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YuzedoII: Finally, i can throw a phone in the Swimming pool in our Mansion and use my other iPhone 5s to dial it. See if it rings....
ALWAYS wanted to try that....

Yes NL babes, we have a mansion and a pool... And i have iPad too! PM me...

hahahahaha!! Audience intended

*cLassic*

This is cLassic!!!

i Love the uniqueness with idibia's mate Most

tiwa tiwa. . .who fyn pass 4 tiwa and aLaddin sweethrt sef

Dah asa own nO geL jhOr,e no even sweet at all
,c as una spoiL am

Mr O.Bo.O

mehn jaren fugLy Nobi smaLL,c as fiona fresh 4 Hin side. . . but i Like

did i mentIon how cLassic this is aLready??

Buh i still wan see ikechukwu own sha

Mtchew,ode ni bobO yi sha,mumu!!

I hate people that resort to suicide as the Last thing.weakness!! ...peak!

EspeciaLLy something that The worLd doesn't revoLve around!


If anything i feel sorry for the girl,see what ppL go dey Label am as Now?! Abi Na bY 4ce 2 Lurf?
But then again,there are chances she doesn't Give tWo fuRcks!

The way some people take dey reasOn sef dey surprise me!!!

So the Only sole reason this statistic should not be accepted is because it doesn't favour you!
So if your state was stated as the "richest" would that automatically eLevate your own status and make you rich?? Weakness...peak!

and i saw someone pointing something about world baNk,this shows that even after a century the whites are stILL right their in you brain,In contrOL,how will your country move forward if ur stiLL looking up to the white without question and hurriedLy throw something from your own country to the bin because it doesn't favour you,once again. .weakness!!

Hehe . . .haters wiLL just argue and die Like that for ntn

1000 ways to die;Die of frustration from hating messi

and he's just 25!!!!

Most of the fmr worLd best/greats Got their peaks at 27/28/29 (Not cLose 2 wHat messi has Btw) . . Therefore,i don't thinK this is messi's peak yet,He's onLy just rising. . .and haters can die with that thoUght


and BTW i thinK the EPL is the most entertaining League,But La-LigA,Liga is definity the One with More quaLity and taLent,its Not even arguabLe!!

Just because basicaLLy 2/3 teams have been reaLLy exceptionaL doesnt make the other teams Less Good,infact Liga teams have to be among the strongests,Barca and madrid are just simPLy exeptionaL

for instance,wouLd u say Other Players in the worLd are trash just because messi and Ron are presentlY dominatIn

SincereLy i have ntn against ronaldo,but the way some of his fans reason from their yanshes jst because of hate is simpLy irritatIng!!!!


How can someone shun 24m(minus Extras) compared to the 13m he receives at barca(11M diffeence) just because "He's scared"!!! I mean How sillY can you get,shouLdnt ur brain tell you there has to be a very great reason behind that other than...!! Check out the history of messi,How he started and educate urseLf


why can't you say the same thing of giggs,terry,maldini,gerrard,xavi and co,who started and practically ended their carreers at oNe cLub


if you feel ronaLdo is better than messi,at Least Place a very GOod argument,other than this "he has iniesta and xavI"
"without barca he's Ntn"
. . .which is totally void of sense
very siLLY argument and shows How idiotic some ppL can Get!!


RonaLdo is a reaLLy great pLayer who wouLd have been the worLd best 4 6yrs+ Prolly if BarceLona had Not done what they did for him(messi)

Na thread be This??

this write-up is sOmehOw!!

The smart gUy depicted here is kinda Like those smart Nice Nerds!!

There's a difference btwn Nice mumu gUy and Nice sharp gUy

and its very very wrong to say Nice gUys are "Not ReaL" !!Infact if anything, its actually harder to feign being Nice dan 2 form "badness"

Nice gUys are all The Fun attributed to bad gUys Plus being Nice when reasonABle and LogicaL,No be d mumu kind oh. . .The "Nice" Kind of Nice!

And besides,your bad gUy attitude is just Like youth!! If u get mY drift!

