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Nairaland General › Re: Rebranded: Sex Olympics in London by ShaqFu: 4:40pm On Feb 06, 2023
Ishilove:
It is rather hard to forget grin
you can say that again.

Though I read from afar how it went down here. I'm sure the parties involved would have moved on, but the internet won't. LoL.

Sometimes I wonder how it all went wrong for Babe and Cougar.
Nairaland General › Re: Rebranded: Sex Olympics in London by ShaqFu: 4:21pm On Feb 06, 2023
Ishilove:
grin grin grin
And you just couldn't forget about it, eh? grin
TV/Movies › Re: BBTitans: I Made So Much Money Using Kayanmata To Attract Senators - Nana by ShaqFu: 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2023
grin
Celebrities › Re: Mum Had 2 Kids Before Marrying My Dad, Then Married Another Man With Her 7 Kids by ShaqFu: 8:24am On Feb 05, 2023
NwekeUG:
Mum Had 2 Kids Before Marrying My Dad, Then Married Another Man With Her 7 Kids - Toyin Lawani Slams Critic

Celebrity fashion designer, Toyin Lawani has slammed a man for saying that 95% of men will never marry a woman who has a child, IGBERETV reports.

Toyin said that many single mothers have men begging to marry them and adopt their kids.

To prove her point, She added that her mother already had two kids before her father married her. Her parents proceeded to have 5 kids together in addition to the 2 her mother came into the marriage with. After her parents' relationship ended, she said her mother still found a man who married her with all 7 of her kids.

She added that a man who loves you genuinely will never think about your baggage. She said the man who made the statement is a "hungry lazy crocodile."

Her Instagram post read;

https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNCoP0s0aS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
the men who married your Mum madam Toyin Lawani, don't have baggages of their own? I'm sure they do, that's why they married your Mum.

What I know is, it's hard to see a single guy without any baggage marry a woman with baggage. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm saying it's hard to see.

The man's family members alone can give him sleepless nights about his decision to marry someone with kids. LoL. 😁
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by ShaqFu: 8:09am On Feb 05, 2023
It's mine for the taking. No time. 😁😁
Fashion › Re: Young Unclad Lady Goes Shopping (Photos) by ShaqFu: 9:53pm On Feb 04, 2023
Well one can say girls like this are the ones who will Fvck Satan as long as they get what they want.

To think she have parents, siblings and relatives boggles the mind. Anyway, I won't be surprise if they don't give a rats penis about what she does for a living, as long as the cheddah keeps coming.

Talk about acute sense of moral depravity. What a shame.
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Threatens Banks Over INEC Materials & Scarcity Of Naira by ShaqFu: 8:37am On Feb 04, 2023
Broveens42:
It's not my fault you don't understand a white man's language. I never blamed you for it, because it isn't our mother tongue. But what you failed to do, was to point out where he said he would attack the banks..
You're still displaying how foolish and senseless you are.

You who speak of understanding the white man's language, don't even understand it, that's why simple comprehension fly over your head. You posted Simon Ekpa's threat and you still can't even under stand it. You're a total waste of space.

"Give them their money or your security will no longer be guaranteed.."

https://www.nairaland.com/7553663/simon-ekpa-threatens-banks-over/2#120613684

So someon telling you security won't be guaranteed isn't threatening you, Mr White Man's language.
Politics › Re: Three Major Shifts In The Presidential Campaign By Farooq A. Kperogi by ShaqFu: 7:24am On Feb 04, 2023
Hmm
Business › Re: Naira Redesign: Buhari Consigns Nigerians To Seven More Days Of Hardship - Punch by ShaqFu: 7:18am On Feb 04, 2023
Things like this would have been resolved easily if we are a serious people. The means by which institutions like the CBN is suppose to use to check the excesses of banks isn't there. This is why we are experiencing this nonsense.

Imagine the president talking about the banks being greedy and the likes, when he should have deployed the agency that is suppose to look into this charade to the banks to monitor them and make sure they comply without letting their greed and selfishness get the best of them.

