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DriveByKiller:
Joe, I will tell you a true life story that happened in Brazil.

A 17 year old female died during a marathon sex with a man( legal age for sex in Brazil is 16 or thereabouts)

To my surprise, this man was not arrested or detained as there was no physical mark of violence or sign if struggle. An autopay indicated the woman had a rare heart condition that heralded her death.

Medical science says people can die from heart attack during intense orgasm and preexisting heart condition can cause death too during marathon sex.

But trust the accursed Nigeria police to arrest and detain you for months if you're unfortunate enough to find yourself in this kind of situation.

wow. The way and manner we do things in this country.

They should conduct an autopsy on the corpse. Let's not dwell on superstition.

DissTroy:
Jandor attacks Tinubu during a live interview for converting Lagos State Polytechnic premises to TVC, his personal propaganda TV station.
https://www.nairaland.com/7519035/jandor-criticises-lagos-state-converting

Tinubu robbed Lagos blind, converted public properties to his and tried to steal even NEPA which belongs to all of us.

These are the criminal activities this minions hope he'd propagate over Nigeria. MMIA would become Tinubu International Airport. The fictional Nigeria Airways would become Tinubu Airways. This is the fraudulent kleptomaniac Shaqfu and Oasis want to rule over us over better proven alternative who don't steal or convert government properties to theirs.

Sure as death, Tinubu would privatise organisations if he wins but the privatisation would be to him. This much is certain. Thankfully, with BVAS and our PVCs, we'd save Nigeria from his fiefdom.

this is just an accusation. No proof or even fact stated.

If he wants to back his nonsense statement up, he should provide a blueprint of allegation. Period.

DissTroy:
IPOB has denied Simon Ekpa being their member. For over a year now.
Simon Ekpa has been in Norway for years and as at 2016 was adversely against IPOB or cessation till 2019 when he saw the opportunity to drum up support for himself after Kanu was on exile and later incarcerated two years later. Who knew Simon Ekpa until 2019? Why didn't he say so in 2019 when Obi ran?
Emma Powerful is IPOB spokesperson for years and has said Simon Ekpa isn't their member. How can he speak on behalf of IPOB?

You, out of the blues, think you can get me on the defensive? You should have known over the years that attack is what I do.

Shaqfu the shameless, why are a supporting Tinubu:
- The fraudster who wanted to steal NEPA (PHCN) from 200 million people?
- Why are you supporting a man in his 70's even though you campaigned against old men in politics?
- Why do you think a sickly, cognitively him paired braggart should be president?

Answer these questions! These are the core established facts!

ipob denied Ekpa being a member yet Simon Ekpa a known sessesionist who said Ipob was on Autopilot, have said Peter Obi is a member of IPoB. Kindly note, this is the same Peter Obi who have never criticized the activities of IPoB when they started their nonsense sit at home which is currently crippling the economy of the South East and killing south easterners.

DissTroy:
The Heavens forbid that I argue with you. Arguing with you is pointless because it implies that you arrive at any logical sociopolitical conclusion.

When you called Jonathan a thief and enabler of Boko Haram, where was your proof?

When you insisted Jonathan should take responsibility for Chibok girls in Borno bit Buhari shouldn't be blamed for Edi train attack, what was your comparative logic premised on?

Tinubu was documented fraudulently trying to steal the electricity grid architecture of this country for himself and when he was caught, used a tribal rallying cry as defence.
El Rufai mentioned names, places, committees, dates and projects anyone can verify. It was analysed in 2013 and found to be true.
Tinubu had no defense to El Rufai's claims. That's why APC's merger in 2013 is still regarded as a marriage of strange fellows as they banded to get power by any means.

Only an unaware person who doesn't know your tactics of baseless whataboutism would bother edging you on with arguments.

I'm here to drag you across the pages of this thread for your brazen shamelessness and defense of everything vile in our sociopolity. I'm overseeing your walk of shame as you get pelted at intervals by the viewing public.

