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anyone wana battle me?

as in right now!

Rhymes and Flows- OldSYNC

Presentation and Delivery - Alexpissu

Punchlines - Alexpissu

With that face of yourself u should be the new village masquerade/
u can't make it in rap i let Chiogo do u the Trade/

I don't feel your weak disses like dumbs showing me fingers/ 
Seun please create this slowpoke a forum lets feed him wit gingers/

How u made it to this battle thread cause u's a big Joke/   
No rhymes, no metaphors your lyrics shaking like it got stroke/

If u were trained in shaolin temple u still can't kick my verse/
Need your ass crushed by a train before u spit wise/

Going against me aint safe like u stop hurricane with bare hands/
even if i jack your ass u still be below u better of with rock bands/

Metaphors - Alexpissu

Wordsplay - Alexpissu

Disses - Alexpissu

Content & Relevance - Alexpissu

Humour - Alexpissu

Overall winner - Alexpissu

rock-a-bye-baby*

Recycled flakes, yeah? I'ma crush you lyk i eat cornflakes

You'll come down faster than rock-a-baby when the bough breaks//

OldSYNC, it's most obvious your software's outdated

Upgrade ya is what you need to do or you're slated!//

gp

Idiomati

Oilman, i really don't plan 2 spoil ur day

It's obvious that oil has rigged your brain from the bay//

Lol, Chi, that's what we talkin bout. Give em girl venom!

@eldoublo, you got your ass kicked by two girls in a row. Do you still battlin is your prowess?

Lol

Not*

Bolaji, how long you're gon carry on being broke?

You ain't a bloke, no when you can't afford a bottle of coke!//

done

I've got a plate full 4 now

Sharn06 VS Eldoublo -- dunno the fate yet, mite need anoda verse
Sharn06 VS Afrocynic -- she's spent lyk 3 weeks get her pre-written together and stil hasn't surfaced
Jessicalb VS Sharn06 -- we're still on it
Sharn06 VS Spottie -- he ain't in yet
Ganjamind VS Sharn06 -- that was just arranged in the wee hours of this morning

Maybe when I'm done, I'm whoop his old, rusted balls

nextbeatz:
@bolabitch
::u are such a sucka for gurlz::
::For Christ-sake she is a kids::
::gee man put your pant on or go f**k a hornet hole::
::Sup sharn? is the nigga wit a base ball stick::
HOLLLaaa

HI.
Erm, have you realized there is actually a spell checker on Nairaland?
If u can't be bothered to type comprehensible lingo, pls spear us all from brain racking
God Bless

@Bolaji,

The guy's got nice rhymes and good potentials tho

OK u asked 4 freestyle, here goes nuffin, i'ma show u how i unwind
I masked 4 them paps cuz after they find me out, they'd wish 2 rewind//

I aint 4 that tho, better things on me mind
I don't know how to say em tho, u know somthings stay better undefined//

I have noticed many zips are either closed
or agape, i'ma not menttion names, they'll explode//

Do I seem to make a meaning?, it luks the hell lyk I'm yanking codes
I'ma come back when my inner mind brings a flood it invoked//

My situation without a solution, my catch 22
No weapons are for me, but my tongue, and he who//

Pledges allegiance, must never break free
Stay within my cage, feel my rage and connect with the agony//

I am a weapon’s specialist, don’t ask why
My role in the coup-d’etats in this world, I despise//

This poetry that unveils the lyrical mastery
Of this soul, baring the contents and the injury//

Caused by those who fabricate my woes, believe
To all my enemies, there will never be a reprieve//

I am ridiculed and despised, by guys who think they are wise
Ridiculing my mastery of the lingua pura, my terror survives//

Secret societies never hear of he, who controls masteries
Of power unleashed, repeated for the world to see//

The black rider, attempts to fight the tide, of unreality
I am the lone knight, surrounded by those who are unworthy

You wish!

lol @ WhatWouldJessicaDo

I think I'd just drop sumn,

OK READY B>.>>, >>>,

I'm so stuck up u said, but u should guess what got me there
I'm so ill that everyone of my lines gives u the mid finger in the air//

Like Chi, said, u is but a little sis, no there's no diss for you
I can't afford to spend money on so much tissue, I gast better issues//

This is another doormat to my collection, so i'd barely tread upon it
I've got the 8th note in Music like Freefonix, I'm bred hydraulic//

I'm censorin ma lines, Jess, you don't want Mum catchin u readin em stuffs
And If I overdiss, it'll be an own goal, I'll still bear your brunt//

See, get this, i only spit what my inner mind tellz
and thatz why i alwayz got Barz like a Prison Cell//

oh! Lil Jess been staying on tip-toes to reach me
Warn her, I'm asleep, in my wake, i'm got all PG laws a-breeching//

She's all screeching now, realise I'm not using no punches or nuthin
I'm real cranking now, it's crunchy nuts or bungy jumpin//

Try your best but to floor me? na-ha, ain't no way,:p Jessica
EVeryone advise this girl or I'ma N Dubz* makin jest of her//





*  meaning in context: end up makin jest of her like a hook in one of N Dubz song goes

Dead man just woke up a dead thread

Don't be silly, you just woke it up.

Nah, you're too good to be a quitter

I'm goin on 17 this month, so I ain't old

Yh yh, we're still battlin. And btw, you was like nobody liked it. I was the only voter as @ then so you shouldn't be too quick to judge. Don't get me wrong, I liked your lines but you've gotta come harder

Lol

Oh Me Gosh!, get a room!

Oh Me Gosh!, get a room!

How did you know?

How did you know?

If u keep up with bitchin, I'ma just have to ignore you