₦airaland Forum

mo6man: Four days ago my girlfriend informed me that she was pregnant, i didn't believe and i had to take her to the hospital to clear all doubt, lo and behold the test result shows she is 3 months pregnant. I could remember instantly that we had s3x about 1 month and 2 weeks ago; Now i'm confused because from logical reasoning it shows that the pregnancy is not mine, but she says she hasn't had s3x since one year ago when i broke her virginity until about i month and 2 weeks we recently had s3x. I really love her so much but i don't know what to do, Pls i need serious advise only

virgin ko...........vigin ni...

fubbyy: The media has made being slim a super look every girl must have which has made some girls starve themselves in the name of looking for slim fit

I keep asking my self why do we(not all though) want pretty slim girls but always get attracted to bbw(big beautiful women)especially the ones with big hips and big boobs, every time you hear and read about how super hot slim girls are but in real life bbw gets all the attention

Where I work presently we have many clients that are slim pretty girls but there is a new bbw in the house and guess what? All attention goes to her,even slim girls observe this too,one slim fit chick was thinking out loud why men chase bbw around but praise slim ones on media and internet

When I was dating a slim chick she comes around with all her friends except one chubby one,she never wanted me talking to see the girl,one day she opened up that men so much admire chubby girls so for that she's too careful

Bbw wins slim girls any day any time(no offence to slim girls o) I might not be correct but am just writing out my observance,I know some slim chicks will hate me for this thread,una fine o but bbw are finer, I can't just help it but say it

The aim of writing this thread is to let all the bbw know how hot they are and to also ask why men(not all)like slim girls only online but always chase bbw in real life

Has any1 ever notice this? Am not generalizing but keep a pretty slim girl and a bbw, 70% men will go for the bbw

mie lyk da slim ones broda...

LocalChamp: Speaker of Rivers Assembly Stripped Of Security Personnel

Posted: May 16, 2013 - 17:15

caption: Otelemaba Dan Amachree

By SaharaReporters, New York
The Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly, Mr. Otelemaba Dan Amachree, says that the Commissioner of Police, Mbu Joseph Mbu, has unceremoniously withdrawn the police orderly and escort attached to him, and reiterated his call for the redeployment of the commissioner.

In a previous letter to President Goodluck Jonathan, he complained about a plot to by some persons to unleash mayhem in the State, including assassinating Governor Rotimi Amaechi and officials of the House.

“Recall that I have earlier expressed my fears about plans to withdraw Security Operatives from the Governor and top officials of the Rivers State Government, including me, making us vulnerable to attack by hoodlums,” he said in a statement just issued.“Now my fears are made worse by the recent murder of an Aide to Chief G. U. Ake, Mr. Eric Ezenekwe, at his Home Town in Erema, Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni Local Government Area of Rivers State.

Saharareporters learns that the Speaker has four security aides who were removed today. A source in Abuja also stated that the police and state security services have been told to withdraw the security of the governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi anytime from next week.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/speaker-rivers-assembly-stripped-security-personnel

oga oh!

Yomii:

why yuh open teeth lyk dat naaah

Ogbeche77: Katsina, regarded as the most peaceful state in the north, have just recorded his first case of bombing, this is so sad, I remembered the discussion I was having some peeps last week, they labeled Buhari a BH sponsor cos a candle has never been lit on the street of katsina talkless of a bomb exploding, Buhari can never stoop so low to that extent, Daura, the hometown of the General has now enter history books. So sad a news
May the God lord keep our corpers serving in far away katsina,stay safe

i dey tell yuh...

i will miss him

i lyk her style...shes' kinda different.

whn wil al diz stop 4 cryin out loud??....God plz intervane......our country is no longer @peace.....thr is crisis evri whr....