Calm down Kay. Peter Obi have been fingered by Simon Ekpa as an IPoB member and also sympathizer, what do you have to say because the person you support is a supporter of a terrorist group?

DriveByKiller:
You know many failures abound online. I keep praying to God that Nairaland should not be a reflection of our national intelligence because naija no get hope be that.

The two internet vagabonds are digital rebels who are using nairaland to assuage for the uneventful lives they lead.

It's easy and cheap.

Here is where their childhood dreams take wings and fly. Outside, in the real world, these dude are scared of the next hour

Lmao. Next hour? Many of them are scared of their own shadows.

I remember when you visited Lagos and threw an invite at me to visit where you lodged, voila, I was there. Next when you visited and threw the invite to Nairaland most hated mod, the dude was suddenly in Abuja. I didn't know Nigeria now has a jet that can travel with the speed of light.

DissTroy:
Joe, your Tinubu has been exposed as one rallying with a tribal drivel, a fraudster who wanted to bankrupt the country by scamming us into signing NEPA over to him, and a reckless administrator who almost borrowed Lagos into oblivion.

You have skipped these issues by playing blind to focus on inanities quashed yesterday about beer brands by latching on to Lezz's comments.

It's all a sly move to cover your shameful outing since yesterday in defence of Tinubu and Buhari. I see this for what it is.

You call him fraudster, can you prove he is one?

This was what you said earlier by calling Asiwaju a thief, I asked you for evidence of him being convicted, you dribbled round it and started talking about Osama Bin Laden and Deborah Samuel's killers etc.

DissTroy:
Sly evasion again. You asked for the book, I directed you. You doubted, I posted excerpts of El Rufai exposing Tinubu back in his 2013 memoir for trying to steal from 200 million Nigerians by fraudulently cornering
NEPA as his and playing the tribal card when he was caught. He did this as a sitting governor.

you posted excerpts and I asked you to direct me where I can get the book, what is me evading anything got to do with what you're saying?

No generalised reply. Tinubu borrowed Lagos to the extreme. Lagos hasn't benefited from the humongous borrowings which means the borrowed monies were diverted by him.

That's what thieving fraudsters do and that's the man you are campaigning for to rule us.

how do you know this, do you live in Lagos? It's one thing to live in a state and criticize base on first hand knowledge, and it's another thing to live far off and criticize base on what others say. There's a big difference bro, a big difference.

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Mr Christmas in the SE.

You still have voice after yesterday's shameful show of lies?

Good evening, your lie-ness[/color]

which lies, you mean the one who feeble and empty mind contorted, just so you can show you belong in the gutter of online relevance? Hmmm.

Please, when Nairalanders talk about voice, empty vessels like you should open your eyes and read, so you can learn.

Mr Nigerian Brewery opened a new brand in the South East. The dumbskull didn't even know the brand he speak of have been in existence since before he was even born and he is talking about lies.

DriveByKiller:
that fool you quoted said for every beer of Heineken or Budweiser taken , it is two bottles of Hero or 33 . And I wonder if that fool drikks beer at all. The difference between Hero or 33 and Heineken or Budweiser is 100 Naira.

Also the first time I ever tasted Hero beer was in Lagos Iyana-ikpaja.

Nairaland just keep spawning dimwitted idiots looking for cheap validation

ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.

DissTroy:
It's on GoodReads. Google Books too. Just google "The Accidental Public Servant by El Rufai".
You'd find the incidences I referenced in pages 81 through 84.
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Uncharacteristically, you have played blind to my comments comparing Tinubu and Obi. Today. You realise there's nothing to defend Tinubu for based on the debt profile and campaigning with tribe.

I preempt if you even attempt to answer, you'd go the tribal while ignoring the #817 billion debt despite high IGR, and FAAC allocations.

I didn't realize anything bro. I want to read the book for myself.

As for debt, countries owe debt, not only Nigeria, so it's nothing new. Countries borrow to execute project, it's not new. However what I find repulsive is when such money borrowed isn't used for what it was borrowed for.

