SexyCeline:
Hmmmm....sounds yummy

Sure.You are mighty gorgeous.

shaggy007:


Yes he is obsessed with Messi and Messi doesn't give a 4k about him... But standing on your tippy toes becomes part of you when jog uphill alot.

? I jog and uphill a lot and i don't do that.So?

SexyCeline.Would first of all give her a heave-inducing cunninlingus whilst taking my time to caress,lick/suck and worship all her erogenous zones.Then have a brutal hardcore marathon sex with her if she is fit enough.All these i would still do to sinaj,Dynamitechick and Mimzyy but since you said one person,dem go dey for my sub bench.I won't mind them sitting on my face with their fat booties while i suck them off and worship them fat booties and tittties.

Mimzyy:
Are you?

Maybe.

Mimzyy:
When I met you, I was not really in search of a friend But as I got to know you, You made me laugh from the heart and see things in a whole different way. With you, I could speak without wondering what you might think.
Heck you’re crazy and annoying when you want to be. But looking back, no one has stood by me the way that you have. Through thick and thin, the storms, travails, you were always there. Even on the days when we were at loggerheads, You had my back.
I ASKED GOD FOR AN AMAZING FRIEND AND HE GAVE ME MORE THAN THAT. Others might see you as annoying, but to me, You, my dear, are perfect in your imperfections. This is from me to you saying thank you for being an amazing friend. Ahmid, you are one in a million. you are amazing just the way you are
Guess his sobriquet?

This is not a poem.Sounds like i am reading a love letter.

sinaj:
stigma?
Haba bros stretch mark is normal na.
She just have to use oil on it to avoid it from spreading.

Stretch mark ain't normal.

Jesus/Yeshua is already on nairaland and he is a 28yrs old Igbo guy,from Orlu in Imo state.

A school would have been better.
Africans and stupidity...



Who religion help?

MrPresident1:
A very funny thread, I have been roaring with laughter .

It is a good thing to see that more and more people are waking up from the delusions of organised religion, more and more people are seeking for rational explanations, the world is no longer peopled by people who accept it as it is, more and more people are asking how and why questions.

This thread is fulfiling prophecy, because knowledge is increasing, and the dead are rising.

The critical mass is being reached which will start the chain reaction that will culminate in the Apocalypse and the revelation of the Son of God who is already in our midst, only waiting to be revealed, exalted, and glorified.

What is your proof that he is already in our midst and when is he going to make himself known?

MrPresident1:
A very funny thread, I have been roaring with laughter .

It is a good thing to see that more and more people are waking up from the delusions of organised religion, more and more people are seeking for rational explanations, the world is no longer peopled by people who accept it as it is, more and more people are asking how and why questions.

This thread is fulfiling prophecy, because knowledge is increasing, and the dead are rising.

The critical mass is being reached which will start the chain reaction that will culminate in the Apocalypse and the revelation of the Son of God who is already in our midst, only waiting to be revealed, exalted, and glorified.

What is your proof that he is already in our midst and when is he going to make himself known?

A taa m cucumber Chidinma!

Ataam cucumber Lola!

Ataam cucumber Chidinma!

Ataam cucumber Chidinma!

Ataam cucumber Chidinma!

Ataam cucumber Chidinma!

Ataam cucumber Chidimma!

But she is fat or is she not?.Truth is really bitter.

Dynamitechick:


Prick wey resemble boil antibiotics fit mistakenly kill am

ADVICE 1 - Dont take antibiotics

ADVICE 2 - Get a life

Blah blah blah .You get luck say we no dey the same location.Would have shown you why the call me Egbele Amu

8.5" x 5.4" = Anaconda

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Dynamitechick:


I havent received payout yet it reads that it has been paid on your site.....Customer ID: 1244201
Please look into it thanks

I swear,if i catch you for "the other room," i go use priick kill you and even give you belle ontop, maka chi.No dey tempt person like that!

ladyF:
Me I have joined them in the praise session from my room o. The noise from these churches near my hut ehnnn.... na only God fit epp person!

Like play like play,e fit be say you dey live inside hut.

Shymm3xx my niggie.You are a warlord.You guys are sick.Lmao.

sinaj:
with 2 hands?

U wan wound me

.Na for make i feel am wella.I like it rough too.

sinaj:
The ass be like soft bread, so soft


Rugged couple

You are hot and i go like GRAB your ass like that too but with two hands.

Are you talking about the white (fake) Jesus or the black(real) Jesus?