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RomanceRe: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by shapman: 6:15pm On Sep 29, 2016
lies lies lies! derailers wellu done that bullet guy needs mental flogging asap
PhonesRe: An Apple Employee Just Leaked Details About The Iphone 8 by shapman: 6:05pm On Sep 29, 2016
la click la bend
WebmastersRe: 36 Rare Photos From Inside The Richest Man In The World's Home by shapman: 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2016
Keep it coming!
HealthRe: Meet The Newborn Baby Who Looks Like An 80-year-old Man - Photo by shapman: 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2016
God is great!
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Crashed by shapman: 5:07pm On Sep 29, 2016
I have got something better than MMM. See http:// www.nairaland.com/3378323/forget-mmm-program- wow#49775977
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Godwin Obaseki Winner Of Edo Governorship Election by shapman: 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2016
Alas! you get what you see.
CrimeRe: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by shapman: 4:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
All day for the tif one day for diowner
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Security Beefed Up At Govt House, Other Locations by shapman: 4:02pm On Sep 29, 2016
La well hoo


check my signature.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 3:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
I have got something better than MMM. See http:// www.nairaland.com/3378323/forget-mmm-program- wow#49775977
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Basel : UCL (2 - 0) On 28th September 2016 by shapman: 8:13pm On Sep 28, 2016
Walcott bikonu, this is not Chelsea. edakun have Messi.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by shapman: 7:06pm On Sep 26, 2016
delgroveng:
281,000 to 1 Bitcoin. It floats mind u
pls send me your whatsapp contact.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by shapman: 9:26am On Sep 26, 2016
wanna buy bitcoins. is nairaswitch reliable pls? instant golds rate is damn high...
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 9:40am On Sep 24, 2016
1. 24.09.16 15:15 Sporting Gijon - FC Barcelona (1X2) Customer type: FC Barcelona @ 1.30 Result:
2. 24.09.16 19:45 Las Palmas UD - Real Madrid (1X2) Customer type: Real Madrid @ 1.40 Result:
3. 24.09.16 19:45 SSC Napoli - AC Chievo Verona (1X2) Customer type: SSC Napoli @ 1.35 Result:
4. 24.09.16 17:00 US Palermo - Juventus Turin (1X2) Customer type: Juventus Turin @ 1.30 Result:
5. 24.09.16 17:30 ADO Den Haag - SC Heerenveen (ADO Den Haag clean sheet) Customer type: No @ 1.25 Result:
6. 24.09.16 19:45 AZ Alkmaar - Go Ahead Eagles (1X2) Customer type: AZ Alkmaar @ 1.22 Result:
7. 24.09.16 19:00 FC Girondins Bordeaux - SM Caen (SM Caen clean sheet) Customer type: No @ 1.18 Result:
8. 24.09.16 19:00 AS Monaco - SCO Angers (Under/Over 1.5 goals) Customer type: Over 1.5 goals @ 1.35 Result:
9. 24.09.16 19:00 SC Bastia - EA Guingamp (SC Bastia clean sheet) Customer type: No @ 1.55 Result:
10. 24.09.16 16:00 FC Lorient - Olympique Lyon (FC Lorient clean sheet) Customer type: No @ 1.18 Result:
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 7:39am On Sep 20, 2016
As soon as you have access to your surebet account biko quote me.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 6:31pm On Sep 19, 2016
Surebet247 hooo
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
Man Utd thank you veli veli moshhh
PhonesRe: The Infinix Dual Noise Cancellation Earphone by shapman: 10:16pm On Sep 16, 2016
Pheeknow:
Buy the Infinix Dual Noise cancellation earphone.
Thanks. Hopefully Apple's lightning cable earphones will serve same quality.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 8:30am On Sep 15, 2016
Qarabag wins either half Athletic to score Roma to score Austria win or draw Az vs Dundalk both team score Zenit vs Maccabi both team score Olympiakos win either half Feyenoord to score Anderlecht to score Zurich to score Donetsk to score Sporting vs gent both teams score Paok win either half Nice win either half
*Predictions are based on statistics
*It's advisable to stake in groups, permutate as you wish.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 9:07pm On Sep 14, 2016
Karkarash:
E be like say na santiago bernabeu mass transit go full pass this night..Villa tins
Madrid will win.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 5:55pm On Sep 14, 2016
Wishing yall greens.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman:
Cc Calebsky
EducationRe: 4 Lessons About Studying In The U.S. by shapman: 8:21am On Sep 14, 2016
yuslik:
An American asked my friend whether we have air conditioners in Nigeria. The following is what led to the question and his reply to the guy.
So, I'm at a dinner three nights ago at a white professor's. About 25 of us. 20 students and 5 professors. I'm the only black student in the room, and like at every dinner table we are eating, biting, drinking, chatting and laughing. Everybody is busy trying to get off the formal mood we just had earlier this afternoon. I'm black, African, and the youngest folk in the room; so everyone is interested in me.
Fast forward. It's about 8pm. Everyone has a partner, and my partner is a tall white girl who is chatting me about my piece she read in VQR. It isn't long when this guy joins us. He has read the piece too, and liked it. Well not that I care if he didn't. Apparently, the girl I'm standing with is his girl. Both of them are Third Year graduate students. They talk about my accent, ask if I schooled earlier in the US. We are chatting: Chimamanda, Diaz (who will be teaching us in spring), Noam Chomsky, and Achille Mbembe. These and many careless things too.
Now, it seems this white guy is having a particular interest in me. He asks for my phone (iPhone 6 plus) and scans with his eyes, he stares at the room and back to me. There is a problem. But I'm not anxious because he has a smile. He has a bottle of beer in hand, he sips directly. I don't drink alcohol, I'm holding a glass of lemon juice (some funny tasty thing) I sip. We are laughing. We talk more.
Suddenly he looks at me and asks who gave me the iPhone and if I can operate it. It is a blow but I try to make him not see the impact on me. I'm hurt but not showing it. Dude goes ahead to ask if I feel privileged to be in America since I come from Africa. He asks if we have air conditioners back home. I look straight to his eyes to see if he was serious or just being mischievous. He is serious. Man, I'm boiling within.
Before I could say anything, his girl is back. They want to leave. He offers me a ride to my apartment and I shake my head. They leave.
I return to the group in the room, and chat up a prof. An old man. And even though we are chatting about a lot of things, my mind is on the white idiot who just left here.
I leave Jane Alison's flat. I get a ride with Michaela. I'm home and I can't do anything. I'm damn hurt. I opened my computer and go to my email. I got the white guy's email and this is what I said to him.
Hey Phil,
I hate to feel like a representative for anything or people or place but this night you make it so easy with your stupidity and incredible ignorance.
The truth is: I WILL not tell you or any other white fucker if we have air conditioners back home. It's not my job or role. The only thing I would say is this: we in Nigeria and Africa laugh, live, cry, die, invent, destroy, share, learn, grow, dance, sleep, Bleep, create, humanize and will never ask a white man if they have train stations in his country because we are a people truly uncomfortable with being ignorant.
I don't need a reply from you. To hell with you and your air-conditioned ignorance.
Michael
The next morning. Someone knocks at the door. It's 7 am. When I use the door hole to see, it's Phil. I turn back and walk to my computer. I have an 8am Skype appointment, don't have time for any kind of stupid Phil.
Your friend is intelligent.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 9:46pm On Sep 13, 2016
shapman:
Basel to score.
Napoli to score
Benfica win or draw
Barcelona to win
Man City to win
Bayern win
Madrid to score
Psg to score
Boom Boom!
CelebritiesRe: Wow! Adekunle Gold's Name Makes It To Hollywood Walk Of Fame (photo) by shapman: 7:16pm On Sep 13, 2016
If photoshop skill na ticket to long life. Broda Gold go old pass Methuselah.
SportsRe: Here Is The Profile Of The Owner Of Nairastake Who Is A Scammer by shapman: 7:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
Mehn! To create thread just dey scratch some people for body.
EducationRe: ASUU To Start Warning Strike On October 2 by shapman: 7:10pm On Sep 13, 2016
La click la bend
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Used His Own Sperm To Impregnate Several Of His Patients Over 50 Times by shapman: 7:08pm On Sep 13, 2016
Oyinbos self. Weirdos.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Phyno Look Dapper In New Photos by shapman: 7:05pm On Sep 13, 2016
policy12:
What is between this two Don?

An Afonjas and a Biafra....

What bond them together?
The unlike button will work on posts like this.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by shapman: 4:15pm On Sep 13, 2016
Basel to score.
Napoli to score
Benfica win or draw
Barcelona to win
Man City to win
Bayern win
Madrid to score
Psg to score

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