DissTroy:
When I mentioned OPC was weaponised during Tinubu's time and held more sway than the police in Lagos on December 31st on this thread, you think I was going overboard? Even MC Oluomo, the Chief State-back Thug, is the 3rd most powerful individual in Lagos politics today.
It's Tinubu, Sanwo Olu and Oluomo. Not even Fashola.


Also, El Rufail mentioned in his memoir "The Accidental Public Servant" that Tinubu fraudulently connived to bankrupt NEPA and own the organisation and acted with late Chief Bola Ige who was Minister of Justice under Obasanjo. Tinubu wanted to steal a federal coy the whole economy and country depends on as his.
He tricked Obasanjo to sign and if not for El Rufai, we'd have grown up shouting "Up BAT!" instead of "Up NEPA" when electricity is restored.

Let any of them deny it, and I'd provide the link. They beloved Obi prevented El Rufai from going to Anambra during elections so they must believe El Rufai's accusations on BAT now too.

As regard the bolded. Can I see an extract from the book? I'll like to know how El Rufai came about the bolded.

DissTroy:
In Lagos. The truth? Shaqfu doesn't really like beer. He prefers ogogoro . Mama Mutiu is his plug; plus he goes there to feel the pulse of the city by arguing with okada riders by 4:30AM.
Ogogoro and roots of any kind. By the time he replies your comment by 6:00AM, he's far gone. Think WizKid's "Manya".

When he's sober, he could be logical. Problem is, one can't exactly predict what time of the day he'd be sober.

Kay ma main man. You're really having fun oh.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Hero beer is hardly seen in Lagos. The bar has to be patronised by mostly SEasterners for them to sell it. Even in Trade fair that i am, many beer sellers do not have it. You are a liar on that, and yes i stand by what I said

Hero is a shiity beer and i agreed with you. So unless you have problems reading or comprehension, i can't remember where i dragged you for calling it shitty

In the SE, Hero is among the top 3 brands. I said SE. All my comments have been centred on the SE. If you want to rate it in the whole country, that is your headache.

Heineken and Budweiser are the most expensive beers in the country. They taste better, but i don't understand what you mean by outclass.

For every bottle of Heineken or Bud that they sell in a bar, someone must have taken two bottles of Life, Goldberg, 33, Hero, Trophy, etc. Anybody going to beer parlours know this

If Heineken was dominating the market in the SE, why will NB create a new brand then?

Stop arguing with your emotions. You know nothing, my guy[/color]

easterners or not, Hero beer is in Lagos. If it's your brand, whoever owns the joint will get it for you. You're only talking about your locale. I used to think like you, until I asked for Hero and Life Lager, and to my surprise, they brought it.

Which new brand did Nigeria Brewery create in the South East? I hope you don't mean Life Lager beer.

Bro I give up. Cheers and enjoy.

DissTroy:
Like that's thw first untarred VILLAGE road in Nigeria.
Anyone who knew you from back then till now knows you pester with needless and baseless questions, and argue only for the sake of it. You never seek to make sense or arrive at a logical conclusion. Just round and round.

Lézz, Créamish, Mîmzzy and others can confirm this. That's why the only time I respond to you during and argument is ONLY to point out your hypocrisy. But seek to have any sort of logical debate with you? Waste of of time.
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By the way, have you stopped getting drunk at Mama Mutiu's shop and staggering into gutters by 11PM?

If I argue purely for the sake of it, how come you and I exchange bitter words during the 2015 election.

You're the one who said it, not me bro, you said it here.

And beside when I started arguing with you, I can't remember the last time I argued with someone here. Care to jog my memory.

At the bolded, yeah right.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You said New year naa..

Have you forgotten that lie too?

Or do you immediately jump into Ifesinachi Transport every 2nd of January?[/color]

Today is 9th January. But I understand, most jobless people still think it's new year.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Remind me the issue i quoted you on...

Just go back to where i quoted you from, and tell me the hole i was poking.

When you tell lies, and can't live up to it, you are mentally compelled to write epistles like this.

I am not trolling you. I am only showing you that most of what you said about Hero beer are lies[/color]

which lie did I tell?

