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toujurs:
Have your hook up business, tire u?

This boy can be funny u think everyone must be like your mum before she caught a simp (which is your father) she pinned her pregnancy on and then they birthed u?

I would've called u handsome but I can't, u know why? Because when u were given birth, u were given birth out of Foursome

Davido is better than Wizkid in all aspect of Life


Same way my Ronaldo is better than Messi

toujurs:
Biggest lie. Greed and selfishness is what rendered a lot of ladies still single at early 30's. I am telling you, leave this thing you are saying. Most Nigerian women are easily decieved by what they see, very easy to decieve them, if you have a good ride and a good apartment, where they can come over for the weekend, irrespective of if you truely love them or not, it's when you eat her coochie, that is when she will begin to ask you, if you truely love her, and plan on marrying her. Yea there are decent and matured ladies who understands whats involved getting into a relationship with a decent man, who has a respectful life. But they are very few, very very few, that is why, most guys, just eat these girls to stupor, and dump afterwards, for the next babe.

Keep your filthy thumbs one place boy, u know nothing about life yet

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na2016:
I have said it it before that a major problem Obi has is in South East because his Igbo brothers will sell him and vote for another candidate.

True dear

Okonandmary:
You are a known cheater in nairaland.

We haven't forgotten you from the ashawo beer group

Lmao

SeaTrade:
So I was at a restaurant having my usual breakfast.
Then few moments later,my girl called since she knows my itinery and asked if she could join.I obliged(greatest undoing!).
Like 40mins after,she came and couldn't sit beside me cos there was a partner of mine right next to me,so she sat far.
Then there was this girl that was like 10ft away from us on another table,all alone having her own breakfast.I don't know her,have never seen her before and I noticed she has been stealing glances at me and then look away when I made eye contact.
Even my partner had to whisper to my ears that someone was checking me out and all(I was well dressed and all,besides man na still fine man ooo ).
Then after a while ,my chick left to get something upstairs while I had to settle the bill at the counter for our breakfast.
Omo as I dey counter dey want pay,this girl came to the same teller I was trying to pay to and asked me if there was an attendant there(cos the attendant left to confirm some prices) ,I said yes and she stood right next to me waiting for my attendant to return so she can pay at the same point whereas there were other attendants that were empty!
I knew okay,this was it!This girl likes the man infront of her.
Time past and my attendant hadn't returned and she tried to spark up small talk,I responded briefly because my chick fit turn up at any minute.Guy I lock up!
The attendant came and I cleared my bill and told her bye.I was pained.This girl fine die and classy,chai!!
I no collect number,I no book rendezvous, nothing!
You know why?I instantly did my cost analyses in my head and figured it wasn't worth it to spook my girl of my philandering ways and lose the stability I enjoy from her over this girl I don't know.
The thing pain me ehn!chai.But nigga gats maintain.
I've never had this type before,the girl too clean,sleek,soft spoken,pretty and classy and young too(max 22).
But I let all this go because I no like risk and shalaye.
And the girl slim,all this kind girls weh you fit hang for wall Bleep them and her lips dey shine like mad!
I really lost today honestly.
Don't get me wrong,I'm a player ,bit sometimes we just can't lose what we have for uncertainty so I control myself.
Chai!!!
But one thing pleased me,it was great to know I'm still attractive. Haven't had a youngling drool over me in a while.
Tbh I thought I've lost it and is all on sugar daddy mode now.
And no,this girl ain't no hooker,she came in her own chauffeur driven Honda cos I saw her at the lot as I left(could be an uber too,I wouldn't know).

This one wants to eat his cake and have it, you're not pained but you're pained blah blah.... Nigerian Men? They are never satisfied no matter how hard u try to I'm very sure if that lady should seduce u inside a room one-on-one, you'd fall for it

See young man, let me tell you something, it's better u let that girlfriend of yours go so u can continue being your player in peace, it's very clear and obvious that u don't know what u want yet

she deserves someone better than a boy who is not emotionally intelligent like u!

Blessedmercy8:
There's this guy in my compound that I wanted to join me in my job. He's so quiet and looks like someone I can work with.

I called and asked him sometime ago and interviewed him a little on the job and he was good because he has don the job before. So I said he only needs a little brush up here and there and he's good to go. So, I said let me watch him for sometime.

In the cause of watching him ( I'll be frank here) I now sort of started liking him due to his calmness and how sound he is spiritually but I quickly came back to my senses when I remembered I needed him to join my team and wouldn't want to jeopardize that work relationship also because he's good.

Fast-forward to recently, after I noticed how girls were just trooping in and around him, I called and advised him like a brother especially because he is a christian.

I told him to be careful with these girls so they don't pull him down spiritually and all that. He went ahead to tell me about his last relationship and that theres nothing between him and those girl I see bla bla bla. That he too noticed the way they are flocking around him but he's careful and all that. So we talked at length before retreating that night.
Only for me to wake up in the morning and see this on his status.

I was taken aback a little because I never gave him any cause to think otherwise.
Could he be referring to me?

I don't want him to get the impression that I'm trying to corner him for myself. Also, for the work sake, I want to protect that interest so I can freely relate with him without sending a wrong signal.

Ah ahn Sis, why would I be thinking he posted that because of u? Lol I have never in my life thought that someone is referring to me through his/her status updates, if u have a problem with me and can't relate it directly with me, then it's your problem.

There is a saying that goes this way: “Learn to treat People right so when they update their status, you wouldn't think they are referring to you”

I don't know if the above saying applies to your case but think about it.

Igbos are one of the problems we have in this country, An Igbo Person and Money are like a conjoined twins that can never be separated

Even they know the senile Old man isn't fit, they'll rather prefer to collect money and install him on Nigerians Greedy set of tribes


To be honest, I'm not sure OBI can win Southeast, those greedy people will collect money and vote Tinubu live and Direct

They can sell their brothers for a plate of food

Gahaga

Hahahaha

Lol

Chaos14:
How was your last ban i see it calmed you a little bit don't worry you'll collect another one

Banned me? Who? Ur dad? Look at this Animal

Do u think everyone is like u that doesn't have a life outside Nairaland? My dear, I'm not as jobless as u are boy

Lol, I see PAINment in all what Sowore wrote

I haven't seen Peter OBI reply or attack anyone just like that.. the attacks are always on him

Sowore is behaving like those Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) that move around here everyday unleashing their frustrations and bitterness at every slightest provocation

Vanity Crew A.k.a Nairaland Broke men, over to you guys

U all should come and tell us how all these are Vanity upon Vanity

It is a lie

Watch how the Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) will Avoid this thread like Plague but should it happen to a man, they will flood in here to vent their Frustrations

Shameless woman, look at the tout she st*pidly opened her legs for. He looks like those touts who do conductors and use ogogoro to brush every morning. This type can stab you to death because of 20Naira

From his looks, He must be one of those Tinubu tout Supporters

sacajawea:
Sabinus is not funny at all
Macaroni is not funny,
Broda shaggi, Sydney talker, Taaoma, Warri Pikin, and the over 85% are not funny
Comedic content and funny, is scary to say the least
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Over 85% of all the so called comedians, skit makers, content creators, social media influencers are DRY, STUPID, EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE, VERY ANNOYING jokes!

Now to the major part, they are all very popular, people are regarding them as Legends and Icons
Millions of followers even on the B-list and C list level ones, I don't think I understand Nigerians and Nigeria yet like I think I do, at alllll... scary country I must say

It's your Opinion and it doesn't matter at all they are making huge money off it and that's what matters, what are you doing?

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