KnowAll: Wrong Analysis I thought Dangote's wealth is 160 Billion Naira. Dangote's wealth is actually 160 Billion x 13 = $13 Billion dollars. No Governor can be rich as Dangote, they would have to steal $1.5 BILLION Annually and that is not possible. But a motley crew like Tinunbu and his cohorts can supercede that becos they operate like a Mafia unlike the South-South Governors who are soloist.

sorry I misd this . . . But maybe i shud tinubu and company(combined) it wud seem feasibLe too!!

KnowAll: [@shaw007][/b]-


If as mentioned in the other thread about the "wonders going on in Akwa Ibom State", it was hinted by one of the contributors that AK State gets N11.6 billion Naira every month as 13% derivatives, plus another N2.6 Billion as statutory fund, not talking of how much the state generates internally, and also not mentioning the LG funds which the Governor's also have access to.

It would not be inconceivable to think a greedy Governor who wants to be d richest man pocketing the whole 11.6 billion. If we do the maths 11.6 x 12 = will just be short of N144 billion a year, and they have 8 years to go. Just in one year, a greedy South-South Governor would have almost dusted Dangote's wealth of (160 billion). So it means if they steal just halff of the Derivatives over a 8 year period they would still dust Dangote's wealth. At the end of their tenure just stealing half of the fund would be N5 Billion X 12 = N60 Billion a year X 8 = N240 Billion!!

This analysis is scary, I hope those South-South Governor's are not as greedy as mentioned above !!!

LOL!! U read My post hurriedLy,dangote's asset is not N160billion its 160billion x 13=2 080 000 000 000(2triLLIOn)

so even if the gov rakes 140 billion in 8yrs,which is very very impossibLe,he's still got ntn on dangote

i stILL maintain my stand,The onLy peoPle that can(cud av) be richer than dangote are ibb,obj,danjuma,abacha,buhari,abubakar. . .

I don't thinK so,the Ones that I'm sure that shouLd be richer than dangote are IBB,abacha(FamiLy) ,obasanjO,danjuma,and maybe buhari

see a pattern??
MILItary Leaders,these are peopLe that ruLed in an era where they couLd have Looted IN Large zeroes without question,InvestigatIon and without sharing

Democracy these days have made that Less easier,the "Now" poLiticians can rob the country to fat their purses ONLY when money comes their way,definiteLy Not cLOSE 2 THE TUNE of about 13BILLION dollars(thats 160bILLIOn Naira In 13 folds)--dangote's asset--

And most definiteLy nOt up to what The military undissipated sole ruLers cud av gOtten

tiwa's prettY init. . .No doUbt! But the dress!!! Well the dress!!

Dunno how 2 put this but it LOoks undOne(4 Lack of better word)

FaiLure . . .that is My greatest fear,and that is what keeps pushIng me. . .fEar of being seen as a faiLure!

Anything eLse is scaRed Of me!

ogbeche77: This one na beer palour gossip for phd level.. Haba, they no even wait make dem first bury the girl

phd ghini?? . . . For professorshIp LeveL!! Emeritus

martyns303: poster didnt depict him right, he's far from being a superman.

i Don'T thinK its superman,there's no cape.Looks mOre Like zorro

quite funny if u compare both thO
cos zorro was The saviour of spain(or mexicO)
so GEJ. . .Naija's savIour

if I'm Not wrOng!

Knowledge9000: Typical yoruba. By their fruits you shall know them.

No sir I'm Edo,and there was actually Nothing sinister about that post,i was truLy happy and apprasing Prof Iwu!

Just Look beyond the tribaLism man,I'm not --besides,I'm NeutraL!

I remember when this Nigerian Electrical engineer was made VC in ILLinois,the Ondo gUy.
and someone was saying he shouLd be brought back 2 Naija 2 head that sector here,

. . .i thinK we'v seen enough from Iwu,okonjo,bankoLe and sanusi who were all drafted back!

And its just best that they stay there and Let their smartness be miLked by people who vaLue them,instead of them being brought back here and converted to corrupt poLiticains that they were not from the start!

ThanK God Oh!!! So its true our brothers can do better than Kidnapping,rituaLs,yahOo-ing and all sorts. . .That's great,reallY gr8!!!

A GOod breaK!

lacasa:

Nawa Oo.. i can spot a 'jjc' moderator in d house

Na so me sef see am oh!!!!

wud av preferred someone else tho,a neutraL!

I cant even start On how terribLe it is!!!

