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she fyn sha...

oga oh.........

hmmmmmmmm..

gluv01: Long ago, Ear was a beautiful woman, and she was looking for bridegroom so that she can get married. She was approached by big and small creatures. All kinds of creatures expressed their love towards her. The mosquito was also interested in asking for her hand, but Ear refused to entertain the mosquito, and spoke sarcastically that the mosquito is weak and will die within a week. So the mosquito was hurt by her comments. From that day onwards the mosquito goes to the ear and says that it has not died, but is still alive.
THat's why

lier

i go becos dem say i mst go

mehn diz gurl fyn sha.........

watz dis

oldie

the sperm wey him dey give yuh na frm yur uncle well him dey com frm ba??

cheater

ayobase: 29. OSUN STATE (State Of Living Spring)....Yeah, Osun River!

The state was named after the River Oshun (or Osun), believed and worshipped by many as the manifestation of Oshun, one of the wives of Sango, the Yoruba god of thunder. There is annual Osun Osogbo Festival in honour of the goddess. It draws many from all over the globe and is usually quite colourful. The river itself drains into the Lagos Lagoon and the Gulf of Guinea (Atlantic Ocean).

OMO OSUN AWADA

ayobase: 23. KWARA STATE (State Of Harmony).....Harmony as in music?

Created in May 1967 as the West Central State, the name was changed to Kwara (Kuwara, Quarra or Kowara), which is the local name that the Nupes have given to the River Niger which forms the northern border of the state. In Nupenci (Nupe language), Kwara means ‘Sea’ or ‘Lake’ of the Nupes. The Nupes are some of the most amazing and enchanting tribes in Nigeria and they live on both sides of the River Niger (in Kwara and Niger States). For the Nupes in Niger State, the same river is also called Edu, and there are already agitations for the creation of an Edu State for the Nupes. Some Hausas also refer to the River Niger as ‘Kwara’ or Gulbi Nkowora (River Kwara). At almost 4,200 kilometers, it is the 3rd longest river in Africa. #CeendeeMiYeBs!

Proudly Kwarian....[/b]Ilu [b]Afonja ti won ti bi mi lomo......

Godvilla: General Information
2G Network GSM 850/900/1800/1900
3G Network HSDPA 900/2100
4G Network No
SIM Dual mini SIM
Status Available May/10/2013
Body Dimensions 115.8 x 62x11.7mm
Keyboard Touchscreen
Colors White, Black, Yellow Cover Removable, replaceable plastic Display Type TFT capacitive touchscreen with 256,000 colors Size 320 x 480 pixels, 3.5 inches, 165 pixels per inch (PPI)
Memory And OS Card slot MicroSD, up to 32GB
Internal 512MB
OS Android 2.3.5 Gingerbread
Processors 800 MHz dual-core CPU
RAM 512MB
Audio Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
Audio port 3.5mm jack
Connectivity 2G GPRS–up to 85.6 kbps;
EDGE–up to 236.8 kbps
3G Up to 7.2 mbps uplink; Up to 5.76 mbps downlink
4G No
WIFI Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, WIFI hotspot
Bluetooth Version 3.0 GPS A-GPS NFC No
USB MicroUSB v2.0
Camera Primary 3 MP, up to 2048×1536 pixel pictures camera with LED flash Video VGA Secondary 0.3 MP
Battery Capacity 1400 mAh Li-Ion
Battery Stand-by Up to 300 hours
Talk time Up to 17 hours
Music play Up to 6 hours
Other Features Sensors Accelerometer, Proximity, Compass Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM Browser HTML Java No SNS integration - MP4/MPEG4/H.263/H.264 player MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC player - Document viewer - FM radio - Image viewer - Voice memo/dial/command - Predictive text input Google Search, Whatsapp, 2go, Gmail, YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk

Q1 and N3 still rocks naaaah...........thr is much different btw diz nd N3 and i tink N3 is even better compare diz......

o.k........

drink beer......and chill out........loba tan

congrats

o.k......

thumbs up to da government.........we are seeing thr hand work nw....

dc555: @op, You should be mature enough to have patience with a lady. Dont listen to all these SS 1 children on Nairaland. You should try and develop true frienship with her for at least 6 months before anything else. U will need that frienship in the future.

bros......6month too far naah......whc lvl

WackyJ1: Tell him to read "WHY YOU ACT THE WAY YOU DO"

[quote author=big-t]*When­­­ a girl WALKS for miles to see you.
*When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn't
do anything wrong!
*When a girl CRIES because she still loves/misses you
*When a girl still TRIES TO GET you BACK after disagreement/ break-ups
*When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U
*when a girl STOPS her argument with her guy to SAVE her relationship.
*Wh­­­en a girl continuously MAKES U FEEL SPECIAL and
TRIES TO MAKE U HAPPY.
*When a girl is upset but DOES NOT tell u
as she thinks she is ANNOYING U.
*When a girl wants to LEAVE you because of your RUDE BEHAVIOUR but she is not able to do.
DO NOT LET HER GO, because YOU MAY NEVER FIND
SOMEONE Like THAT EVER AGAIN. SHE MAYBE
VERY SPECIAL ΑND GOD'S GIFT FOR U...When you have a good friend and partner like this.......Don' ­t play her...well, if you do,its your loss...if she moves on!. [/quote]if onli i hav a gal wit such qualities.....

eddyjibs: been involved wit dis gal, tho she had a bf she like she cant marry him, dat in due time she will break up wit him cos der in a distant relationship, shes always preachin against gal who hav sex, likes to educate younger gals and so on, tho she told me she had only had sex wit 2 guys before, because she fine she gets offers and gift which she says she just collects der money,although we smooch nd kiss she dont allow me go in der, she later confided dat if i had been persuasive she might hv givin in, dis is a gal i spend heavly on nd respect her for her supposed lifestyle, we were seperated for a month, we both went to diff locations, she always gist me bout her meeting wit guys bla bla bla, dat i shud knw beta she cant do anytin wit dem, durin our separation she came to d town i was to see an old friend who she said spent on her during skul, bt d guy neva touches her, d guy lodge her in hotel , which she said slept alone and d guy went home cos hes now married, d next day we were supposed to see, but d guy refuse her seein anyone cos he paid her tfare, he den took her to d park next day, she also met her bf durin dis period nd said she broke up wit him, yesterday we both came back nd durin our gist, she told me her period has refuse to come, dats shes kinda scared dat she did preg test( am like wtf), she den brings out d test kits tellin me to cross check cos it was negative bla bla , i was like if u didnt hv sex y will u buy preg kit, she got angry nd said wat do u take me for, she den swore she didnt hv sex, later she den laff dat she help som1 do d test, but d whole tin was wit her, thruout lastnit i could not sleep, dis baitch is just a pretender or am i bein paraniod

seriously bro........yuh be learner oh

sowie broda....mayb dey are not dat into yuh...