₦airaland Forum

Lordave:
So we shouldn't go to obodo ndi ocha because things are expensive there?

Rubbish! We will go there, make money, buy those things in Nigeria and bring it over to the Obodo ndiocha.


Oh, I forgot! We will buy up their lands and make them tenants!

are you being sarcastic?

PMB is working

Jkyoung:
I will just walk away, when I reach me home, I will take my bath and leave the house for her.
When I return late in the evening, I will not eat her food, In the bedroom I will sleep turning my back on her.
In the morning I take my bath before 4.30am and leave the house again, I will continue for like 2 weeks.
Believe me there is no greater punishment than that, she will be psychologically traumatized and before you know it, the wailing wailer would be kneeling before me wailing her heart out................ Then I will hold her hand, help her to her feet and give her a passionate kiss.
For she is my wife, the love of my life.

story story

12/13

'I wan scratch my nyash, hope this girl is not looking'

Psychos!

omoelesa:
Ghen,ghen! Biafra War Has Started.

you must be a dullard

omolami:
My advice is that Indigbo should not accept the deal. Buhari and his born to rule will jettison the idea once Ekweremadu resigns. Even if he is given SGF he will be made second hand to someone and eventually kicked out. Office of SGF can be done away with by the president at will whereas that of deputy Senate President can only be by consensus of 2/3 majority. This cannot be achieved easily as the Senate is presently composed of. Indigbo please don't accept this offer. TINUBU and Akande are already regretting his act of selling SW out.

indigbo ko, indigo ni.

Fastforward 4yrs later..

Thebachelor:
I no get hymen.

doesnt matter

Psquare run this ish

Africa's best!

May God help us.

I'd rather we secede, than have our own as president
Nigeria is a failed state.

Thats a baboon

Indomie and coffee

1bunne4lif:
What do you mean? I used it more than most girls

you too much

Thebachelor:
I have no idea what has eroded that sense of pride and morality in this generation of ours. I envy our fore fathers. I hold any virgin girl in very high esteem. I really pray I end up marrying one because I don't think I will ever come to terms with the fact that this honey pot am tasting right now was tasted before by some dude. It will torture me psychologically.

I hope you're keeping yourself too.

HungerBAD:
Personally, no Nigerian Government has had a positive direct effect to my life. And that is why when people like us, are in support of Buhari,it means we believe in the fact that Nigeria will rise again, without any sentimental attachments.

Just curious though. You mean your brother got a job into Custom?and you a loan?without what the Ibo's call MADU-MADU(man know man)?are you guys by chance from Bayelsa?Otueke? or have a last name of a prominent political figure? or your family is just lucky?either way, you guys are one of the few that can actually say anything positive about the clueless one's Government.

'ima mmadu' not madu madu. Lol

How can you compare 2months with 4yrs??

Park well abeg

Lol.

Its peeta obi that introduced all this nonsense!

I love his swag btw.

odinese:
Lol

okwa gi?

odinese:
When u go to YouTube, all u see abt Nigeria is "Nigerian scammers"


Smh

are you the same odinese im always seeing on almost all naija youtube music videos?

GentleToks:
I am just like my brother Fani Kayode bleeping shit out of your Igbo sisters. They love and prefer us over u honestly.

Lol!!!! Did you just say ladies with low standards...... Seriously!! You know what, Nairaland is a platform where we all become levellers; Nairaland gives you an opportunity to chat with people you have always dream of becoming in the future but due to your stupidity, you couldn't smell it...

The only good thing Igbo ladies told me abt their male counterparts is how you guys could go to an extreme miles to spoil them with all sort of gifts while you and your fellow Igbos(mugus) ll be wearing rags on the streets in South West.

However, we Yorubas are holding your igbo ladies down Bruv with our swags and efficy. We only dump them when it's time for marriage....

Ode, What is big deal in sharing my xperience here with tapping guys not dimwit like you? I didn't mention names like my brother.

so anybody that crushes your self esteem must be igbo.

Lwkm

KingKuntaVart:
NORTH NORTH SW muslim..... ***anybody in his proper mind would have seen my point ******walks out of the sh!t post.

azuatalam is igbo, I think.

Its too small nau

RichDad1:
SE,SS = Militancy
NW,NE,NC = Terrorism
SW = Ritual Killing

Which way Nigeria, Which way to go? I love my Fatherland.......

remove se from militancy.

Ochiske:
See this one
you dey see 'heartbreak' thread na it you dey post your picture as advert

you dey find wife?

E come be say your left leg no dey follow your right leg atall

guy you funny die

CharliParker:
Anambra state always causing problems and confusion I am from South East but to be honest I hate Biafra even though if we have Biafra the hate will continue mostly from this Anambra state .

your kind are one of our problems in the east

Hmm.but i've already seen it


Besides you just succeeded in advertising it to 'children'.

Ok