You said Hero lager is hardly seen in Lagos. I told you it is seen, and you say I tell lies.

I said Hero lager is a shitty beer, even in the South East, you say I tell lies, then one ebukamechanic started saying he drank two bottles of bottled piss.

Hero is a shitty beer. If you can't amongst the top beer brands in Nigeria, Hero isn't even top 3. You still say I tell lies.

Even in the South East, Hero doesn't come close to Heineken. Even Budweiser that just came to town outclass, outmark Hero.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Are you still in the SE?

I am in Lagos oh. I have never been to the SE before.

How does it look like ehn? [/color]

Christmas has passed

See why I said you won't understand even if it's chiseled right into your skull?

This is the very reason why some people in Nigeria are hopeless.

Gloriousgbola_ once said he doesn't have issues buying petrol when fuel was scarce, dude went ahead and proved it by posting receipts, but heck, what did some people here do, they left his receipt and started saying this and that.

This is the thing we many Nigerians, when you prove what you say to them, they ignore it and start poking holes... And this are the people who say they want a bitter Nigeria when they can't stick to issues.

I know for certain if Peter Obi wins, this followers of his will form a cult around him and start attacking anybody who criticise him. (They did it with Aisha Yesufu) They will defend him with their last data just because they don't want to own up to their mistake.

izzou:

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[color=royalblue]He used to be a silent reader for a while. I wished he remained that way. Atleast, i could have assumed he was too intelligent to join this thread.

Apart from saying nonsense, he has been topping it up with lies. Lies that don't match the nonsense sef.

I hope he enjoys the SE holidays every year. I am enjoying mine in Iowa currently [/color]

topping it with lies, lies that you didn't bust but call it lies because it soothes your Heroic existence.

DissTroy:
Remember the APC stalwart on Twitter who claimed Innosson Vehicles supplied substandard vehicles to his father just to spite Obi who is credited for boosting Innoson Vehicles? Dude deactivated and has left social media since then since he couldn't prove anything.

Shaqfu has never tasted those beer brands he mentioned. All you have to do is local-search his Joe moniker to the Ashawo thread and you'd realise he has claimed he drinks only certain brands of beer.
Never mentioned the Life and Hero beers he's claiming he drinks now.

He'd kill any brand even remotely associated with Obi to spite him.

The only reason he hasn't claim Odogwu Bitters owned by Obi Cubana is poisonous is because Cubana hasn't openly campaigned for Obi and is rumoured to support Tinubu.

On the contrary, Odogwu Bitters is okay. When I tasted it, I didn't like it at first, but later....

Though I'm more curious why Peter Obi didn't tar the road leading to Obi Cubana mother's village when he was governor. Come to think of it, even Willie Obiano didn't tar it. Hmm. Let's pray Otem will lead Soludo to do the needful.

Ebukacute:
SE okpela.
Imagine " I visit SE for Xmas and New year" as per father land nah

shitty people like shitty things and trust me, shit knows no class.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]When Disstroy drags you, i used to think it was because of an old beef. But now, i understand better.

Hero is a shitty beer and has no ad in the SE because Shaqfu said so.

I hope this helps you sleep soundly tonight.

Chai [/color]

even if it was chiseled right into your skull, you still won't understand.

Hero is a shitty beer, yes Shaq Fu says so.

Trust me, I'll sleep soundly this night, I don't need you hoping, because your hope is as shitty as Hero Lager.

Have fun.

DissTroy:
Shaqfu, the irony that you ended up voting that old Buhari twice in his 70's. And you're campaigning for Tinubu a sickly cognitively-impaired who's even older to be President. The irony!

That was 2013. Things and times have changed.

I sure you're the kind of person who believe the experience a child had when he was 13, is the same experience he has when he is 70.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Anybody in Lagos that visits beer parlours, would know that Olamide is an ambassador for Goldberg

He/She would have also seen Phyno, or Flavour on a Life flyer

But a guy who drinks more than me, spent almost all his holidays in the SE, has not seen Osuofia or Zoro on a Hero flyer in a beer parlour.

