₦airaland Forum

My friend with 3rd class,so many people have advised you and so much more would advise,However no matter what people say,You are the deciding factor in this whole issue at hand,

I have only one advise for you Kindly re-examine yourself and think what you want to achieve in life, e.g where do you wanna be in five years time,

3rd class is not a desease its something to push you harder in achieving your set goals, May GOD be with you.

Three days should be enough with commited workers. You know the objective is not just felling the tree but to expose and uproot the roots so it wont interfere with the foundation of the house

Very good response as i was thinking of why you didnt use a tractor to clear out the bush and fumigate the area so as to dry up the entire area.

Listening attentively

Rita old age don catch up oooo, Naija guyz sef i tire for unna why unna no wan marry celebrity sef.

My cork

O boy GOD blessiiii you

Monkey Tail,

Goat balls my favorite
Then when eating isi-ewu i target the eyes, N.B Any isi-ewu without the two eyes is not complete.

has produced a host of world celebs
seal
sade adu
shirley bassey
akkninuoye agbaje
chiewetel ejiofor
philip emeagwali
akeem olajuwon
john fashanu
chinua achebe
fela
dizzie rascal
wale

U forgot to add Daddy OBJ

Honestly Ajimobi has alot to do, The earlier he starts the better,

Naija police very wonderful set of people,
They cant be kept as friends yet they cant be kept as enemies, we shall know say dem dey there.

Yes! Daddy OBJ.


LWKMD

How many inches be the Tv?

if its a 14 inche Tv forgive her but if its a 42 inche Tv well, leave everything in GOD's hands

Unconditional Love happens mostly in films and probably in Europe or developed world, In 9ja e nor easy with the economic situation of the country no lady wants to date an Ebinna of a guy or Ambeloun, and no guy wants to date liability of a girlfriend.
You earn well,your babe earns well = Good and most likely a balanced relationship.

A cashless society would have been very ideal if we have atleast 85% of Nigerians who have access to the internet and would be able to transact business online real time.

Firstly banks need to up thereinfrastructure as we would have a lot of POS merchants springing up which might provide employement in the long run as you would have competition in the aspect of processing of transactions( Interswitch rules the market now) However with the cashless a lot of point of sale would come on board bringing in safer and a more stable means of payment.
This would gradually go develop into what is also known as contactless transactions howvwer Nigeria never ripe for that one,it is being used in developed countries even south Africa here dey use am.

In  the long run it is a good idea,but Honestly we are not yet ready, We need to tackle the first evil, ELECTRICITY, technology is dependent on electricity.

especially when you need run POS/EPAYMENT and stuffs like this,
Sanusi means well but Nigeria no well.

show him love give him Booobi

and instead of using there moiney register for English lesson, they are buying BMW

Ladies no wan hear English,BMW very fast way to a ladies Gbolascopio,

Adding Kulikuli would to a lot of good with very cold water especially for hot afternoon,

Senator Shagaman Representing Kwara Constituency,

The Almajiri issue is a very big one,i served in the north and i know atleast i tried i have visted Kano,Kaduna,Jos,Katsina while i stayed in Zaria,you only need to go and eat at a local buka to know how hungry this guys are,waiting for you to rinse your hands while they pounce on your left overs,Those guys only hear go when it turns to violence,
A particular incident happened at PZ in Zaria when i went to collect my corper allowee that there was this religious riot and Standard Bank now UBA locked us out of the premises, i never knew i could run as fast as i did,

oHHH i Wish my babe loves football, i would be very happy,cos when we go watch match and i see her frowning face i know say problem dey.

But i devised a remedy,i watch where i can gozzle beer,she complains one malt for her,she frowns i order isi-ewu before the goat head finish,game don end, EOS, End of story.

Daddy i want to drink small stout,

My frank answer: YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO LEAVE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS.

If anything happens, your wife will ensure that nothing happens to your kids. They are hers as well. People do not usually realize the essence of having a wife of your youth into old age. It is when you are 80 years, vulnerable and entering your second childhood that you will know why you should not ever dream of leaving your wife.

@stagger

I go vex for you oooo,Does a blind man cross express alone or does a deaf man know the rythme of music.

whats, is a married woman looking for on badoo!!!!!!!

Are u one ?,

This list is wrong

My name no dey there Sen OJELU KILURUUN, Gej RESPECT YASELF include my name now

If a lady wants to cheat she would cheat without the husband knowing it,even a day before wedding sef bleeping continua ala ex boyfriend for sentforth,changing numbers is notting would the the bleeping address change.

Guys remember:
There is always an agreement between the fuckee and the fucker depending on ow the agreement goes, the contract is renewable on performance.
A punany once stroked can always be stroked again depending on the tactical ingenuity of the stokee.

I rest my case.

Pray for a lady or guy who would be your bone of ur bone and flesh of ur flesh and the rest is history.

Hello Poster,

sorry i have to say this,this story is fictitious,u cant be in this situation and come to nairaland for solution, Mchewwwwww, next story

The rate of violence is alarming,FG should scrap NYSC in d north or use only northerners there,atleast they can kill there one of there own nobody cares,
useless motherfuckers,

I think what you should be thinking of is where you would get relevant experience that could help in the formative years of the career path you like to follow.
Wishing you all the best

Chelsea Football Club can confirm that Carlo Ancelotti parted company with the club today (Sunday, 22 May).

The owner and board would like to thank Carlo for his contribution and achievements since taking over as manager in July 2009, which included winning the Double for the first time in the club's history.

However, this season's performances have fallen short of expectations and the club feels the time is right to make this change ahead of next season's preparations.

Carlo will always be welcome at Stamford Bridge, where he will be given the reception and respect his position in our history deserves.

Chelsea's long-term football objectives and ambitions remain unchanged and we will now be concentrating all our efforts on identifying a new manager.

There will be no further comment until that appointment is made.

Understanding
Trust

Alomo + power Horse = Fantastic Sex ,

It is highly possible however its like a scenerio of passing a cow thru the eye of the needle,