Flakky26:
Sales rep needed urgently.

Salary -18k
Qualification- SSCE
Living around Gwarimpa, jahi, dutse, mpape, gishiri, dawaki ,kubwa are added advantage.
.he or she should send nam,age, email address, home address e.g jahi ,state to 09095217065.he or she must be
young, passionate,energetic , outspoken and smart

for 18k?

Hi all, while we are all still searching for jobs (including myself), I want to let you all know that i am a website designer and i can build your website for you with zero content from your end.

viceddy95:
Any one here with challenges that need help,share with us…

You can decide to open an NGO to further your charity work sir. I am a website designer and i can get you all necessary Jobs.

Merry Christmas sir.

MrMacinterchi1:

Nop. I meant that I uploaded on this date (15th) last month. u get?

Okay I get you man.

MrMacinterchi1:
just in around 2:16pm Anambra State,
And today's date is the date I uploaded my PPA letter. Maybe that's a factor. will be expecting mine on this date anytime stipend is sent.

You uploaded today and was paid today?

Hi all, I have gorun Tula from adamawa that I'm selling at an affordable retail price. Free delivery within Abuja but you will pay for your waybill outside Abuja.

To know more about goron Tula kindly read from the link below
https://allnews.ng/news/goron-tula-16-amazing-sexual-and-health-benefits-of-azanza-garckeana.
N.B. the article in the link is not mine.

Nicoswit:

Arbitrage right

Sir, do you think I should point out my gold mine to you just because I don't have shovel to dig? Is this advisable?

Nicoswit:

Spill the beans man. Buh I'm guessing cryto buying and selling

You might be right on that. But trust me, I know what I'm saying. Ideas dey, na capital hard.

Dumb policing system. When there is such a case rather than arresting the man, you simply delay him by asking him where is going to then secretly insert a tracker in bag and him go. But na headline una won make.

Akanoaaa:



What business do you want to do to make 5k as profit daily with the capital of 25k?

I will call it my own little secret sir. Please pardon me sir.

Akanoaaa:



Smile... Assuming I know you and I'm very sure you can't run away with my money, I can give you that 200k to start the business. Just be giving me 10k out of the 35k every week.

Unfortunately for me you don't. How I wish you do. Anyways. With 25k I can earn 5k daily sir. Sincerely.

ezenwaez:

All Npower batch c volunteers that have successfully completed their npower physical verification will be paid, payment will commence very soon latest before mid November worst scenario by November on the dot.

Npower really have a lot of issues on their table ranging from deployment issues, posting issues of npower batch c applicants, deployment letter uploading issues, BVN issues, names mismatch and account validation issues, ecsetera.

But despite all these not withstanding npower batch c volunteers that have commenced work will be paid, I am talking about the Npower graduate category, for the Npower non graduate category your training have commenced, all expenses will be catered for by Npower, and your monthly stipend starts as soon as training is being concluded, all Npower non graduate applicants are advised to adhere to camp instructions during training and every form of unruly attitude will not be tolerated by Npower training officers.

For the Npower graduate category the criteria for payment is to upload your endorsed Npower deployment letter to NASIMS and the Npower batch C volunteer must have begun work, please if you have not uploaded your signed deployment letter you will not be paid when payment commences.

In addition to the above, if an Npower batch c applicant have any form of issues with his or her NASIMS profile, you will not be paid, issues could be error in your names, invalid thumbprinting, pending issues on NASIMS profile ecsetera, so please if you have any issue try ironing them out as this is the basis for payment of your stipend.

Please I login my dashboard and I just discovered that I have been asked to go do my biometrics though I wasn't shortlisted earlier. What do you advise I do?

Akanoaaa:



Don't mind him. We just started a business that cost us #3m or more last month and the gain we made every week since we started are not up to 35k.

Really? Sir, if I have a capital of 200,000, I can earn same amount of money every week sir.

Terrorist visit terrorist.

This should not be a thing of concern to you bro. Hustle. Just Hustle.

