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[quote author=-Mr Cork-]
STEP 1
When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!)

STEP 2
Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!)

STEP 3
Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen)

STEP 4
Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... if You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot).

STEP 5
GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language.


..Hope this helps.. Good Lock!


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sexyseun: Not just men alone love s.ex, i also love s.ex as well too( if not even more than an average guy sef)

tell her abeg.....

dstiva99: I am Nigerian, raised in America and My BF was raised in Naija and has been in the US for the past 6 years. We have known each other for about 2 years, been together for about a year and we were both planning to go home for xmas (his first time back since he left). We have talked about marriage already and he has told me that he wants to get married but wants me to meet his family first. I agree that is important and was looking forward to meeting them during xmas. Yesterday he tells me that his father is not interested in meeting any "omo america" because two of his cousins were married to nigerians raised in the west and the women recently divorced them and took everything. My BF claims he has explained to his father that I am not "omo america" and although I was raised in the US, I am very "nigerian", come from a good two (nigerian) parent home and come home often. He says his father will not budge and that his father said "i am done talking with you about this over the phone, when you come home we will talk". He says he has been fighting with his family for the last six months and he is tired of fighting with his family about me. He sounded like he's ready to give up on us and I feel its very unfair because his parents have never even met me. They want him to move back (which he won't do) and then if he doesn't move back, to marry from nigeria so no woman will divorce him and take everything. Yesterday was the first time I am hearing of it and I am very upset. I asked him if he wants to break up, he said no that he will still try to talk to his parents in Dec. but that he cannot marry without their consent and participation and as of now, they want no parts of it. My cousins (who grew up in naija) feel he is lying and just trying to find reason to break up with me. I am so hurt and confused, as he is 30 years old and I expect at this age he would be able to stand up to his parents and fight for me if he really loves me like he claims. He says he is tired of fighting them, that there is only so much you can do by phone and the rest of the fight is left for naija. Now I'm not even sure when I go if I will meet them based on his father's current opposition which is bad because I feel if his parents met me they would know that I am no "omo america" Is he trying to set me up for a break up? What can I do if anything?

mehn dis Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ serious.......watchin closely, ώɨℓℓ be back to comment on dis later.....

ogugua88: Some men refuse to reason with the head on their necks. So it never dawned on him that sooner or later she would find out? He should be counting his lucky stars that she didn't deliver a destiny-changing slap.

The girl sef. If I see someone on Facebook, the person should look the same in real life, otherwise I'm not going anywhere with him. She's lucky the guy wasn't a criminal.

dat'$ right!

If Y♡Ʊ can't post it here jst forget it!!

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Ok

Gas sure pass....

maclatunji: Is it right for a country's leader to compare his country to another during his speech on its independence/national day?


This is what President Goodluck Jonathan did when he asked Nigerians to be thankful that Nigeria is not like Syria which has become a "theatre of human tragedy".


I feel an independence day speech by a Head of State should be about your country, its opportunities, challenges and plans for progress not to start comparing your country to others for good or bad. Comparisons should be left to other citizens

What do you think?

dats Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ probs mehn

atasteve: God please have mercy on our land in Jesus name, amen.

Amen

Jbluv55: Brain and sense are different words; everyone was born with a brain but sense would mean a creative use of it.

it Ȋ̝̊̅̄§ better to be ♈ōϋя original self than to be photocopy of another....

tolurainbow: Hw does dat affect bbm application coming on android....shit happens...cult or kegite...all secret cult...

what does kegite has 2 do wit dis.....pls never relate kegite wit any cult......kegites' are peace maker....not truble maker.......get dat??....tanks...

Phiozy: The guy did xo well when he was the governor of Kaduna. Infact he's the best Governor Kaduna's ever had, cos of his positive impact in the state, even little children knew his name and some called him Nnamdi Sambo.... Unlike the present Governor whose name I dont even remember. However as a Vice-President, not much have been heard about him, probably acting silently.

sorry dear buh dats a false statement.......hav yuh forget Makarfi?? or the almighty Yakowa Nakowa....may his soul rip...seriously yuh need to consult yur oracle or a true kaduna resident.......

solidbroda: 5 hours per month

Oboi.....wch area be dat naa

ADDMIE UP............LPN99VAB

bobthebuilder99: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL...this is wrong.

Lagos State alone has 21 million people according to the LASG website. This must be one of those yeye census we do for election rigging and federal allocation purposes.

yeah....................datz right!!.....

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tuale

bebe2: Wat took them so long,

Close all the schools, close hospitals, close d country sef, better dan dis sit down look na dog name attitude wey nigerians get.

Suffering and smiling

yuh mak brain here

nyc1

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kaabo

thumbs up alhaji......yuh da best.

i personally hate dis man....

Ucheaaron: http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/top-stories/55080-insecurity-buhari-asks-jonathan-to-resign