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nitt:
free that babe op

I'm bout to end it wt mine too.

I tried to forgive n forget wat I saw on her phone, I tried but, anytime I call and it's unanswered, automatically see those stuff flash ryt b4 ma eyes.

she loves me and from wat my guys n I can honestly say... she regretted d ish.

but, I can't be having flashes wen I call MY WIfE and she no pick.

gaskiya!

lol guy gist us ur own na

on behalf of NCAN Lagos branch,we wish u happy fathers day in advance

break up so she can be free to hustle...ur jst doin ur self more harm dan good by staying in such relationship

dis guy no dey graduate?last yr d same tin

my mum heard me singing "sucking of woman breast in a song".after d beating, i fell ill.

lordweezy:
My dad was the stingy koko of the universe. This man would buy a crate of "minerals" for the house and tell us children to never ever touch it. Imagine you as a child, going to put 7up in the fridge for your dad to chill. He was that stingy, he never filled the fridge with drinks ahead. He always tells you to go chill it and an hour later, bring it out for him. He would tell you to open it, pour it in a glass for him and bye bye. Drinks were only meant for him and when we had special guests.
So with the help of my siblings and one naughty cousin like that, we devised a means of slightly opening the lid, draining out the drink into plastic cups and re filling with water. You can imagine how long this took. We didn't have ipads and tv then so we had a lot of time on our hands. We were clever enough to open lets say 2 our three out of a whole crate, and since the man never got up to go chill the drink himself, we knew which bottles we had tampered with, so we never put those ones in the fridge. Every time he bought crates, we would just keep swapping and swapping. Lord knows how long that went on, until monkey went to the market one day and didn't return. We had a new house help and Daddy told her to go chill drinks for him as he was expecting visitors. We weren't there when he gave the instruction, and the maid none the wiser, foolish girl just picked two bottles at random. Kai, i still remember that beating till today.
Let me continue.
Anyways, said visitor arrived. This is a man my father holds in high esteem. "Tolu, lo mu igo 7up yen ninu fridge fun Daddy michael, ko mu glass cup na wa ati opener". It wasn't even me that had the misfortune of running the errand. It was my sister. The second she "opened" the bottle, she knew we were basically dead. Unluckily for us, daddy and his guest were busy talking so they didn't notice that the drink had no fizz. My sister came to our room shaking. She said we are dead today. daddy is going to kill us. Modinat put our water 7up in the fridge. Omo come and see confusion. So we ran to the hallway, perambulating upandan like jobless folks, watching the guest, my brother and cousin were peeping from the window. If it was possible to will that glass cup and bottle to shatter, we would have. That's how Daddy Michael took a sip. He had a confused look on his face, took another sip and was looking at the cup like it was an alien construct. Then he'll look at my dad with a weird look on his face. My dad was busy grinning sheepishly, saying yes sir, yes sir. Otutu jai. I had told my maid to chill the 7up specially for you. The man said nothing. They continued talking. My father was even encouraging the man to finish his "drink" before it got warm, you know in this hot weather. By this time i was already shaking, my youngest sister had started crying. That visit was like the longest in my life.
Daddy Michael left now, with his half finished bottle of water and we thought, phew!!! we dodged that bullet. That is how my father called this same maid to come clear the table and bring his own 7up from the fridge. The speed that we ran to the kitchen to check if it was a tampered bottle. The devil had it in for us that day because what are the chances that both bottles were the ones we re-filled withw ater. We were begging Modinat to not take the bottle to him, to lie that she only put one bottle in the fridge. In all our panic, it didn't occur to us to get the second bottle out of the fridge and chill an un-tampered bottle. Modinat didn't understand what was going on and in her bid not to offend Oga especially as my father had started calling out for her in a loud voice asking what was taking so long. Modinat had no choice but to go up with the bottle. At this point, my 9 year old self considered running away.
We were too scared to go to the living room to watch his reaction when modinat opened the bottle and he tasted the water, but the loud booming voice that we heard very shortly after preceded the epic beating of our lives. Me the eldest and ring leader got triple portion. What pained him the most was the fact that we embarrassed him in front of Daddy Michael. We rubbished his image. He kept saying the man must think he is too poor to afford 7up and he served him water. We disgraced him and we will pay dearly for it There were no phones then, so he couldn't call his rich friend to apologise. From beating to punishment, haaa i can never forget. Till today, i look at 7up with so much disdain now, even when i see a billboard or an ad on tv, the memories of that beating come back and i shudder. My sister hasn't touched 7up or sprite since that day. It's forever ingrained in our memories.


also curled from the web

this guy wan use lafg kill me

wel settle down first bfor u strt tinkin abt marriage...cus u still av time for dat

NwaAmaikpe:



Zero respect for ladies who marry footballers and musicians.
The motive is obvious; besides more than half of them don't even have basic education.