MOSTEC:
Your certificate doesn't guarantee u a job..... Being productive will.... It shows school didn't pass through you.... U only attended the university to get certification... And now u have it.... But can't be productive with the knowledge u acquired...


Sad....

No sir, I beg to differ and here is why; I graduated with 2.1 as well, i am very productive and i have some computer skill ranging from website design, DBA, Graphics and i am very intelligent to my some extent. I also will add that i am good with event center decorations (something i learn when i was at the university). you can give me a project that has been writing by someone and i will return same project to you with only 15-25% plagiarism rate.... I can go on and on...

Now sir, I was unemployed for a long time and currently underemployed. I survive currently cause i am tough.
"Nigeria no be am" no reason am sir. Only the op knows what he is going through.

AgentGoat:


Drop your contact please.

just send a DM bro

slimkhalifa:

Give me hint boss
Make me self make money

Na little algorithm wey i develop bro. if you dey Abuja, i fit teach you for a minor fee, dem no dey teach person online boss.

Agbebakun22:




Sorry is 081 with others digits follow not 080

messaged you on whatsapp no reply. You have chelsea fc players as your profile pics right?

Agbebakun22:



sure shoot me a message on whatsapp so u can explain more to me. zero eight zero eight six, eight seven, 38 zero 6ix.. Pls indicate u are from Nairaland

hello, it appears as if you aren't on whatsapp with this number

Agbebakun22:



How much is your startup and I also love to invest in a profitable idea like yours.. Let's roll lemme see how u do it. I'm base in Lagos

Okay. Depends on the daily profit on target, but since you are based in Lagos, how do we see for demonstration? You should at least confirm before investing. I'm looking at a 100k start up. Recently a friend outside sent me 50k still looking for 50k.

Bifakacproducts:

For a guy with a lot of knowledge in ICT, the bolded already have me doubting bro.
There's actually about a dozen ways to contact me on the wed.
My nairaland profile, my signature, my thread, my business google page or even a Google search of 'bifak ac products' and boom, our contacts are everywhere on the web brother.

It was a harmless question sir. I am actually familiar with sending a dm, I just want to be sure what you want and where. And for the record sir, you said "our contact" I thought I was dealing with an individual not a company.... If you have a website, I will try my ethical hacking skill on it just to clear your doubt sir .

Bifakacproducts:
if you can write a great business plan/idea of your trading algorithm and the other one that beats bet9ja virtual.

Contact me, I'd like to invest in your ideas, and of cos I'm a business man so your ideas has to be very profitable.

Okay sir, Thank you. If you are in Abuja, I can come for a demonstration. How do I contact you sir?

Enigma1510:
My story na same thing as the Op, imagine being a spammer coz me no like to dey chat and i no like to dey show off or club...but i fit carry babes for myself and friends and I won’t touch am and still pay am more than normal because if i later switch on my light when i get home, and you aren’t my taste, i would just sleep off, if the lady don smoke and i dey smell am, i no go sleep that room, I don’t like alcohol but i sabi sey most runs girls drink alcohol because if the way guys Bleep them. Imagine olosho falling in love with you coz of the way you treat them and wouldn’t wanna Bleep your friends no matter what. I’d just be like ama increase your money, its you my pal want. I wouldn’t say because you are a prostitute, i must treat you like one but if you cross your boundary, when i shout, u go think sey i dey possessed. I think am attracted to smart women, worst part be sey other olosho i carry for my friends fit see me again another day and go wan follow me!!! And me no dey carry same girl again. Lmao, most times you go give your niggas the money to give the girls so it won’t look like you are the one spending the cash and you niggas go Bleep the girl tire and still give am change. Their gfs go wan date you, go dey complain sey dem broke and if you transfer just 20k, dem go start to dey chat you up and dey badmouth your padi and how stingy he is...blah blah blah,

Mama talk sey buy land, me prefer gold, and i know how to bribe alot to avoid stress anywhere. the only thing was i never did anything illegal till i finish university and that was why i was able to still hit 4.11/5.00 GP in one if the toughest department in engineering.

