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Every friday,if u always notice,ur bbm updates or facebook even twitter updates are always TGIF mean thank GOD its friday.Why write all dis when we all have calenders at home and its even the jobless people that write it alot as if they have been working all tru monday-friday and need weekend to relax.na wa oh.

We live in strange times, so we must not be too discouraged when things like this one occur. Rather, they should make us stronger and learn to carry ourselves in such a way that we wont be deceived by man.




Below is the story of a General Overseer who's working with armed robbers:

The Pastor and the General Overseer of The Way of Joy Church, Ibikunle Olanrewaju John, was one of the seven suspects paraded on Tuesday by the Commissioner of Police, Lagos State Command, Umaru Manko, over the March 13, 2013 robbery attack at the Muritala Mohammed International Airport, MMIA, in which two policemen were killed.

The same gang of armed robbers was responsible for the February 10, 2012 attack at the airport where about N600 million was carted away. Pastor Ibikunle was paraded alongside six others - Atoba Adeniyi, Ibrahim Abdullahi, Kazeem Aderibigbe, Saheed Adekunle, Christian Joshua and Saheed Okunlo.

gathered that the Pastor normally provides spiritual sacrifices for the robbers and help in keeping their weapons, ammunition and also drive their vehicles. He was also alleged to have driven the suspects to MMIA during their last operation.

Briefing journalists on how the suspects were apprehended, the commissioner of police said following the attack in which two police officers were killed and several innocent others were injured, police officers attached to the special anti-robbery squad swung into action by following up on a document obtained from one of the robbers, Teslim Okunola, who was shot dead by the deceased police officers.

The CP added that, “But before he was killed, one of the policemen fought gallantly, killing one of the robbers. He also made sure that other members of the robbery gang were not able to take his corpse away. It was that corpse that led to the arrest of the gang."

While answering questions from journalists, Pastor Ibikunle confessed to knowing that they were armed robbers. He also said he normally prepare the suspects for oath taking. He said he was given N500,000 for his effort in the MMIA robbery.

Hear him: “Yes. I am the one that administered an oath on them the day they went to work. I waited for them in the bush until they came back. In the bush located in Ijebu-Ode, there is a hut where one can even sleep if one wishes. But no one person can come there, except he is a member of the gang.

Asked to describe how the oath was administered, he replied: “You won’t understand because it is a spiritual thing, as incantation was said into a horn.”

Also asked if he owned a church of his own, he replied: “Yes. I am the general overseer. It started as a Spiritual Healing Church where God used me to heal people with diverse strange illnesses.”

Also asked why he ventured into heinous crime, if he was a genuine man of God, he shook his head in regret and said, “ I was introduced into it by Asiwaju. I did not know he was a robber then. But when I did, I tried to withdraw from him. But it was too late. He introduced me to other members of his gang.”

Mods,pardon me,don't kno where to post this.

My elder brother whom i have been living with and who is my sole provider got married to another woman around six months ago after his first wife past away living him with a three years old son.




At first the new woman was the ideal wife bringing back the once gone happiness in the house, playing the loving and caring wife and a stepmother to my brother's son.

The first four months were perfect until she got what I think she wanted [A church wedding].

One month after the wedding was fine but after that she turned to a kung fu warrior and a beast.

She started maltreating my nephew and whenever I intervened she would tell my brother that i was being disrespectful and she started turning my brother against me.

Things turned crazier and she would sometimes beat me up but I never told my brother in fear of being thrown out of the house. I later started seeing marks on brothers face and frm there i knew that we were in danger and it was like my brother was bewitched. He never would listen to any negative talk about his wife.

I remember one day he came late and after beating him up she locked him out for the whole night.

I tried to talk to my brother but he wouldn't talk about it, he even threatened to throw me out of the house if i continued interfering in his family Issues.

I chose to shut up.

Now she did it again and this time its much worse. She found him chatting with a lady neighbour and she stabbed him while he was asleep and pulled out his intestines.

Now my brother is fighting for his life in a hospital and and am fearing we might loose him.

Please guys help me pray for my brother, Can't bear to loose him cos he is all i have and no where to go.

If I May ask, Please if you're in my Shoe, What will you do?