Adeshina..........datz his name right??....lol

OP.............yuh fall ma hand.........yawa don gas......wetin remain again?....na 2 accept her con start yur on bangin naah...

good move by mister president

yuh speak randsomly presido.....thumbs up..

good one frm mancity board........dat guy aint gud enough......he won da title cos of da talented players @his disposal.......hope dey bring in mourinho sha.....

Ozegbe: are you a christain or a muslim?

wat kinda retarded and stupid quesn is diz?.......oh, nw yuh wanna judge him by his faith right?......get a lyf bro.....

zeen nurei: [/b]UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL. WE THE GOOD PEOPLE OF NIGERIA WE DO NOT CARE WTHR MUSLIM OR CHRISTIAN TO GORVERN ANY PART OF NIGERIA ALL WHAT WE WANT IS DEVELOPMENT AND GOOD GOVERNANCE[b]

GBAM!!!! wa Shere..

whr is da evidence??

white people just dey different...

bad 4 him...

oboi..........ko easy oh....dis one wey people no fit chck thr result dem self sef na gbeke oh!.....se gobo everi whr.....oya naaah make una fire dey go.....Aluterize......

fast food....lol

use salt only thn........avoid any kinda seasonin since yur doctor stop yuh frm it....

[quote author=babe_online]hahahahahahahahaha. He is uglee as phuck and so insecure that is why he needs a light skinned chick to ''rock'' his world. Thanks for exposing the uglee insecure baboon...I am still laughing by the way. [/quote]gurl yuh wicked oh!......wetin him do naah

Abdul Adam56: Barca fan

dat jersey luk lyk berca 4 yur eyes.....abi are yuh a lerner

Popowaa: As if you dont knw some men,even if the woman get doctrate degree for phucking skills e never go sati am.E go wan taste agbero poosie see hw e dey taste.

Laugh won faint mie die.......i dey laugh oh!!!!!!

nyc piece.......thumbs up..

we too correct........enemies, whr una dey?make una park wel wel cos naija dey para and e dey show 4 our head....

i fit manage drink sepe or any order jedi......buh alomo bitter.......shit!!!!!!! datz da most bitter tin i hav ever tested in ma lyf....

This is strange, can you figure it out?



Just follow the instructions carefully.



Do the following exercise - it's guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no

trick or surprise. All that you need to do is answer the questions one at a

time and as quickly as you can.



Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until You've done each item.



Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)



∇

Psychic Test - Begin

1a) Think of a number from 1 to 10



1b) Multiply that number by 9



1c) If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together



1d) Now subtract 5



1e) Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to your number



(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, 4=d, 5=e, 6=f, 7=g, 8=h, 9=i, 10=j etc.)



2a) Now think of a country that starts with that letter.



2b) Remember the last letter of the name of that country.



3a) Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.



3b) Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.



4) Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.



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* Answer



Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

(If not then you are probably thinking of a Koala bear and eating an apple.)



Sheenor Explanation



1 * 9 = 9 (so we'll have to ignore 1c) and use 9

2 * 9 = 18 and 1 + 8 = 9

3 * 9 = 27 and 2 + 7 = 9

4 * 9 = 36 and 3 + 6 = 9

5 * 9 = 45 and 4 + 5 = 9

6 * 9 = 54 and as before, 5 + 4 = 9

7 * 9 = 63 and as before, 6 + 3 = 9

8 * 9 = 72 and as before, 7 + 2 = 9

9 * 9 = 81 and as before, 8 + 1 = 9

10 * 9 = 90 and 9 + 0 = 9



Thus we start with 9 - 5 = 4

The 4th letter of the alphabet is 'D'. Most likely country is Denmark.

Last letter is 'K'. Do you choose Kangaroo, or Koala?



Sheenor's Footnote



Other countries beginning with D: Djibouti, or possibly Dominican Republic.

Other animals beginning with K: Koala Bear.

Other fruit beginning with O: Olive - unlikely.





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pastor momen! u try!

well if a lady says NO to some of us guys it means try again tommorow, So my dear poster i guess u're wrong by saying we should'nt come bck when u gals says no,