Na that time all this SEO dey hot and I remember leapviral...lol, i was using a script then and i no buy car though i had the cash but i no sabi tell people no if dem ask for money. And i used to believe 5k was too small to give someone then...coz my brain go convert am to USD!!! Lol...
When i con finish NYSC, it was easier to become a spammer because i used to create landing pages and all and doing affiliate marketing, i sabi how much go dey my account. If i dey broke e mean sey i get like 5M for acct, my brain go dey work on how to make more coz i dey lazy. Wetin be my own with CV!!! Had already said i would never ever work under anybody. Bought my first car and i no dey post anything, na friends cast me. Bought second one for transport business a month later, bought the third for my friend whose car we were using when i had none few weeks later. All in less than 3 months, told him to pay back anytime he makes the money, i no dey comot during the day, na night, i no like people seeing me. But the noise of generator 24/7 made people wonder how i dey make money without leaving home. And i dey buy 50litres of petrol!!!
Started business with my so-called friend and was the money man but nobody knew, I wouldn’t talk to any olosho unless na my taste, dem go dey ask que who dem wan follow, you go see me wearing bathroom slipass, but anyone i choose go follow me reluctantly until we reach house and dem see sey na me be the owner of everything including the house and i always see the look in their eyes sey, so the guy in bathroom slipass na the joker. I just love wearing anything comfortable. I won’t buy clothes but would give people money to do shopping.
Na when no update dey, spent the money in my main account and started touching my savings i knew something dey happen, car developed fault, instead make i manage, i said make dem remove the whole shit under the bonnet and put another one...spent around 800k to repair a car wey no worth 3M. I just love disguising, i no dey shout but money no dey enter, na xo i start dey borrow niggas money sey when money enter, we go sort am out, na one by one niggas comot. The one wey be face of the business and i made sure the biz acct na either to sign incase i travel, him dey spend money i dey use run salary for the two of us as i dey plan to comot, na the day he withdrew 120k i talked....this guy no tell me wetin he dey use money do. Lmao...the guy go buy land with my money. Later got to know...na the same guy i buy car for, even phone wey pass mine.

Na when you dey see too much debit alert you go sabi sey something dey sup!!! Me wey go dey use one useless phone go buy better one for friends and families because i am always happy anytime i surprise anybody. But when nothing dey again, fake friends dey follow another person comot, family members sef dey shout...go find work, even if na 50k, you are too lazy. But i no lazy when i dey give everyone monthly allowance...lol or give dem money to pay salary for their workers.

Bro, my account entered red!!! I never knew i was just being lucky and people dey pretend to be my friend coz of what they were collecting and they were keeping their own...a week turned into a month and a month turned into a year and didn’t make that big money, was only making money to survive...i still believe everything was a big lesson but i fit borrow to make others happy.
The day it dawned on me was the day i was calling everyone i needed 200k and was gonna return it thesame day and nobody gave me 1 naira i knew I made a fucking big mistake despite all the humility and everything. Didnt know how to spend. My own is make money enter and make e comot!!! Sey big money is coming. We all budget for money we never see, like saying once i see 20M, dear remind me to do this...

Me wey no fit do job wey less than $5k con dey do job of $1k, $200 just to sha work and continue trying. Nobody told me to close my laptop and start afresh...thats my plan...i know my big moment is still coming but i gotta wakeup and know sey i no dey yankee but Naija and make my brain no dey convert!!! You go just hear me talk sey ordinary 50,000naira wey be $100btc.
Lmao. I don’t get intimidated so when i see guys using a ride of 17M, because i would just convert the 17M to dollars and laugh it off...na dubai made me realize cars are not expensive at all!!! Na naira no get value...who wouldn’t wanna earn in dollars and change it to naira. I would still laugh and think lets see whats gonna happen in 5 years.
At least i got my certificate which i earned without doing any runs. I read like my life depended on it and i earned it but certificate i never sabi who i gave to help me keep sef. I just have the scanned copy of everything.

