₦airaland Forum

fu<k you bit<h!!!! You ruined ma life!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly dis set me rolling with laughter,

Nice song,

still on the matter, Once a country lacks future plans it would continue to fail, At this time and age Nigeria lacks a central database,NCC with all the sim registration bullshit,all we hear is from a reliable source a boko haram member called, In the US calls can be tracked in less than a minute,wot is the essence of wasting so muh money on satelites if they are not useful, or is there an award for countries with space satelites, so painful i love dis country with a passion but the leaders are so so wacked, until we have a just system then we aint ready to move forward, very soon Occupy Nigeria would rise up again and the revolution would start, smh

Gridlock Jolanthern wot a president,

I spent 1.3m in my wedding in August 2011. Despite the little amount, the wedding was very colourful. The truth is that your wedding can never be the best neither can it be the worst. You get what you want

GOD bless you for this post, I got married November and i spent like 1.5 and to me i satisfied my pocket, to save no easy oooo

I am in Tiwola's shoe also, u would be of great help!
I have 200k expecting 100-120 guests
Plan to have it in Aug, I be Yoruba-Yoruba
Waiting to read from U.


Bros with this kind of budget for a wedding ,just do a parlour wedding with close friends, except you wan make people chop shawa fish for your wedding, Just go arrange alomo for your friends, you need up that money, from now till August go join iron out for hand oooo

Congrats to the Weddeee and the Wedder , just kidding.

Planing a wedding needs a lot of structure,a lot of cutting down unnessary expenses,it also depends on your pocket.
I recently got married and i can tell you money would be spent aimlessly if you dont plan well.
From your post you have a lot to spend,so advising you on a small scale wedding might not work for you.
I worked strictly on budget cos i dint have a lot to spend.


NB:  No matter the amount of money you spend it would end in just in a day, Plan for life after marriage.
A lot of blessings come after marriage and GOD knows i am a living testimony to that, wish you all the best in your marriage,

For your wedding night make sure you take Ogidija + power horse,

enjoy May GOD bless the union

There is no way NLC and TUC wont know about the increase, Nigerians , some people don collect bribe
This guy called Gridlock Jolanthern just wants to kill us.

so many advice for forum, lol
As for me some times guys should understand to be matured,women would always be women,try and join her once in a while and even ow often does the op help his wife out in the kitchen.

I love football,she loves series,for me 1 + 1=2

your wife may not love football.

i allow my wife watch her series,she likes following me to watch football once in a while especially wekends cos she knows isi-ewu sure, guy u need spice up your marriage.

be a man

This is a very interesting one

I would tell you from personal experience 2 miilion naira cant get a land and build a house,thats the truth,but remember building a house is in different levels,thus my advise is this get a car of around 500-700 k,i know first neighboorhood have promo plots for offer or any other one for like 500k so,you can lay foundation and start building gradually.

I believe you would still have income coming in,with these you can maintain your wife and also be rest assured of the home of your dreams.

NB, dONT DREAM OF LEKKI for land with 2 million ooooo,you have to look towards redeem camp side,

The question is how many people would non-governmental organisations feed? from statistics from the US there is trmendious increase
at the rate people go these food stamp homes,how do youknow who is geniunely in need?

Nigeria is not structured for these kind of guesture my people Nigerians wey i know would misuse it.
He/she who needs help can seek help thru there pastors/Imam who can channel such request to the congregation
I believe that can work a little bit,atleast people go to TB Joshua.

The Economic situation is terrible,i really dont blame people who dont like helping,one doesnt really know what they have been thru helping people.

summary of Okafors law

A congo once shined can always be reshined depending on the agreement between the shinee and the shiner, simple

The best time to roof a house is in the raining season so that the leakages would be traced.


This is a very good advise,however it depends on when money dey your hand.

@190 I really love to read your response it makes me laugh even when am down, thanks man

To the poster

Ladies are very wonderful at times,very unpredictable cos most times they don't
Really know what they want.
I have a cousin who dated a lady for like two
Years,he kept asking the lady he wanted to
Meet her parents but seems the lady wasn't
Ready or was afraid of her father before anyone
Knew what was happenn my cousin impregnated another girl and that was the end. I still c the babe
She isn't married yet and I hope she has someone.
I definately knw somehow she might regret her delay.
Your babe probably has a plan A,cos u look like a plan B now.


