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cococandy:
Maybe peniss people should stop causing wars rather than looking for vagina people to fight in their wars hemotional tantrums for them don’t you think??

Penis_ people are the ones causing wars, and yes they're the ones fighting it, and still solving problems that emanates from it. Tell me how dare vagina people demand equality when their vagina is all the offer?

PrimadonnaO:
Thanks.

You're most welcome.

StAmbrose1:
No one disputes the fact that every state generates its igr.
It is just that more than 78% igr is generated by the south. But unevenly distributed to some states with low igr.

The fact that you don't know when a situation appears ludicrous, makes your retort, and defense reek of utmost ludicrousness and acute ridiculousness.

The top 10 states with highest IGR in the link you provided yourself states 9 states from the south, and only 1 out of the 10 is from the North.
A situation where a region provides 9.
And the other providers only 1.
What does that tell you?
Isn't a case of the higher one feeding the poorer one?

You are insinuating that some states have more igr than some in the south.
And you dishonourably forgot that only Lagos has more igr than more than 15 whooping states in the north

Little wonder the north never want the south to leave or Nigeria to disintegrate!
The parasites always attach themselves to their host in any means possible either by hook or by crook.
Such situation above best ancentuates and defines completely what a parasite the north is to the south.

In your frantic effort to turn the truth by its head, further evinces the truth more.

the bolded in color red absolutely makes all what you typed arrant and beautiful nonsense.

Do you think IGR is the same with VAT that is distributed to other states? Imagine the sheer ignorance you just displayed in full HD.

Ishilove:
Jamie Foxx is 53??

And Paul Rudd seems to be aging backwards... Like Ben Buttons

Oh my... The Scarecrow and Dr. Strange are age mate. Wow.

Imagine The Dark Knight and Rick Grimmes are mates also. Lol.

Ishilove:
A couple of them surprised me.

John Washington has his father's smile, and I'm pretty sure Denzel is proud of his boy.

Red pillers, take note.

Hmmmm Batman sure is old.

Ishilove:
I think Lepa toothpick is the fattest

There you have it.

PrimadonnaO:
Yes, I do.

Alright. You have a beautiful mind.

Damage control gone bad. That's what this statement is.

PrimadonnaO:
The truth is, there are loads of women who are comfortable without makeup...

Lots others who are beautiful without makeup.

But women love to look their best... so they'll wear makeup because it makes them look even prettier...

...and not because they don't know they can choose to wear none.

do you wear make-up?

Ishilove:
As in ehn

Yes oh. I've successfully categoried the kind of Lepa we have in Nigeria. We have:

1. Lepa Thread.
2. Lepa Needle.
3. Lepa Toothpick.

Now put all three items together and you'll be able to see which one fat pass the other.

Ishilove:
Skinny Minnie

Lepa thread.

Which one of them smokes weed?

Chibudollar:
Not that much of a superhero movie person, but why is Batman considered the greatest superhero ever. I mean man don't even have any super powers ffs

his wits, he's rich and he always focus on the mission.

Hmmm

Rent a crowd. I'll be way too surprise if half of this crowd have PVC

oyaskii:
Maybe where you are, Anime has had a huge following over the years here. I use to be in a anime/game WhatsApp group, where there's a met twice a month, and people bring external harddrive filled to the brim with thousands of episodes of anime and exchange.

that's the Anime Exchange. It started from Facebook then moved to WhatsApp when whatsapp became what it is now. I used to be a member back then.

propane:
I have noticed this about fellow guys, and I'm sure some of us have had similar experiences.

Most times when a guy is close to girl and his friends probably knows that they are close.. If he attempts to sleep with the girl and she refused. They normal go about bragging that they have slept with her just to massage their ego and some might even claim that they stopped talking to her after sleeping with her... While the real truth is that the girl stopped talking to them when they attempted to cross the boundary and she got upset.

The Truth is that no real man sleeps with a woman and talks about it, except the girl is a runs girl...

No real man does. Anytime you see a man doing this, just know that he tried but didn't succeed...

actually some tried and succeeded. People brag for different reasons and bragging isn't exclusive to the male gender, women and girls brag too.

