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Hightser:
Hello guys, so I'm skeptical about this decision I'm about to take, my girlfriend will be joining the next batch of NYSC and I have been thinking of telling her to work it to Lagos.

Truth is, she learned fashion design sometime and she likes modelling for clothing brands and she teaches too, I believe with all of this she stands a chance of getting something tangible in Lagos than going to serve in one village.

My fear is this, (I recently got an accommodation, a single room self contain on the island, haven't even told her yet)
So I need time to plan my future, I'm not fit financially to start fending for someone, if I am then my younger sister should be the one to come over ( though her service year is next year)

But if my gf is to come here, the agreement will be clear and concise, you fend for yourself while I fend for myself, don't worry, the relationship is that defined and she understands.

My reason of wanting to do this for her is cause she has been very nice to me and she has helped me out financially and otherwise in the past though I repaid her.

But guys, my major fear is living with a girl in the same house, won't attachment get serious, what if she gets pregnant? I don't want anything to hinder my plans, I'm 29 actually and I'm not planning to settle down anytime soon.

Please I need advice and contributions.

Ebuka!!! How many time did I call you? Don’t start what you can not finish

Ok

Who made the laws? answer first before I comment, thanks in anticipation

Tsolutionifede:
LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.

Let the elders come and advice you, girl wey u never marry Dey behave like this, I swear if u marry her forget about your family..

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heykims:
Total lockdown will cause loss of job and food security
This leads to Undernutrition
Undernutrition is an immune suppression state
Then there is Vulnerability to diseases not just Corona virus but also malaria and other infections
More death occurs
The key note is
It is not about the number of cases but the number of mortalities because we all know that the majority of those infected by Covid-19 will recover

Is your submission from Prof Soludo thesis? Pls share with me if you have it rahymola@gmail.com

Dem Prost.itutes are happy with this thread

Liposure:
Once went out with dis chick with d goal of sex in mind. Turns out senorita was in possesion of weapon of mass destruction as babe was just farting all over the place.

Gross and serves u ��right at the same time

May be they are dealers/sellers, If not, morality is far from their family

Adiosodiq:
Hmmm.... Mine was when I was in 200lv I went to my frd place"reading stuff" sha dat day I enter her rum not knocking but found one loose Love Machine at one side of the bed...
Why I consider it weird is that she and her sister was der....do they use it together ??
Or it belongs to one of them, or are they less many questions on my head but I dare not ask anything... Like naira Marley MO Ya look away

3115657936 FBN, God bless u

snowland:
Having watched and listen to the president's broadcast on the need for an extension of the lockdown, I could not but imagine what people will pass through within this additional 14 days of suffering. In the light of this, I want to help a few people with a total sum of 100k.

How I plan to do this, I have no clear cut idea, hence I'm gonna need suggestions on the possible way to achieve this so that only those that genuinely need the money actually get it.
I have these modalities but I want suggestions on the best one to choose:

1. 25k each to 4 most needy people
2. 20k each to 5 needy people
3. 10k each to 10 needy people
4. 5k each to 20 people
5. 4k each to 25 people
6. 2k each to 50 people
7. 1k each to 100 people.

I will need suggestions as soon as possible. And anybody that can help bring this to the attention of any of the mods, please do.
Thanks.

Yours truly,
Snowland.


UPDATE: Please do not drop your account details until it has been decided which modality would be adopted. Then, call will be made for account details to be provided.
Thanks..

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Pls sack her

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Emperor, pls tell more on ECO currency, how it will help the Western Nigeria to achieve its regional economy project vis-a-vis Amotekun

Ogegeodey:

Happy new year to you all.

So I went to the bank to use the ATM, the queue had 28 persons all waiting to use one machine.

Me that is in a hurry, should I follow the queue? No its too long. I didn't even book spaces in the line, I went straight to one of the machines, inserted my card and krrrroooon I was paid.

Na so line scatter ooo, wetin consyn me? Na so I form like Buratai comot ooo

In fact all the machines had money in them, people just didn't try.

New year lesson

Pointman

if i catch u hen..You wan make Olosho collect small e Dey take hold body?

Ladylite:
Join gold1p on Instagram and be added to their Whatsapp group. They do match making and also connect people. You can thank me later.

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No be only America, Europe nko?

ijewejones:
Nigerians love affiliation like die..no wonder success has nuclear,extended & long distance family members

Assuming AJ didn't make it..let your imagination guide you on the online bashing & troll on AJ


Thank Goodness..AJ made America & Nigeria proud...congrats AJ

BMC working for their pay

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