Now i don get CV but i no sabi how dem dey look for work. I no get any shirt, tie or those shoes you go wear go interview. Not even one!!! It’s depressing like mad coz u go dey reason sey u wey dey spend 50k daily without leaving house con dey look for 10k. Na music dey help atimes!!! And na mood go determine the genre if music to listen to.
So Op, we all gotta retrace our steps and start from the scratch because game money will always go back into the game if not well spent!!!
I always tell people I didn’t spend lavishly because thats what people would say but na lie, if you give someone 10k, they would think you must have up to 500k, not knowing you even gave them outta the money you borrowed.

I realized i started seeing money at a young age(19years) affected my thinking till now. When i was importing but wasn’t good at marketing so i partnered with a friend then too and the biz got bleeped up, got broke and later started making money again, still dropped all the cash for another business but they were big money to us then, 200l student wey get 500k for acct, and dey collect 6k for pocket money every month. So i no sabi spend, but i sabi borrow ppl money dem no go return. And i sabi drop money for biz but people must not know na me drop the money. I no like overhyping. Thesame way i was hiding my result and was always sitting at the back of the class and missed series of tests until my stupid department pasted our result even with our names on it. That was when people no teach me anything again.
It took me years to realize never to borrow ppl money again but just give them what you can or borrow them and forget the money because it would never come back!!!

Saying all these tonight made me feel good. Sold all my gold, sold lotta stuffs just to satisfy ppl, na when i called my mum i wanted to sell the only car left and my wife started crying i realized I need to act like a man and not wait for the money to come...man must have a constant source of income. My next move is in my mind. I just dey call everybody i dey look for work, dem no believe...

Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

Bros, i am forced to respond to you. but me no be G boy, i be legal hustler. make i share my small story too.
Just like you, i Was a good student in the university, i sabi read die, dem carry political science give me but na for ICT my mind dey, therefore i was combining the two. graduated with a 2.1 in political science but already mastered website design, database management and graphics design, i sabi track anybody wey i won track provided say dem give me heads up... But with my qualification and skills i no get Job for Abuja, I dey apply for jobs, but nothing dey show up, e come be like say dem dey follow me for village but i be firm believer so i dey pray well. unemployment made develop an algorithm and a trading pattern that was beating the bet9ja virtual algorithm, I was earning 300k monthly from it with my start-up capital of 100k ($200) wey one of my white friend dash me. i had friends, relatives and all asking for money and i didn't know how to say NO, i dey give for all round including church, i dey carry people problem for my head because it is in my nature to always do good. fast forward to when my dad died and i had to spend alot for burial. came back to abuja not having capital to start up cause i was expecting someone that promised me to deliver but i was disappointed. gradually gradually money for feeding no dey again, gradually i sale my phone at a cheaper rate so that i can be feeding atleast, gradually my generator was sold so that i can pay off a debt i forgot, gradually there was no single friend or relative around anymore. gradually na only my girlfriend still stick with me, everybody don Japa.

I am currently hunting for a Job like never before, to see how i can save up and redirect my life. it is in this hand times that i learnt some vital and important lessons about life that i didn't know. "In the end, only you will remain" if you are lucky, you can still have a wife or girlfriend who will still stick. Life is never balance, humans are dangerious.

danny6ix:
Good day, anyone who needs a means to make some money for upkeep should dm on WhatsApp. I will teach you a very easy way to make some change as long as you have a smart phone. 08 170 8833 73 Whatsapp.

Hi, be kind enough to state the means here

Hi everyone, I know this is a Job hunting section, but just maybe... I am a website designer and proficient in database management and administration, very good in graphic design. should anyone need the aforementioned service, kindly dm or quote. Career wise, i have 3 years experience as an administrative officer, kindly refer if you have any job opening in your organization.
Keep having better days.

I have HP all in one, the problem is that recently, all the start-up page display. it doesn't go more than that again. please help

cc horllamy
sotall
cc all engineers in the house

Spaxon:
In the 21st Century, It is believed that men and women are constantly trying to find their right match, or more like “perfect partner”. While all we are trying to look for is someone who only compliments about our personality Not who we can share our good or bad news with. Should that be the case? Absolutely not.