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Evelyn was a vegetable seller...On one of her numerous trips in search of her livelihood, she was manhandled and molested by five hoodlums in the presence of her friends. How did it happen? National Mirror explains below:




A five-man gang of robbers forcefully had canal knowledge of a vegetable seller simply identified as Evelyn. She was allegedly sexually assaulted in the presence of her two colleagues. Evelyn, a resident of Ojo area of Lagos State was at the back of a church along railways line, in Oyingbo area. It is the practice of those in that trade to pass the night at an open space in the area, while waiting for the trucks that convey the commodity from other states in the country. The purpose was to get the freshest of vegetables to sell the following day.

Evelyn, 28, who had reportedly been in the trade in the last five years, usually joins her colleague in the vigil waiting for the trucks.

In the early hours of Tuesday, April 2, 2013, Evelyn, as usual was among the horde of traders waiting for the truck bringing vegetable into the market. That day, the truck delayed a bit. Around 12:30a.m, Evelyn told two of her colleagues that she wanted to have a stroll down the sparsely busied street, hoping to have something to eat. The two friends reportedly joined her. The three traders trekked some five minutes down the railway line and they came to the kiosk where fried breads and eggs are sold. The kiosk was owned and manned by a Hausa trader.

The three women therefore settled down at the grocer’s kiosk and ordered for food to be taken back to their temporary abode. While the grocer was busy frying the eggs, the suspected robbers/rapists stormed the kiosk, launched an attack on the man.

The bread seller was reportedly beaten to a stupor by two of the robbers while the three of them swooped on the three women. While two of the women managed to wriggle out from the claws of the suspected robbers, Evelyn was not as lucky for she was reportedly haggling with the grocer over the price of meal in the innermost part of the shop when the hoodlums struck.

It was reported that the five men dragged Evelyn out of the shop and whisked her to a corner close by and where they took turn to rape her while the bread seller wriggled in pain on the floor of his kiosk. In the end, the grocer was reportedly robbed of a lot of cash and mobile telephone sets.

The two women also lost their GSM handsets while Evelyn also reportedly lost some money to the robbers. But rescue came the way of the molested woman when her two friends who raced out of the place ran to Denton Police Station to lodge a complaint of what had just happened.

The noise of the two women and Evelyn herself probably drew the attention of men of the vigilance group patrolling the area to the scene of the rape. The vigilance group reportedly swooped on the robbers cum rapists and engaged them in a fight.
Four members of the gang were later identified to be Saidi, Jamiu, Kashimawo and Atoba. In the end, Evelyn was rescued while three of the rapists were apprehended and handed over to the police at Iponri Police Division.

Evelyn managed to narrate her ordeal in the hands of the rapists thus:

I have never experienced this in my life. Two of my colleagues and I, while waiting for the truck to bring the vegetable were hungry and decided to take a walk down the railway line, knowing it is always a beehive of activities at that time of the day.

While we were there waiting for the Mallam to fry the egg, we just saw these men walked in and we thought they also wanted to buy something. The next thing we saw was that they started beating the Mallam while some of them dashed towards me and grabbed me.

My other colleagues were lucky to flee the scene but because I was negotiating with the Mallam right inside the kiosk, I was not so lucky. That was how the men dragged me with them and carried me to one corner and molested me.

Speaking on the development, Agbodemu Ishola Musbau, a community leader and head of the vigilance group that apprehended the rapists, claimed that the rapists/robbers were members of the notorious gang that has been terrorising the community in the past couple of weeks.

National Mirror could not get the comment of the Denton Police Station as its Divisional Police Officer was said to be away while none of his subordinates was ready to speak with the press.

The former Enyimba keeper came under the spotlight severally in 2012 after making a series of costly errors in high profile matches for the national team and he believes his critics have been vocal because he is
not from one of the three major tribes in Nigeria.




The 30-year old Super Eagles safe hands is from Akwa Ibom state, South-South Nigeria.

“My critics will remain as long I am still with the national team. I am criticised because I am not Hausa, Yoruba or Igbo but I am not worried,” Enyeama said in a recent interview.

The Maccabi Tel Aviv shot- stopper however holds no grudge against those who have slammed him in the past insisting that “Critics make the game sweet so why should I be angry?

When they criticise me, they only make me stronger so I give them thanks.

“I also thank God for giving me strength,” he concluded.

A researcher at Western University in London surveyed more than 1,200 people and found egg consumption accelerates atherosclerosis or plaque build up on arteries.




A researcher at Western University in London said he's found more evidence pointing to the harmful effects of egg yolks.

He claims the cholesterol found in the yolk is almost as dangerous as smoking.