You are starting to make a mockery of yourself, my guy.

Like i said...You don't like the beer? Its fine

But coming here to cap lies will make people see you as Otumba Lamba

I hope you enjoyed the SE this holiday, drinking Goldberg and Moore[/color]

A guy who drinks more than you, who visits beer parlours in the South East, who hasn't seen Osofia in Hero flyer, tells you that Hero is a shitty beer, and the guy who sits in his house in Lagos, who thinks Hero is the best beer in the South East, what does that tell you about the guy who sits in his house in Lagos?

I believe you're the one who is making a complete mockery of yourself my guy.

The thing is, I dislike Goldberg more than Hero, yet I know what Goldberg is because of the high level of patronage.

When someone tells you he visited a particular place, the prudent thing to do is investigate if he actually visited those places, you don't debate based on your limited exposure and knowledge.

PS: I've never tasted Goldberg or Moore. See why you're making a complete mockery of yourself.

Have a nice night.

DissTroy:
Joes, where is your conscience?
This was still you criticising Jonathan and attacking anyone who made any excuse for him. But you've been making excuses for Buhari.

Ah ah Kay, weren't the one who said here I admitted Buhari is a failure in 2017? Did I deny it?

My conscience is very intact bro, very.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Anybody can be anything online

I spend most of my Christmas in Texas. Ask Raumdeuter

I spend most of my Easter in UK. Ask nihilistjnr

You are always in the SE for most of the Christmas and New year holding, yet you don't know that Osuofia and Zoro are Hero ambassadors.

Maybe you meant South East Asia[/color]

Anybody can be anything online, yes, this is why those who lie online are always busted. So you're talking nonsense.

I gave specific location in my hood, if I was lying, nihilistjnr and raumdeuter would have called me out.

I didn't know and care to know Osofia is a brand ambassador for Hero lager because Hero lager is a shitty beer, yet I know the brand Ambassador for Goldberg and Life Lager beer. And no, I mean South East Nigeria.

You can not sit in your house in Lagos, and start debating with someone who has traveled this country.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You said it is a shitty beer, and I agreed that it is, because i don't like it too

But when you said it is below the ladder, i had to call you out for such a false statement, and i ensured i gave you facts.

Nigerian Breweries had Star and Gulder brands for decades, but they had to create a new brand, called it LIFE, and signed celebrities of the Eastern extraction so they can compete with Hero.

If this does not tell you that Hero is a force to reckon with in the SE, i don't know what will

While you are here rating it below Moore, a Marketing manager in NBPlc is having sleepless nights because of it.

Just admit you goofed. It wouldn't hurt[/color]

I said it's a shitty beer. You had to call me out with what exactly? Facts? Which facts? Kindly point me to it because i didn't see it.

You told me here not to debate based on the beer brands in the beer parlour I patronize, I asked when was the last time you visited the South East, you ignored the question.

You're debating with someone who spends most of his Christmas and New Year holiday in the South East.

Na WA oh.

DissTroy:
The group responsible for the Edo train attacks and kidnap this week are Fulani Herdsmen. https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/01/08/suspected-herdsmen-attack-train-station-kidnap-passengers-in-edo/

Fulani Herdsmen have been listed by the CIA in the top 4 most dangerous terror groups in the world.

Shameless hypocrite!

the post says "suspected herdsmen". Key word here is suspect bro.

Beremx:
I have not heard any artist singing love songs and say I wanna have sex with you. It's always I wanna make love to you. Having sex is for prostitutes

so what's the difference?

Hehehe.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Suddenly, you have left your false statement of not having brand ambassadors to the size of the person

As Nigerian Breweries signed Pete Edochie, SABMiller should have taken them to court abi?

They shouldn't have looked for another person, right?

If you want to make this stuff look petty, abeg let us rest.
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was that my only argument?

Funny how you now focused on it and carefully avoided all other things I said.

Bro, don't sit in your house in Lagos and tell people who travel the country what is obtainable where they travel to.