A girl will brag about the calibre of men who sleeps with her, just to prove to her fellow girls or guys they're not on the same level etc.

Olawrites:
There's high cost of living everywhere, like recently in the US, the cost of gas moved from $2 to $5 per liter.

Just know this fact before thinking of travelling.

Don't be caught unaware.

We've had enough stranded Nigerians in the diaspora already. Don't add to it.

Have enough money SAVED before you think of travelling.

Move this to front page please

I still wonder why people still want to leave this country. Judging by what we enjoy here on daily basis, compare it to what we see and hear from abroad, men I prefer here.

Who tha hell wants to pay 5 dollars for a litter of gas? That's more than a thousand Naira oh.

The money they pay for rent for a month abroad is what some people pay for a year in VGC and other estate on the Island.

PrimadonnaO:
That, and Veet...

Attempted waxing once, but I didn't know how I was supposed to open up my legs for some stranger to wax in there. Lol.

Eventually waxed just my thighs and lower legs.

how intriguing.

PrimadonnaO:
I love the menthol fragrance.

Hmmmm. I take it that's what you use?

Karleb:
Who would compare Ryan with Dicarpio anyways?

The fact that you can play a lot of roles doesn't make you better or talented than those that play same roles.

You might be "versatile" and still be Jack of all trades.

I rest my case.

Karleb:
Majority of best actors get paid for being themselves anyways.

Arnold.
Jackie chan.
Jet Li.
Van Damme.
Dwayne.
James Bond.

The best movie franchises are about the same/similar things.

Star Wars.
Star Trek.
Avengers.
Terminator.
X-Men.
Fast and Furious to name a few.

I hope those complaining that Ryan keeps acting same role understand this.

The fact that you can act different roles doesn't make you better than someone who acts same role.

Sentiment!. Please say that in comparison to Leonardo Dicaprio. The fact you can act differently role makes you a damn fine good and better actor.

No cap, they aren't mates. Dicaprio stand tall over Reynolds anyday, anytime.

What you believe, is what works for you.

iamL:
No I don't have proof.
Nigerian women are not even humans only the men.

You're entitled to your opinion.

iamL:
Even when it is obvious that in most homes the women are breadwinners Unnecessary hate and dirty pride will not make pained people to admit it.

When you say it is obvious that women are the bread winner in most homes, I'm curious to know how you came about that? Do you have proof from NBS to back what you say?

Who wan faint because of Nigeria-women are-lazy matter should please do so.

Believe me i'm not one to faint for anything. Nigerian women are exactly who they are, Nigerian women, there's nothing special. We are all human beings.

Serves him right.

Ishilove:
E don tey wey nyash get center parting

Men I love it when you talk like this.

Acidosis:
This is unrelated to the post though.

A perfect description of the poster

Of course it's unrelated, especially for one who kiss ass.

Acidosis:
A very perfect description

Exactly how perfect do you think that post is?

If a guy had said "what do you mean you're tired, I'm tired too but I still want to fvck, my friend lie down open leg make I fvck".

You and I know rapist and rape apologist would be flying all over this thread.

Chioma Toplis abi. Well she can be topless in prison. I wonder when people will become aware of the fact that they just can't type anything malicious on social media.

I'm sure this will be a lesson for her and anyone out there who feel they're anonymous so they can say whatever they like on social media.

Nigeria!.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Why do you guys put sex in the equation with money? You men are the instigators of this 'money for hand, back for ground'. Can't you all just spend money on your women without wanting her body in return?

You should ask yourself why women put money in the equation with relationship?

Like can't you women just be in a relationship without the guy taking care of you, your family members and also your relatives?

"Money for hand, back for ground" is the surest way for men to get what they worked for. Beside, it is purely transactional. No harm is done, nobody is cheated or feels cheated.

PS: Don't be surprise this lady who was docked for fraud still feels entitled to her husband or boyfriends money, despite her dispatching millions of naira from her Employers.

https://www.nairaland.com/7033265/efcc-arraigns-female-banker-alleged

Only God can deliver you guys. We no even know wetin una dey use all the money do sef. Lmao.