Being in the shoes of someone is yet different as love can never be defined easily it takes so many challenges that are being faced by both the mates. These points can make you find your girl easily and if you find the one with all these qualities then it’s congratulations, you’ve found the one!

‘She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won.’ – Shakespeare.

No Lady will fake this 10 Points..... Even if she does it won't take long....
Oga Lalasticlala come and read o

1. IF SHE BELIEVES IN YOU



Love is something that makes any wise man, insane and beautiful women, ugly… It depends on us how we deal with it. Being loved by someone is a very beautiful feeling. You all need a girl that believes in you and supports you in any matter.

Remember love can make you do things reaching extremes from both sides, This can be constructive as well as destructive too. Choose your girl wisely, Choose the one who sees a hero in you and would do anything to keep you motivated.

2. IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO DECREASE YOUR ANGER

Everyone in the world can get angry, It’s normal; we all have different lengths to our toleration can persist. It’s easy for the ones who are chill but if anyone is short-tempered then it won’t help. Your girlfriend’s way of dealing with you while you are angry may matter a lot. If she knows how to deal with your anger instead of being annoyed, you have found the right person, my friend.



This can be her greatest quality if she can bring you down from the “I’m going to leave you” state to “I love you” state. If she can understand you and keep quiet listening to you then that’s a blessing.

3. IF SHE TRUSTS YOU

Nowadays, It is quite easy to get know about a person’s life by either visiting their timeline or by going through the WhatsApp statuses they write. But if we look closely, these things hit relationships in a very hard manner. Lack of trust can be as harmful as the poison of the snake.



Also, it can take more time to earn someone’s trust but trust is like a glass.It can be easily be broken. While trust is the very beautiful thing to have, it is more adorable if your lover has it in” you”. It’s very fortunate to have someone in life who can completely trust you with everything. If your girl trusts you and wishes well for you. You are a lucky guy.

4. IF SHE COMPLEMENTS YOUR HUMOUR

Humor is what girls are attracted to, in most cases seen the guys with good humor have the better understanding with their girls. Different girls react differently to the joke you crack during your daily routine.



When you are in a relationship with a girl, there a lot of things that count. These things determine whether or not you should carry on your relationship for a long term. If she goes crazy when you crack a joke, and well, if she adds sugar to the joke you made, she is a keeper, Never let her go, She is yours for a lifetime.

5. IF SHE SHARES YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC, MOVIES, ETC;

Boredom can fade away by listening to your favorite song or by watching your favorite movie and if all these things can be done with your lover then it adds up more value to it. A good relationship requires valuable time together. You can often go to the cinemas if girl has the same choice as you. When it comes to films, music, and TV shows these things will matter because in your long run you both will be doing these things frequently.



6. IF SHE DOESN’T APPLY ‘ELASTIC BAND THEORY’

The famous movie “Men are from are Mars, Women are from Venus” by John Gray depicts a concept called “Elastic Band Theory”, Men need their space and sometimes it can be huge. Women should treat them like rubber-bands. For say, When men need space they go way far away just like when  you stretch a rubber-band. Then, When they’re gone they start to realize their girl’s value more and more. It’s just the same as when you stretch the band, the faster it will come back together from both sides.



7. IF SHE MAKES YOU ACT, NOT JUST DREAM

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, You’ve been hearing for a long time that men are dreamers, If your girl can put off all the breaks and wakes you up with energy that you can achieve your dreams into reality.



Some people are blessed with the ones who make them awaken with all the energy to accomplish their ambitions. What reward would it bring to your girl? You will be the one achieving all your dreams, Your happiness will be her reward. She is not a stone to be thrown away from your life.

8. IF SHE RESPECTS YOUR FAMILY

Taking your girl to lunch sometime with your family is a good idea. If she gets some good laughs around the corner, your parents will like her & even your siblings may enjoy her company. Then seriously! She is precious and you should care about her smile.