This is really a shame. It's becoming apparent that even the president and the CBN governor can't do anything to curb the excesses and greed of many Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Need Cash Now – Osinbajo Speaks On Naira Scarcity by ShaqFu: 7:10am On Feb 04, 2023
All talk no action. Emefiele is busy begging Nigerians to be patient while things go out of control.

No fuel, no Naira, no power supply, no security. Everything seem to be going to shit.
Politics › Re: Naira: CBN Begs Nigerians, Vows To Stop POS ‘Extra’ Charges by ShaqFu: 7:02am On Feb 04, 2023
You should have thought about what is going to happen before you started imposing Naira restriction on Nigerians, now it's happening and you're busy begging

This should be a lesson to us all that, whatever institution is saddle with the responsibility of handling anything, they won't be able to handle it. Nigeria is too complex and have too many people for this short staffed institution to manage.

Just imagine how POS operators are having a field day, doing what they like and the CBN can't even do shit about it.

In a sane clime, every POS operator would have been registered so we who is who and who is doing what they're not suppose to be doing. Nonsense.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:09pm On Feb 03, 2023
Gmajor:
So what does the suit do?
protects against gun shots and other form of physical attack.

Remember without the suit the Black Panther can be shot and killed.
Crime › Re: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ogun For Washing His Clothes Instead Of Giving Him Food by ShaqFu: 10:02pm On Feb 03, 2023
Ishilove:
two hands are already occupied with the massive gbola at hand grin
To have and to hold. grin 😁
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Threatens Banks Over INEC Materials & Scarcity Of Naira by ShaqFu:
Broveens42:
No responsible government with good understanding of English language will arrest someone for stating the obvious.. ekpa is just catching Cruze on your poor understanding of the language
I keep saying it... the borrowed language isn't for us, because we are too slow to understand simple lines..
Where in the message did he threaten to attack the bank..?
Kindly examine this message carefully..

... Give them their money or your security will no longer be guaranteed.."
This is a statement of fact...when you hold people's treasure, you can expect resistance from them..

For Igbo people.. imagine this lines..
1. Ndi bank jisi Ike Nye ndi mmadu ego ha, maka na onye aguru bu onye íwé okū

2. Ndi bank Nye ndi mmadu ego, ka anyi ghara í gbuwa uzo , ma meruo ndi öru únu ahú ..


The reason, the number one citizen of Finland wouldn't order for ekpa's arrest is because ekpa was referring to number 1
exactly how foolish and more stupid can you and that Simon Ekpa be? The bolded clearly states the obvious of which ignorant whelps like you can't ever seem to comprehend.
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Threatens Banks Over INEC Materials & Scarcity Of Naira by ShaqFu:
Why haven't the Nigerian government taken serious action against this Simon Groundnut of an individual?

This low budget ass wipe sit abroad and use people who don't even have brains in their skull to perpetuate crimes in Nigeria, what nonsense. Haba! Imagine his audacity.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Selling New Naira Notes. 648 ATM Cards Recovered From Him. by ShaqFu: 5:50pm On Feb 03, 2023
naptu2:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/02/03/cbn-authorises-over-the-counter-payment-of-new-naira-notes/
Ah good. The Efcc should narrow their search to the POS operators and arrest them for extorting Nigerians.

I mean they should be asked if they bought the new naira notes, like so many of them allege, and asked who sold it to them, from their the EFCC can make further arrests...
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 5:43pm On Feb 03, 2023
Legion of Superheroes.
TV/Movies › Re: Linda Ikeji With Cast Of Dark October At The Movie’s Premiere by ShaqFu: 12:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
Na WA oh. I thought the family got a court injunction stopping her from releasing this movie? 🙄
Education › Re: Nekede Poly Furious With Lady Claiming She Graduated With God Help, Private Part by ShaqFu: 11:44am On Feb 01, 2023
Who has access to the video?
Education › Re: “Our Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by ShaqFu: 11:42am On Feb 01, 2023
Very nice. Whoever is advising this girl knows what they're doing. Getting a lawyer is the best thing for her to do.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:54am On Feb 01, 2023
Kaycee7:
Family time
Is thanks giving time. Lol

Kaycee7 took first bite, he says grace. 😁😁😁
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 5:35am On Jan 31, 2023
GloriousGbola:
So.... Squid game before it was Korean
or this movie where they locked all the workers in their office building, install tiny explosives at the back of their heads and ask them to kill each other.