Dr. David Spence says Canadians are being duped by what he calls "propaganda" from the egg industry.

His most recent study of more than 1,200 people found egg consumption accelerates atherosclerosis or plaque build up on arteries. He said the culprit is the cholesterol found in the yolk, which is 237 mgs in a jumbo egg.

"It's more than the cholesterol in a Hardee's monster thick burger which is two-thirds of a pound of beef, three slices of cheese and four slices of bacon," said Spence.

Karen Harvey is the nutrition officer with Egg Farmers of Canada and a registered dietitian. She stands by the safety of eating egg yolks on a daily basis.

"We have decades of clinical research demonstrating no link between egg consumption and an increased risk of heart disease," said Harvey.

Spence says, he's looked at that research and accuses the egg industry of being selective about what it shares with the public.

"They're just like the tobacco industry," he said. Canada's food guide lists two eggs as an alternative serving to meat.

Spence said that would be well over anyone's recommended daily intake of cholesterol.

Dear Achebe,

Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are experiencing another Pogrom in Kano.

Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war.

Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again.

Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala.

Tell Tafewa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria.

Obviously you will not see Abacha but if you see any one that will see him, tell him that Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison and of course Alamesiyea has been released.

Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry.

Don't be disappointed on Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY @ NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY.

Globacom chairman and Nigeria's second richest man, chief Mike Adenuga bought a brand new 2013 Range Rover and the latest Toyota Camry for Super Eagles coach, Stephen Keshi.




The cars will be presented to Keshi on Monday April 8th at Globacom office in Victoria Island.

Aside from the cars, Stephen Keshi will also get a house in Abuja, Glo ambassadorship, $200,000 cash and his salary for the next 2 years from Mike Adenuga. All this is for winning the 2013 Orange African Cup of Nations.

Some of you should have seen this new Etisalat advert that the theme song is Olamide's first of all hit track. Well the yoruba rap icon is set to sign a deal with the telecoms giant worth N25 million naira.




The talented musician has had series of meetings with the Etisalat management and if things go well he will be smiling to the bank with a 3 year endorsement deal worth N25 million.

Once the endorsement deal is complete, Olamide will grace the billboard and all other advertorial material of Etisalat Nationwide.

At least,let's appreciate and congratulate her cos she brought pride to Africa as a whole for being the 1st ever black Miss World and again,a 9ja girl,abegi,she deserve more and do u kno wen miss world will come to Africa again talkless of Nigeria?

The First black Miss World, Agbani Darego shared the good news on her Instagram page, that Her face will now be used on Nigeria’s N50 postal stamps which will be introduced soon.
Fellow nairalanders,what is your take on this?

I neva see EDO STATE name steal bfor or fraud.we are just the best in Nigeria

Against 2015 election

The search for money nowadays by men is becoming to bad

Na only glo suppose dey nigeria cos its owned by our own 9ja man but instead,MTN and ordas dominated d telecomication industry and we don't patronise glo.abeg make dem bomb or pursue mtn comot make glo get ground.Proudly 9ja product.

So u dey encourage yahoo yahoo biz abi wen person go dey 9ja,begin call oversea with uk number.

A for Apple
B for Ball
C for cat
Dats ABC for u.
I always travel with GOD IS GOOD bus cos dey r d best.
U must collect ur money back oh plus compesation.
GBAM

For ur info,go check my profile and check wen I started usin nairaland.U baby

Hello fellow Nairalanders,since I was born up till now,I have neva seen any Obituary of an Albino abi dem no dey die?
If u have seen or have any picture of the postal,pls update us.

Sheedy407

Lovely fellow Nairalanders,who have the best name on dis site cos I see diff good and sexy names here

I tot its NPL

My bb is hot oh

Delete d msg

What's Seun Osewa biz now?

I can remember wen Dbanj was still with Don Jazzy,Don Jazzy was so scarce den even to d xtent dat wen he even shows on tv,he dnt talk,he just whispers to Dbanj and he will talk on behalf of the Don or the Don will just shake his walkin stick and u hardly even see Don Jazzy outside bt the reverse is the case now,do u notice ever since Dbanj left him,he suddenly became a musician,singin wif almost Mavin artist,he is always spoted evriwhr,he is now loyal to everybody even to the xtent of being an ambassador for Loya Milk and doin advert filled with children evriwhr for Loya.
The question now is that:

Was Don Jazzy respected more when with Dbanj or now witout Dbanj?
Your views.