These days, when many families have their highly selective choice criteria that make dating unpredictable. You never know if your family will ignore the fact that your girl doesn’t mind the stains on your shirt or likes to do laundry in the middle of night. Therefore, If she plays the family card right and everyone in your family ends up liking her, genuinely keep her.

9. IF SHE RESPECTS YOUR PRIVACY

We all have one that friend who got lost somewhere when he found a girlfriend for himself. Girls are like devils-with-horns who cuff their boyfriends up to a pole and don’t let them come out from their rooms. It depends on both the boy and girl to decide about their privacy and freedom.



In most cases seen, girls are possessive, they persuade their men to spend the golden(spare) time with them. That we should call an excessive love and care, but it’s not healthy. Everyone in this world needs some time for themselves, So, if your girl understands that and lets you have some “Friendly time” with your buddies, then your girl is an Angel sent by God.

10. IF SHE FIGHTS YOUR BAD INTENTIONS

You might want to quit smoking but can’t because it’s just too hard and you’ve been doing it for a long time and can’t find the strength to do it but then this amazing girl comes along and changes everything. Sometimes, It’s a matter of your intentions. Your intentions can lead you to get the best in you but then, your girl comes along and makes space in your head, heart, and soul and then your realize that you can easily fight those demons.



11. IF SHE EXPOSES YOU TO INTELLECTUAL THINGS

You might think why I added this here. Well.. when your girl exposes you to things like new books that make you think of things you never thought before. Or to poetry that can make you feel the different emotions or even to music that you never knew you would like so much you are required to keep her in your life because she is creating good sources for you to build your character even more stronger than ever.



If you take books for example; Last Saturday, you answered one diplomatic thing that others can’t and will make you well-known among people. These things may seem to be boring but there is always more than that which meets the eye and it is helpful for you in a long-run.

CONCLUSION:

Being in the shoes of someone is yet different as love can never be defined easily it takes so many challenges that are being faced by both the mates. Well, These points can make you find your girl easily and if you find the one with all these qualities then it’s congratulations, you’ve found the one!.............

I HOPE. THIS HELPS

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Tosyne2much
Dre11
Naijaboiy
Lalasticlala
Obinoscopy
Mynd44
Source: http://sarcasm.club/if-a-girl-does-these-11-things-marry-her-now/

If i see a girl with all these qualities, I GO MARRY HER

Amberon:
I met a foreigner at the airport. While he was waiting for his flight we got talking about Nigeria and buisness. The conversation reached a point and he asked me "do you know wiwa"? I said who? He said "Sari Wiwa"? I said "do you mean the late Ken Saro Wiwa"? He answered yes and told me that that place where Wiwa was from needs to be cleaned up right? I said yes, that is Ogoni and the federal government has just commenced a project for the clean up of Ogoni. Then he reached out for a complimentary card and showed it to me, he said "This is the buisness card of the company (Chinese company whose name I can't remember) that should be cleaning up Ogoni but your government (or whoever was in charge of giving out the contract) is asking for a whopping 50% of that money back (as bribe-but there was a particular term he used for it which I have forgotten). So according to him, the company refused hence the reason the money was never disbursed for the contract.

He explained to me that he has been to Nigeria several times on buisness trips and even knows some top government officials in Nigeria and that it is a normal thing for the government to request for a particular amount of money back as bribe from a company after awarding contracts to it. If true then really Nigeria is doomed.

I can categorically say that you are correct sir. it is true. they ask for some certain percent back. infact i have experience one. Nigeria is indeed doomed.

sarrki:
The IGP is there already

Markurdi its blessed with barracks

Airforce and the military parachutes barrack

Bros it shall never be well with you oooo... just because of 30k you lost your humanity.. shame on the man the sired you.

I am Mel, people say i am always sad and not laughing but that is me..people think i am not happy, but i can be very happy... last week sunday i took myself to the park and at my age i played like a baby......ALONE..it makes me happy.. i hate people trying to change me.

Tuham:
You can use bluehost.. an hosting site dedicated for WordPress and seems they're also running a 50% off currently

The website is down now bro..

secondly, how do i make payment? putting into considerations dollar rate.