Can't remember the name of the movie. Was a good watch though.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by ShaqFu: 5:21am On Jan 31, 2023
Ishilove:
Are people actually watching this show?? huh
You'd be amazed. First I thought those Telemundo series were awful, then came Zeeworld with their brain depleting series, then from out of nowhere, vroom! Big Brother came and soft porn became the other of the day.
Celebrities › Re: Who Knows The Name Of This Pretty Nairalander Damsel❤ by ShaqFu: 4:49am On Jan 30, 2023
GloriousGbola:
this here.

thank YOU!

sometimes you have aposter you follow and when bb starts you know you are going to have to wade through a lot of stuff you are not interested in for the next month

edit just seeing the topic header grin

]you are bringing all the boys to the yard
here here. Do you care for some milkshake? 😁
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by ShaqFu:
safarigirl:
You that hastily generalised that everyone on Big Brother is having sex, does that not make you dull?
can you show me where I said exclusively that everyone on big brother is having sex?

I was speaking against the generalisation that everyone who goes to NYSC has sex, just as I was speaking against the generalisation that Big Brother Titans participants are having sex, but because you cannot read, or your comprehension is wack, you're interpreting as best your brain can handle.
actually you wrote that I'm the type who go to nysc camp and have sex, yet you forgot to mention what happens to those who are caught having sex in nysc camp.

You're the one that said your wife can sleep with people for 100k first, so, if anyone used expletives it is you.
I'm the one that said you are the type who won't mind having sex on Ikeja Along with the promise of giving 100K. Don't twist my words.

I have never slept with anybody in my life and I am very offended by idiots like you that run to slutshame women because they're sick in the head and see every woman as whichever unfortunate soul allowed them inside them.
oh yeah. We have a virgin. Now how can we know she's a virgin, like a real virgin who doesn't deceive herself that she's a virgin yet, engage in other forms of sex that doesn't involve vaginal penetration? 😁

Once again, yeah right. The internet is full of people like you.

This shit is 2 days old and when I saw that attention seeker dragging us back I rightfully ignored, but there is you, who is also desperate for attention, replying to throw expletives at who?
bla bla bla. Believe me you, you're among the least set of monikers I'll ever want to seek attention from. You no qualify. You no even reach.

You better go back to school, so comprehension will not run away from you next time. If all the women you know sleep with men for money, that's great for you.
All the women I know don't sleep with men for money, wish I could say the same for you. Oh yeah, I don't know you, like who will ever want to know someone who glorify showcasing soft porn on national tv.

Now piss off!.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by ShaqFu:
dominique:
Juicy get fans o, from both countries. At this point I don't know who's stronger between him and Thabang.
let's see how many tha bang he will be banging in that God forsaken house full of inequities. LoL.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by ShaqFu: 8:28pm On Jan 29, 2023
DriveByKiller:
what a sad commentary on the hunan specie
it's not just a shame bro, it's a crime shame. 😧
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by ShaqFu: 8:12pm On Jan 29, 2023
DriveByKiller:
you're wasting digital ink on that Safarigirl.

She is committed to defending every unethical behavior to justify all the bad decisions she's made down the road of her sad life.
I actually wanted to grace her with a reply full of expletives, but decided against it because, anybody who hastily generalize about people having sex on nysc camp and using it as a yardstick to judge whatever mundane things their warped minds contorted, deserve to be ignored.

As if those who have sex on nysc camp and are caught are giving a pat on their shoulders.

That girl is a lost case.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Inducted Into The Rotary Club (Pictures) by ShaqFu: 7:00am On Jan 29, 2023
Nice one, Osho baba himself.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:00am On Jan 29, 2023
SOZINN:
Just patiently waiting for this one.
awesome. Searching is really cool... I expect Missing to live up to expectation. 👍
Politics › Re: Scores Injured As APC, PDP Thugs Clash In Lagos by ShaqFu: 9:49pm On Jan 28, 2023
naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSOaJ19wlG8
That vehicle looks like a pdp branded vehicle.

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