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Honestly I really don't know the reason a lot of uninformed individual keep on saying rubish about the commendable reform in the bank subsector.
Ask anyone who used to be a "true banker" recently laid off by any of these distressed banks and you will get true feelers from them. The sector is seriously rotten with a lot of unsecured, ficticious and questionable facilities being booked.
If you are in the sector for real, u'll see a whole bunch of bankers with loans from more than three banks, yet they still want to take more, tell me, how do they repay when their take cannot even pay for 1/4 of their current liabilities.
This is a serious food for thought.

i'm good ow are u?
good chicks like u are hard to comeby

hi tope 2000

thank GOD you are normal for once, mind you that reply was posted b4 I saw your reply.

Is there really any stupid clique on this thresd?@thirdi you are the BOMB, don't be bordered about any idiot I wish you and ayusman had kept quiet and left the so called cabals to their senseless rantings. O boy fire on with da jokes.
(thinking silently, why should any fool decide to form a cabal on the internet? they are either nuts or jobless.

@spicygift, I don't know of any 4 now, but once I get the information I'll let you know. Take care of yourself.

I'm truly very sorry, you can now follow the new link which is a more direct one. cheers
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YOU NEED TO APPLY AS SOON AS YOU CAN CAUSE IT'S VERY URGENT, I WISH You ALL THE BEST IN THIS YEAR AND THE APPROACHING ONE!!!

@Debosky, O boy na wa 4 u ooooooooo. Na so so mouth wey u get, I no even know say u go fit own up, abi na ojoro Man U take win Sunderland Ok may be the refree do plenty ojoro to deny Arse Nah from keeping the top spot I'm patiently awaiting your response.

me kit? i hated it with a passion during my service year.

U've heard it all, the voice of men is the VOICE of GOD, DO NOT DO IT.

The beginning of problems for any HND holder is when self pity is allowed into someone's issue(that is what I would call salt upon injury), whatever you have be it HND or Bsc, what matters most is what you have made of yourself not waiting on some people that are not up to you to show you "selective" pity.
If world class organisations like Nestle foods, Schlumberger, First Bank Nigeria, Maersk Nigeria just to mention a few.My people you are all born great, pls don't allow some "Cabals" in politics play on our intelligience by making us argue endlessly on trivial issues like these, you and I were born with neither a Degree or HND, therefore it should never be a bone of contention, though government policy and the policy of some corporate bodies are not favourable but we must not wallow in self pity.
The system of education we operate 6-3-3-4 is an attempt by some people to make us waste so much time while we claim we are going to school.There is so much attached to this topic that we only need to have a very strong a solid belief in GOD and only GOD and then SELF believe.

seun I don't know why some of my posts are not included, that is by the way  .To davidalyn and mr pataki:
you guys need to be more objective on this issue, before i go any further on the topic, I would like us to be object by analysing some things.
First and foremost, the fact that AREA BOYS (NOT MUSLIMS) unleashed terror on innocent people is very wrong but does it make pulling down another man's house RIGHT. In the first instance, why should someones work be destroyed, why should fellow humans be killing each other, why is Saudi Arabia not killing christians and why is the wars fought in Pakistan, Iran Afghanistan and all the others(where so many innocent lives were lost.) were taking by so many to be justified.where are the nuclear plants and weapons alleged to be in Iraq? we need to be a bit objective, because most of the uprising are actually politically motivated don't you see it?
Does robbing with automatic rifles killing and maiming people make political robbery that does not involve immmediate killing of people right(though neither is right).
All these are food for thought, you need to always check very well before reaponding to issues at any period PLEASE!
To Seun, you don't need to blacklist people, let them express their thought.

A GUY WAS CHECKING OUT OF AN HOTEL WHEN HE TURNS ROUND AND MISTAKENLY HIT IS ELBOW ON A LADY'S BREAST, HE WAS FULL OF APOLOGY AND SAID: " LADY, PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME IF YOUR HEART IS AS SOFT AS YOUR BREAST". THE LADY REPLIED:" GENTLEMAN, IF YOUR DICK IS AS HARD AS YOUR ELBOW , I'M IN ROOM 314.

