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CrimeRe: Prisoner Caught Hiding Cellphone In His Rectum by Shaw007(m): 9:47am On Feb 10, 2013
All that troubLe,pLan,Pain and brainwork Got crashed by something as simPLe as a click of a button . . .a phone call!

I'LL just kill the caller when i eventually get out of prisongrin
SportsRe: Burkina Faso Deserves To Win AFCON – Ghana 's Wakaso by Shaw007(m): 9:41am On Feb 10, 2013
May Una chiLL nah . . . He voiced his opinion,No need to kiLL him aLready . . .u know a fooL will always be hanged by his own words,
see him speaking out of sentiments . . . I'm sure he's saying this because they got defeated by faso . . .
I wonder what he wouLd av said before facing maLi

Infact forget the fact that I'm Nigerian right Now,
Nigeria presented the best team In this Tournament!! And I'm sure wakaso knows this but still choses to be bLindLy Anti-Nigeria

Bottom Line--Nigeria finished winners,Ghana didn'T . . .#Lobatan az In ---END OF STORY!!!
SportsRe: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by Shaw007(m): 9:05pm On Feb 09, 2013
bedford101: [size=18pt]eyyyha so finally nothin for Ghana, after all their boasting[/size] cheesy
bRos which One u dey toK na . . . ShebI den carrY 4TH,,,, abi No be something?gringrin
Christianity EtcRe: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by Shaw007(m): 4:52pm On Jan 28, 2013
Trust me . . . U don't just twist ur Limbs in a regular fashion if ur burning In fire. . .

. . .its more Like rolling viciously on the floor and making irregular movements,amidst writhing in pain,burning in fire is not pretty at all Mr.Man!!


My conclusion:its either the OP is having a really sLow and boring day,or he's just plain deluded/brainwashed and does not know what he's saying
PhonesRe: Is Airtel Now The Worst Network For Browsing? by Shaw007(m): 8:40am On Jan 28, 2013
Airtel and mtn in benin are terrible,I'm cLose to oLuku too,in Ugbowo
PhonesRe: Nokia's Symbian Is Officially Dead...!!! by Shaw007(m): 8:25am On Jan 25, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]I rep nokia 3310 grin




Stop balling,nobody gets tired of using iPhone except you are using a chinese version.[/quote]i thought i was the onLy one thinKing this Oh . . . How can One possibLy get tired of an iphone??
UnLess u sincereLy only want to try something New,i dnt think u can get tired!
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Shaw007(m): 9:18pm On Jan 21, 2013
May anybody no come dey bLame ref here Oh!. . .Nigeria don pass that Level of ref bLaming,Na 2day ref dey biase . . .

Very useLess combination of pLayers,Kai!!!
Infact ehn . .if i ever watch Naija onething onething for dis cup again ehn?? May una carry my eye comOt!!
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Shaw007(m): 7:49pm On Jan 21, 2013
Mehn mIkeL surprise me sha. . .GOod boy!!! cool
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Shaw007(m): 7:46pm On Jan 21, 2013
This ref na bastard Oh!!

Yobo sef dey pLay spoiL!
EducationRe: Would You Study The Same Course Again? by Shaw007(m): 5:40am On Jan 20, 2013
Iaz93: Geology, over and over again! I fuccking love it! May be in a diff country!
hmm . . Now that i thinK of it. . .GEoLogy wouLd even be sweeter in a diff country!!
EducationRe: Would You Study The Same Course Again? by Shaw007(m): 5:29am On Jan 20, 2013
hiroz: Yes oh.geology again and again and again.i fell in love with d study of d earth wen i was a kid so i cant see myself doing anything else.i do have a soft spot for psyhcology sha cus i love to understand why pple do what they do
its always GOod for GeoLogists to actuaLLy Love the course and not for any other reason,they go incredibLblY far!!! 1 Love

same GeoLogy!! Same Uniben!! . . .over and 10times over!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Sociedad Defeats Barcelona 3 - 2 On 19th January 2013 by Shaw007(m): 8:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
Any other team(incLuding madrid) gets fLogged on normaL grounds,its nothing . . .
barceLona get fLogged (prolly cos of the card) it becomes "breaking News"

funny . . .
HealthRe: Do You Know Your HIV Status? by Shaw007(m):
Afam4eva: Last time i checked i was negative. But i nearly burst open the head of the doctor because i never asked them to conduct a HIV test on me. Neither did i pay for it.