On a lighter mood if she is still waiting for GOD after this years. Probably she can send a mail
BabaGOD@heaven.com



@190 I really love to read your response it makes me laugh even when am down, thanks man

To the poster

Ladies are very wonderful at times,very unpredictable cos most times they don't
Really know what they want.
I have a cousin who dated a lady for like two
Years,he kept asking the lady he wanted to
Meet her parents but seems the lady wasn't
Ready or was afraid of her father before anyone
Knew what was happenn my cousin impregnated another girl and that was the end. I still c the babe
She isn't married yet and I hope she has someone.
I definately knw somehow she might regret her delay.
Your babe probably has a plan A,cos u look like a plan B now.


On a lighter mood if she is still waiting for GOD after this years. Probably she can send a mail
BabaGOD@heaven.com

abeg i wan ask isnt this same Arik that owes staffs salaries?

If a wife is a full time house wife,what happens when the man suddenly has a job issue like temporary loss of Job.
Ladies of nowadays should be supportive while also adding to the IGP of the home,Not every man works in his dream job of earning
correct salary. Lets be realistic here. or why is it that it is taking guyz longer to marry and ladies a lot of fasting and praying to marry a guy.
This is Naija.

Powerful combination. . .boys too dey vex sef.see as they wan kill ashawo on top #500.na wao

To huzzle money for naija street no be yam, so you dem gats use every last kobo judiciously and accountably,

Some of una sef go kill person for hia . Kai !!!!


Haa, bros u never see as guyz dey prepare for Erinma parole for friday night,you go run

And even with Ogijija drink wey dey outside now, Double tuale

One round wey dey last 30 minutes. .so tay ashawo go come dey halla say bros wetin dey happen.


Gba bros,After men don shack Alomo + power horse, wetin u expect na

Ol boy , when the going gets tough the tough get going. Make Ashawo sef just declare 'happy hour' (two rounds for the price of one) between 5 and 7 PM and customers go show up well-well to 'knack' and still get home well before 10 PM. Abuja na small town. No shaking .


Bros u don forget say some people one round sef na dieeee.

GEJ would make no difference to the Nigerian polity, The forces behind the run Nigeria down project are to strong.
no answers to Boko Haram
No solution to Niger delta
Biafra still dey there
very soon Oduduwa boyz would start dem own.
Nigeria is a country with so much resources yet so little to show for it, Ibadan express way number 1 death trap in the country yet the govt turned a blind eye to that side.
Even the average job is no more average,take home pay cant take you home.
we need real time snipers , I mean long range snipers to wipe some people out.

The guy wey post this GOD would bless you cos this reinstates that this country is doomed.

Aswawo dey surfer this time, hunger go kill them

They would simple come back to lagos and be forced to do a price review, cos this is definitely a booty recession in the offing.

chocking can also mean you chock her while unna dey do d tin,why not give room for more expression while at work,instead of missionary style all the time,try doggy,standing,69 and some other wonderful positions,

I dont know why people are screaming because of this small ship, Try and take a ride in any of the ships in Nigeria then you can scream

what about the Captains that follow the BRT lane everyday or the Admirals, i still saw one while coming to the island today,

This country is full of shit.

I eat rice in different forms,In the morning white rice and beans,Afternoon fit form chop chollof rice night any kind of rice is ok once no alternative.

Nigerians eat rice cos its readily available,especially wen you work on the island,

Who really cares, she wasnt goin to marry him for his bedroom skills was she? Not even viagra could save the day

what viagra cannot do, Alomo + power Horse can do.

Kudos to the Yar Adua transparent legacy. RIP Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. May your soul rest in peace. If u were alive I would love to ask you a question: Why Jonathan as an assistant?

You can still ask him now, send a mail to ya'aduadeyheaven@yahoo.co.za,

Religion is the opium of the people, chikenaa

Deputy Senate President, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, who also witnessed the event, said it was unfortunate; "It is unfortunated that something like this happened, especially right here at the National Assembly. We are left wondering why a young man with so much promise could do a thing like that to himself. It is really unfortunate".


I love this part, cos thats exactly what would have been said a young man with so much promise,