₦airaland Forum

localboy: guess the person is a product of one university in Edo state

which university? E-diot. . .i wont be surprised if ur stILL writing jamb 5times runnIng. . .

Not 2 be biase here(4 d very few dat know my meaning) I Love azOntO!!!

GUy LOck-up Oh . . .gone are d days i used 2 hate naija movies with passion!! But dz days,i'm Loving 'em with figurine ,last fLight,MIRROR BOY etc . . .and d actors have upgraded,even genie sef no wan gree . . .even if they arnt d best they av 2 be one Of . . .

In terms of series tho, , ,i Love south africa with scandal,jacobs cross(which is even part Nigerian) . . .

And once in awhile too,others(kenya,egypt,ehthiopia ,gambia) drop kiLLing onez tOo . . .

OveraLL. . .NOLLywood is reaLLy improving and I'm Loving et

**caught up with present** Mehn just Like #80MILLION wud say


**speechLess**

Kudos 2 virtuous,surverprof,onatisi and co

coNgrats 2 don 4 his guts

ann i hope the other victims get justice TOo

Hmm . . .what a THREAD!!! I repeat . . .WHAT A THREAD!!!

I'v taken d patience 2 read thru each page of this forever epic thriLLer(On page 9,season 1) and so far. . .THe GALLANT OP,Mr.surveyprof,onatisi and d oda members of the NFBI(nairaLand federal bureau of investigation) and FSS(forum security service) have been all but fabuLous . . .


i wonder what apns if mr chibuzor dznt refund tiLL friday in dis epic movie. . .The suspense!!


**resumes MOvie** , , ,#season 1 finalE,page 10**

[quote author=Intrepid!] Mr Blackface defender/keeper of JAMB records..[/quote]u just cracked abOu 5 of mY ribs

keeper of jamb records. . .i dan die

Hehehe . . .uncLe rickY abeg bikO . . No too open deir nyansh,abeg

@safari & pro . . .great men are always the ones that take risks. . .if he's trying to do what No One else has done b4,Let him be . . .wiLL it take ur wraps of akpu 4rm ur tabLe if it dznt work out?? . . .

D'banj abehgI!! Ride On ntie,ur head dey

and p:s who made dat beat. . .I Love it . . . j.sleek??

amosy007: i woulda agree with this if its coming from someone else .... the funniest part .. people like u claim not to be hating on dbanj yet u cant leave ur comment and go... u just take it upon urself to bring dbanj down ( who jah bless, no man curse ... even the psquare that u are shouting, (after the remix of their old song with rickross, any thing new from them? even the alongo abi wey dem release na wash ...

my brother u get time OH!! U dey mind dose Ones?? . . .so he shud be stagnant with onLy one genre with the rest of his Life abi?? If usain bOlt says he has conquered everytin with athLetics and want 2 try out soccer, , ,they wiLL also teLL him 2 "stOP experimenting"

enemies of progress!!

dejustice: Yes! It true.

Viole avec le comasma tomasi tape tug la stout aluu D'banj c'est Mon avec etigi Les nigeria kul numero uno azonto.

whosai?

[quote author=cnn_olofofo]can SEGUN ARINZE become BRAT PITT? #JUSTASKING# [/quote]or can jonathan become obama

HaHahaha . . .In psy's vOice

"Oppan gangnam stYle,ohm ho oh ,oppan gangnam styLe . . .heeeeeyyyy....sexY Layday"

GOod 4 him man,GOod 4 hIm . . .a LoveLy record . . . Jb shud be haPPy 4 him 2

meanwhIle,op . . .the day is nOt yet over,dnt be so quick 2 concLude

Abrantie: It's funny to you because it's true!

A lot of Nigerian criminals used to operate with Ghana passports. I'm not so sure about now due to passports going biometric. On several occasions, Ghana embassy officials would be summoned to identify these people in prison only to find they can't speak a single Ghanaian language, but could speak English with heavy Nigerian accent..lol .

Nigerians also used to acquire Ghana passports to travel back to the US after being deported.

**i Like dis one,he's funny**

c how desperate u sound 2 prove a Lie . . .,Ghana man,he's not even "sure about nOw". . .caLM down my friend,dnt Let the frustratIOn and desperatIOn get 2 ur head,i dnt argue about beer parLour taLK, , ,taLK 2 me when u get proof. . .meanwhILe, , ,u can keeP on hatIng

[quote author=mosun_ade]when some travels from Imo to Calabar and shows pictures of roads, chickens and rooftops, you people will never write him off. Why writing the OP off? because its Ghana?[/quote]no i don't thinK so . . .
its simplY beLow all d hype and noise . . .if u ask me,The Nigerians dat go there are simPly d ones dat cudnt make it in2 any institution in Nigeria the normaL way, , ,so they had 2 resort 2 what they cud grab

Like i said,the pictures are not bad,jst beLow expectation

emekatimsu: kini big deal

Oma yamI Lenu O!!