1st,foremost and most importantLy,its frieggIng annoying!!!!
No one sees things from the maLe perspective,i'm always wrong and ders no big bro 2 back me Up

Not 2 mention,clothes!! Sistas share cLothes sometimes and it just hurts i cant do the same

No one to fight with!!
No one to rasie arguments about soccer and politics with
No one to pLan mischievious acts and get in troubLe with
No one 2 pLay video games with
No one to share the story of the New girL across with

its just horribLe,horribLe!!
One of the reasons i hate going back Home after breaks


but LOok at the bright side(and a very tiny one it is) I'v always been different!! And i Like different,
mum always says "u'v always been different from the womb"

I Like.......

BuT its stiLL horribLe!!!

And did mention i was the Last born??(yeah,even worse)

Vicker stunning as sLways,,,his wife(coughs)!

Yvonne weavOn,LOoks more gaunt than i remember . . . Nice dress tho


"i Like Naida buhari,cos she no dey drinK Garri, 'ts not ma fauLt you knw. . ."

odd KOFILic pose. . .he Looks kinda cute tho In an OLd fashioned way . . .with the smiLe ,but so Not not a fan of red suits,urghhh!!
**but the man bLaCk Oh!!!**



N:B The shOw/awards LOoks reaLLY boring thouGH!!

pDude: Na this same naija set go soon scatter, na him person dey build castle for so? Good.

He try. Ask Saddam Hussein what happened to all his palaces.

egbOn mi. . .abeg just stOp and appreciate the GOod things Of Life. . .this Life is too short,chOp Life b4 Life(death) comes to chop you

and besides,Given How rich Adenuga is,this "estate" is beLow grade!

Jellita: Only one. . . blessed are the 'barren'! For they shall inherit the blokos of the 'HOLY GHOST' like the VaJin Maria!
Mu che che che che che che
Time to pooooooooose in a 'london hospital' with 'hospital gown' for 'fertility proof' . . . or die like "Perv"!. . . crippled womb!

Mr/Mrs calloti. . .u dan dey madt 2013!!

Na whicH Kyne mumU ppL fuLL this thread so?? Lol

cute pix maYne!

Mtcheww. . .pathetic My Black a*ss

awon Ode oponU,fOoLs

u wanna Be coOL on facebOoK??. . .#cLick..Bam!!

Now we cooL!!

I saw this in a movie--tho its kinda rough and re-written. . . .

"PeoPLe that are scared to go Far and cross the Limits will Never know how far they could have Gotten"

Teenage Money: Olodo.... B4 wetin hi tink say he dey go do Na to go look

timilehin007: i swear na u mad pass

_pop quiz_:

1)is he officially still with p-square or not?

2)as fast as the news spread,if u were May-d would you still expect an organizer to incLude you as part of your OLd crew??

3)does May-d have tracks before or after jOining The sqaure crew??

Answer this question devoid of bigotry and cLouded judgements PLs!!

Teenage Money: Na U foolish Pass.... Hw He No go Know He Be Dondi

If u actually read the post, they were all in the same flight...

ode wo Leleyi

So because they were on the same fLight They were chatting right

PPL that were not even on Talking terms

So if don-jazzy and d'banj get on d same flight to a show Now ,they'll be going as mo-hits??

Mtcheww,i dnt knw where dey been dey carry all dz high schooL chiLdren come?? Seriously!!!

But i still cannot comprehend How duLL,FOOL-ish and Unthinking some people(that is if they are actually humans) can Get . . .did you see anywhere in the post it was said that May-d was begging to be incLuded in the show Much Less their song!!!



He did not even Know that he was going there as part of the p'square crew,a mistake which naturally wouLd be on the Neck of the organizers



And Now that said,since it was their(p'sqaure's) song,and we do not have any idea about the circumstances of their break-up(which would be a Lot more important than we think,Given some thoughts)
we very much cannot justify or downpLay what they did.....

But one thing i know for sure,ActIOn and reaction are constantLy reLative,an action mereLy brings into actualization of what is meant to be.

and all these Mr.may-d is facing might just be for the greater GOod,God knows best man. . .God knOws best!!!

1-1? Stunned. . .sincereLy i thought we'd Lose,Glad My thoughts were thrash!!

cOngratULationS super chickens!!

And bring me(us) that shining cup from thE south