And a life without education is worthless.


Messi should have at least shaved for his wedding,

His wedding suit is also a write-off, very ill-fitted. He should have just worn his football jersey if he couldn't afford a decent tailor like Mai Atafo who transformed Ebuka in the BBNaija days.

I have not touched the breàsts of the ugly woman with Fabregas but it looks as hard as Nkalagu granite.

ur problem is ur problem. u wey go school hw far?u cnt even near him

do u knw d meanin of philanthropist?

yassjib:
A guy of mine experience such symptoms and went for HIV test after 7 years it was negative.. 15 years latter it was negative but sometime experience some of the above symptoms mentioned. does it mean those symptoms are for HIV alone? pls elaborate

i experienced it for 6yrs n even still experience some..did test last week.negative

peterian:
Try ruzu herbal bitters..u won't regret it..comment on my post if interested..

i regretted it bro

Edoblakky:
I entered this thread with the hope of finding a lasting solution to my mum's incessant typhoid fever. All I can get is more confusion. If there's any doctor in the house, please your kind advice as to what works against this ailment is seriously needed!

bro have u found a solution yet...cus ds tin don tire me

MrBrownJay1:
So you prefer that the guy masturbates while watching inadequate porn, so when time comes to do it with a proper babe, the Dikc won't be functioning right any longer?!

Haba!!! Let the guy get the feel of the toto, touch her, caress her, understand the female "body & engine" so he can get better at it.

guy its better dan stories dat touch....guy u self think am wat if d cd burst nko

MrBrownJay1:
Bro, as much as you may be right, the sexual tension need to released ONE WAY or ANOTHER. This is why many are sexually tensed that they can't get a hold of themselves and decide to rape etc

So if, for example, a man should have s
uch sick (rape/pedo etc) impulses , I'd rather he goes and relieve himself with these willing babes, in a PROPER manner, than with any other unwilling victim.

guy discourage ds guy abeg...if d tin hook am mke him soapy na.life is nt worth 5mins enjoyment

atimes i wan y some hospitals exist if dey cant help save a dying pesin especially private hospitals,thier own na to treat only malaria n typhoid. y are dey scared of someone dying der.for christ sake its a hospital,pple must die.

patosky3310:
I have never been to a brothel before. So I don't know how to meet a prostitute for fear of getting pickpocketed by them. How long does it take to bed them? Must it be all night? Is it pay before service? Is pre-intimacy allowed?

i beg u broda,ds tin u are abt doin is something u might later regret.it my continue to haunt u for years.if u sick small,hiv go cum ur mind.pls dnt do ds i beg u.dnt put urself in a bad situation. i was once like u n i regretted it for years

make him go hospital

she try,make she go Olympics

KvnGRezz:
Erm...sorry brawh its Row nuh Roll...das wuh ahmeant

if u tell me ds bfor,shey ur salary no go complete ds month end?

Jacksparr0w127:
Shame on you! If it was 'Everyman for himself' his friend wouldn't have assisted him to get the job. He wouldn't have gotten the job in the first place

Learn not to be ungrateful. Life's more than bread and butter

ok...all man for hs bro...let him resign n seat with him n console him.wen hunger visits dem him go knw.best he can do now is support him till he gts a job

KvnGRezz:
FTC twice in a roll?? Ur FTC has been cancelled brawh

ok oga seun

c dis man,all man for himself ooo...dis is clearly not ur fault

everyone mustnt marry...

dnt forget,u won't av rest of mind...c i'll advice pple to stop patronising dem.life aint worth it

Itzmax:
Nigerians and their 3rd world thinking.
So all her dreams come to pass .Why can't she dream when they saw you in a private jet or in a Bentley...
black man black brain

fact

dey wanna conquer d world

headies neva made a mistake as we tot on ds guy mata....dey saw d future

haba...now wey baba God don put eye for thier mata


ooo lord FTC TWICE IN A ROLL...
i dedicate ds to all my nigga's still struggling to do hiv test,as at a week ago i was in ur shoes,now am free.gather morale go do am..

my country...we are our problem

NCANpatroller:
Has anyone opted out of the program?
How did you get away with it?
I'm '16B. Left the state totally without permission. Got a text message to face disciplinary committe.

go face dem....if ds is ur first case,na warning query dem go giv u

SirMichael1:

Whether it's a sin or not, i dont care, all I wanna know is why can't the girlfriend carry the child for 9months? The ovum is fertile as is the sperm, why then didn't she carry the pregnancy herself?

Too much money causes laziness I swear

not lazy,makes it easier

c mke dem leave ds guy,mke efcc go chase those thieves we call politicians. i love hush