Abrantie: A lot of those "Ghanaians" in foreign jails, especially in Asia, are actually Nigerians with Ghana passports.

LmfaOoo,Ghana man . . .made my day,dat is some funnY sh*it

jst 4 kicKs . . .Pls teLL me u know how utterlY stew-pid u sound

And Pls and PLs . .go easy on the name caLLing. . .u'LL develOP high bp soon enof, , ,its d harsh season,remember??

Phew . . . Dissapointing,i have to say tho . . .reading your post(s),i actuaLLy miss the GOod oLd days,where some things u say(said) were even arguabLe . . .


Now aLL you just do is rant and rant and drop in Lies here and there 2 suit ur complexes . . .

so the DRY weather is not onLy affecting ur skin,boring MEN, , ,ur women are reaLLy trying . . .

4rm d way the you-Know-who'z portray themselves here . .u wud actuaLLy expect better,not particuLarlY dissapointing tho,its stiLL cOoL

But my Uniben is much much better than this

obadiah777: IBB. AT LEAST OBJ IS FEEDING NAIJA. I HEAR HE PRODUCES MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF EGGS DAILY FROM HIS FARM. IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE HE HAS FED

plus the communicatIons thing he did,tho someone else wud av,eventuaLLy,but stIL . . .

AprOkO nig Ltd , , ,cnt staY out

Havilah93: ...and what do local stations have to offer ooo?

LOVELy questIon,i'v been LOoking 4 a right way 2 put it . . .

Una neva even assess the phOne ,u dan concLude say e nor gOod . . .it is wah Oh,

this phone might just compete with the iphone5,who knws

keep yo fingers crossed PpL

Hehe . . .imagIne sLeeping off 2day and wakiNg up in a pitch darK place,with some hOoded daRk figure in d distance


**U dan die twice be dat**

ihedioramma: PLS STOP ALL THIS PLAY. LET US UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD AND RD, OUR BIBLE AND STOP FROM OUR SIN'S AND LIVE GOOD LIFE . IF YOU ARE RDING YOUR BIBLE YOU WILL SE THAT THE BIBLE HAS TOLD US HOW THE WORLD WILL END THINGS THAT WILL HAPPN , AND WHAT WE HAVE TO DO AT THAT TIME AS CHILD OF GOD. MY BROTHERS LET US STOP FROM OUR SIN'S AND DO WHAT JESUS WANT FROM US . THE WORLD WILL END ONE DAY AND NOT TODAY, THINK THE DAY THE WORLD WILL END WERE WILL BE? FOR JESUS AND FATHER OR ? ARE YOU DOING GOD'S WILL ?

nawaa Oh . . .does reLigion 4bid you 4rm a gOod sense of humour??

I recommend two doses of sLap **every 3hrs(in extreme cases) . . .subconsciousLy he'LL stOp snoring . . .trust me,it worKs

greatgod2012: From experience, snoring has to do with tiredness and position of sleeping, anytime im so tired or i sleep lying with my back, i will definately snore, so, i will recomend what my hubby usually do when i snore..........the day i snore, he will wake me up and ask me to sleep and lie with my side, it has always worked, u too can try it, love conquers all, apart from waking me up to ask me to change my sleeping position, he never complain about it, only when he want to crack jokes, e.g, when im being too busy, he can say, stop overworking yourself o,because when you are so tired, u snores.....blah blah blah.
May God help us all.
Btw, im not a heavy snorer o, let nobody shout on me o.
P. S........i dont think snorers know that they snore until they are told, like my own case, i dont know i snore until im told.

Lock-up Oh . . . My guy can sLeep on d best bed/position in d worLd,and he'LL stILL snore

person wey go snore go snore

And another one has just proved the thesis that ghanaians are bIg fat Liars . . .nOt that I'm surprised tho!

**keep it roLLing**

torgbe: nsawam is just 1 of the numerous prisons in Ghana and we have abt 200 nigerian prisoners.smh. In kpando they refer to that prison as alata-a term used to refer to nigerians in Ghana- prison. Nigerians constitute abt 85% of the prisoners there.by this estimation as per the statistics and regarding the number of prisons in Ghana we can say about 3000 nigerians will be behind the bars during the yuletide in Ghana. Sorry 4 9ja. Smh

. The majority (182) of the roughly 200 Nigerians in Ghana’s jail houses are inmates at the Medium Security Prison in Nsawam, but “a few others are in detention elsewhere across the country”

so who is the Liar here?? You,Mr.torgbe or ur authorities who work with figures other than stipuLates . . . smh 4 you man!!

This government is reaLLy funny . . .ther always trying 2 do what shud be done Last first and then try 2 finish it with what shud be the 1st step


i.e . . .wiping ur ass b4 u poop!

Coded guy asks--- "why do we Like deceiving ourseLves in this country?"

That questIOn keeps ringinG,anyone care 2 answer??

Or anyOne knws someOne whO cares 2 answer?

Brace yoursELf