GETTING FIXED.
A LADY WHO IS GETTING MARRIED FOR THE FOURTH TIME WAS TELLING HER CHIEF BRIDE'S MAID THE REASON WHY SHE IS GETTING MARRIED THE FOURTH TIME:
MY FIRST HUSBAND WAS A DOCTOR, THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO LOOK AT IT; MY SECOND HUSBAND WAS A PSCHOLOGIST THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO TALK ABOUT IT; MY LAST HUSBAND WAS A PLUMBER, THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO STICK HIS HAND INSIDE IT; MY NEW HUSBAND IS A LAWYER, I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET F*ED.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d@naijagurly these guys are gonna miss so much dats y some of noticed that uve once been away, for the others i believe they head over heels in luv with u both don't know how to confess their stupid love.my dear never mind go enjoy your sourjorn for as long as you can.peace out. :d :d

ALHAMDULILLAH Praise ALLAH.
Brothers if you are not invited yet I Pray that yours will definitely come next INSHA ALLAHU (AMIN).

First Bank hopefuls, just log on to their website to get your forms(Medical Forms) downloaded, I wish t see you all soon, take care.
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This is very urgent treatt as such

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS;
THIS INFORMATION IS A VERY URGENT ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS SUCH:


20TH November, 2007
VACANCY

INTERNAL /EXTERNAL ADVERT

JOB POSITION : ASSISTANT LOGISTICS OFFICER

DEPARTMENT : TECHNICAL

LOCATION : PORT HARCOURT

QUALIFICATION : DEGREE OR HND IN ENGINEERING OR SCIENCES
MEMBERSHIP INSTITUTE OF TRANSPORT &LOGISTICS
IS AN ADDED ADVANTAGE.
SKILLS &
COMPETENCIES

• Good negotiating & reporting skills

• Computer literacy is essential

• Must be a team player

• Excellent planning & basic management skills

DUTIES &
RESPONSIBILITIES - Liaise with CHC, suppliers in respect of urgently required
Parts/tools/equipments to hasten delivery.
- Place order for approved aircraft part/ components, tools & test
equipments in line with customer specifications.
- Responsible for the chasing tracking of parts on open order until delivered.
- Timely provision of approved aircraft parts
- Take delivery of ordered items & prepare them for certification.
- Any other assigned duties.
EXPERIENCE - Previous experience will be advantage but not compulsory
AGE LIMIT - Between 25-30 years.

Interested candidates should forward their applications with a detailed CV to the:

HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT
AERO CONTRACTORS COMPANY OF NIGERIA LIMITED
NAF BASE
PORT HARCOURT,
RIVERS STATE



Not later than Tuesday November 27, 2007.


Onyeukwu C.C
Human Resource Manager

20TH November, 2007
VACANCY

INTERNAL /EXTERNAL ADVERT

JOB POSITION : ASSISTANT LOGISTICS OFFICER

DEPARTMENT : TECHNICAL

LOCATION : PORT HARCOURT

QUALIFICATION : DEGREE OR HND IN ENGINEERING OR SCIENCES
MEMBERSHIP INSTITUTE OF TRANSPORT &LOGISTICS
IS AN ADDED ADVANTAGE.
SKILLS &
COMPETENCIES

• Good negotiating & reporting skills

• Computer literacy is essential

• Must be a team player

• Excellent planning & basic management skills

DUTIES &
RESPONSIBILITIES - Liaise with CHC, suppliers in respect of urgently required
Parts/tools/equipments to hasten delivery.
- Place order for approved aircraft part/ components, tools & test
equipments in line with customer specifications.
- Responsible for the chasing tracking of parts on open order until delivered.
- Timely provision of approved aircraft parts
- Take delivery of ordered items & prepare them for certification.
- Any other assigned duties.
EXPERIENCE - Previous experience will be advantage but not compulsory
AGE LIMIT - Between 25-30 years.

Interested candidates should forward their applications with a detailed CV to the:

HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT
AERO CONTRACTORS COMPANY OF NIGERIA LIMITED
NAF BASE
PORT HARCOURT,
RIVERS STATE



Not later than Tuesday November 27, 2007.


Onyeukwu C.C
Human Resource Manager

@Ugonnah007, I can bet with anything that you love monsters, I lie.

:oMINGLES or whats your name?This joke for sure was not recycled Ever since that wife of yours left you, you've had too much peace that you can't cope no more, never mind, you'll get a recycled and upgraded version of your wife soon enough.

Ituen you are really very good and also very crazy, anyway keep up the work.

Point of correction he is a grand mother SUCKER.

@ennyluv6 thumbs-up that is typical of your jokes, I do enjoy them but I can't help wandering what sort of pervert you are!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway all na joke.

I hope you don't have the same thought as me!

Ituen he be like say you be ass specialist!!!!!

O' boy that is not bad for starting the day.
But truly you get work so?

that jok got everyone in ma office roling on the floor, that was really wicked.