Here's how it ensued:

Doctor: We have to conduct a Malaria and Typhoid test to ascertain if you have any in your body

Me: Ok

He writes some gibberish on a paper and asks me to take it to the lab.

I went to the lab and my blood was taken and when the result was taken, i was asked to take it to the doctor to interpret it for me.


Doctor: From the test results, you have Typhoid and malaria.

Me: Ok Doctor.

Doctor: And for the HIV test...

Me: HIV wetin? I didn't pay for that.

Doctor: We offer HIV tests free to all patients.

Me: What sort of rubbish is that. How can you conduct a test i did not ask for. This is an invasion of privacy bla bla bla.

Doctor: **In my mind i had already broken his head with bottle before he said**- The result is negative

Me: Ohh ok
haha. . .Laf wan kill me die!!!

Tho its reaLLy GOod to check sha,because,if peradventure one is Positive,u can quickLy keep it in check b4 it goes on overdrive and becomes unstoppabLe,cos i remember when i was waiting for mine and a man's virus Level had gotten to undetectabLe leveLs(so they said)
PoliticsRe: Patience Fakabelema Jonathan: 15 Things You Did Not Know About Her by Shaw007(m): 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]The fact that she can't speak the official language of her nation speaks volumes of her. My parents were both born and raised in Nigeria and speak English, Igbo, and a third language. My father still speaks some Hausa and my mother speaks Yoruba. I'm tired of the countless excuses people keep fabricating to justify their mediocrity in linguistics. If I'm raised in the US and can speak basic Igbo, then there's absolutely no reason why someone born and raised in Nigeria, an English speaking nation, with her numerous degrees should be butchering basic English by saying "The senators before you were once a children" and bombers are "making some children a widow". Unacceptable.[/size]
okay fine ,she cannot speak EngLish as shouLd!!

But i stILL maintain My stand that anywhere,anypLace!! Linguistics and diction are Not yardsticks for intelligence,saying she has No brains because she can't speak fLuent engLish is nonsense!

Heck,albert einstein had probLems communicating socially,and this is the same man most of his works are out of this worLd

so you reaLLy don't have a point indirectLY calling her brainLes!!
PoliticsRe: Patience Fakabelema Jonathan: 15 Things You Did Not Know About Her by Shaw007(m): 9:49am On Jan 09, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Spare us. You know fully well that getting ahead in Nigeria has nothing to do with brains and everything to do with money, politricking, and, in the case of her and her husband, LUCK. If Nigeria was a normal country, she would not be where she is.[/size]
this is bLunt rubbish!! Ur not making any point.
Who says you don't need brains, , ,where the president has a phd,or is that soLelY on Luck??

And the way u put it as if she's totally undeserved of that position!

She Got married!! SimPLe,that's all she had to do,get married,
i didnt know the person you marry depends on your brains and degrees
.
. . .and besides,just because she speaks terribLe engLish doesn't mean she's not smart in her own respect and fieLd!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigeria Will Break In 2015 If… by Shaw007(m): 8:06am On Jan 09, 2013
Shaw007: Is he issuing a threat or what,cause that sounds threatning!!
So according to him,for the coming eLections to be free and fair,he has to win,if he doesn't win,authomatically it wasn't fair,
reaLLy??
i take this bacK,fake story, , ,Op has to be high on something,mtchew!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigeria Will Break In 2015 If… by Shaw007(m): 8:02am On Jan 09, 2013
Is he issuing a threat or what,cause that sounds threatning!!
So according to him,for the coming eLections to be free and fair,he has to win,if he doesn't win,authomatically it wasn't fair,
reaLLy??
HealthRe: Uniben Professor Discovers Cure For HIV/AIDS by Shaw007(m): 6:53pm On Jan 08, 2013
Arosa: If Nigeria can find a cure for AIDS/HIV, it must come from Edo state. No surprise there. cool
LOL!!! Ediotgrin

Not heard anything Like that here Oh!!
Maybe because I'm nt in d school of medicine tho!
But i knw Uniben's med skuL has 2 be one of the best,if its Not the best

if onLy the government can fund this research and just be independent for once!!

#GreatunibeN
#ProudLYUniben cool
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Or Davido. Who Is Your Favourite ? by Shaw007(m): 11:06am On Jan 08, 2013
Wiz-d-Kid cool
PhonesRe: Sony Unveils Waterproof Xperia Z Phone by Shaw007(m): 10:53am On Jan 08, 2013
Sweet!!
Scuba diving with earpiece pLugged cool

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