that your mind is far far away. They don't care! An angry passenger was shouting at a conductor for her change......

(Passenger): "Conductor give me my change naw" (Conductor)......."Why u go give me N1000 for N50 moto? I no tell u say change no dey?" (Passenger)...."Abeg, give me my change joor, I dey come
down for next bustop oh"

The guy sitting next to me was staring at me as if I was an alien, I still don't know my offense.
Everywhere is dirty. Nobody apologizes for hitting you. You apologize and you get insulted. These people are not normal.


To be continued.....

Source: http://cliqtips..com.ng/2016/11/the-first-time-i-came-to-lagos-hilarious.html

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Onechancearmy:
Even if I be Dangote I go never carry "gbese" like you for my head. You get B.o.o.bs and Butt (B & B) But the most important B ( Brains) is missing from your life.

lol... but u be " Onechancearmy " nau.

but you're wicked tho...

Most people nowadays are looking for fame and attention... She's one of those, trust me with that she posted, people would have been calling her already.

Next2Bezee:
I really think you should have your head examined.

Just go straight to babalawo because doctor no go fit do anything, your stupidity is spiritual.

lol...

Abi, there's no point in what he cited or what's he saying now ?

Antell95:
Bournemouth winger Jordon Ibe is ready to turn

I think he changed his mind because of the likes of Iwobi and Moses that are currently playing well for the super eagles and also with the trend and the look of things, he might not be given chance to play for the 3 lions.

They go soon come now to check name