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Righteousness2:
When "John the Beloved" by the Inspiration spoke about about thousands of yrs, it seemed like it was a fairy tale.

Right in our eyes, the antichrist's satanic, technology based system is already being set in place.

The Mark of the Beast is assembling itself right before us.

And we are seeing an unsaved world rushing headlong into accepting it , and they don't even know.

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Look at the world today. Everything is being prepared for the lawless one.
There is no more time!! Prepare your for Eternity!
Come to JESUS Now.
The next Moment is not Guaranteed

Create a thread with an alternate moniker, then use Righteousness to book space "Immidiately" so you can spew your rubbish

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Spud:
Due to the fact that ASUU has been on strike for a while. my sister asked me to send money for her to learn a skill. I sent 70k to her. 2weeks later i called her to ask which skill she decided to learn and she burst into tears on the phone, she told me she mistakinly but 50k airtime instead of 5k. I told her to calm down that i'll find away and she sent me this screenshot. I checked google but it showed me untrustworthy sites

p.s: sorry if this is the wrong section, but i need more solutions

Sorry about that

marvelck:
I once visited a girl I used to know on Facebook. I didn't even recognize her when I got to her place, cos she wasn't on makeup and looked so different from her appearance on Facebook...

Ladies need to reduce their over reliance on makeup to enhance their looks... let your boo see you just as you are...

The beauty of a woman is in her eyes and not on her face....

Not all, I don't wear makeup cause I don't like it... Some of us are naturally beautiful even without the makeup

ObamaMessi:
I just wanna sample opinions.


Will you still go ahead and marry her if she cheated but apologise and promise never to repeat same?


Victor Jalingo

J*bless boy going around the street of Nairaland creating senseless topics that will never make front page

Why will I blame u? When u are still feeding from your mom's pot, so u don't know what life is yet

My uncle is into programming and he's making it real big as a software developer outside the country

U that isn't wasting your life, how much have you made? is marriage an achievement to u?

Your brain is a s*nseless as your name dear

Ehismarkninetee:
This is a true story- it happened to me …..

I met this girl through a friend- i collected her contact then we started talking, I was a NYSC corp member at that time. All through my service we weren’t able to meet because of the distance from kogi to Benin, she was living in Benin. After the end of my service I came back home, I rented an apartment in benin, this is where the whole drama started. This babe kept insisting to come visit me, but I was avoiding her, I didn’t want her to visit me, because I didn’t really like her that much, and I know if she comes to my apartment, I must have sex with her, and you know naija babes nah, once you Bleep automatically you are already in a relationship with them. Secondly my apartment was not fully furnished. Fast forward to after I was able to fully furnish my apartment, the urge to invite a babe over increased. That was when the devil strucked. I remember it clearly, as if it was just yesterday. It was Saturday morning, around 9am I just finished eating my Eba and Egusi soup I made the previous day, I was playing burna boy’s African giant album on my LG home theatre, feeling all grateful, that was when I heard a loud knock on my door, I wondered who it might be at that time. So I look through my window, to my greatest shock it was the NIGERIA POLICE FORCE. Oh boy! Na once shock enter my body. After much knocking and banging on my door. I decided to open the door for them. Naso I hear one heavy slap for my face. My brain reboot instantly. I found myself in the police detention because of obvious reasons(yahoo). Now this is where the whole story really starts from.. This babe kept calling me as if she knew I was in police detention, the IPO was forced to ask me who she was, that I should pick the call. So I picked and and I told her what happened and where I was detained. Omo, before 30 minutes this babe Don reach come police station o! After much bargaining she paid 70k for my bail. I cannot forget the beating I received from those IRT people, after my bail, she had to follow me home, imagine the house wey I be not want make she come. I will not forget the beating I received from them o, when we got home that was when I realized that I could not sit up, it was like my waist has shifted. Naso the babe come stay overnight. One night turned to two, two turned to one week, one week turned to months oo. This babe eventually became my girlfriend. Six months later, the babe has practically moved in with me. Omo, her strong head too much o. I forget to tell you guys that I refunded the money for my bail to her o! Naso we come Dey o. Infact meself e com be like say I come love her. But sometimes my eye go clear, I will ask her to still go back home, it will turn to a big fight, one time I had to even leave this house for her.
Fast forward to the “break up” A year later. Things were very bad for me. To even fuel my car was a big challenge. So I knew I had to make a move. I decided to travel to Ghana, her brother was also in Ghana at that time. I made all the arrangements enter road. I got to Ghana, few months later, I had to let this babe know that I was no longer interested in the relationship. I begged her to try understand, because I don’t intend to settle down anytime soon . I thought she took it in good faith. It was when I sent my sister to go to my apartment, because I dropped my spare key with her, to help me snap my driver’s license and send to me . I was shocked when she told me that the key could not open the door. So I immediately called this babe, Na there the war start o! First the girl went to apartment, break the lock and changed it. She took all my credentials, including my certificates from school. She took everything. Omo this babe say until I come back home to tell her why I broke up with her she nor go release my documents. My folks had to report the case to the police, this babe come begin Dey lie o, she say na she borrow me money wey I take go Ghana. Say I Dey owe her 500k. Naso police come say I must pay her the money. My brothers and sisters to cut the whole long story short. I come pay this girl 100k before she release my documents o! I nor know say to break up with babe na war ooo!

Example of things that never happened

I won't waste my time reading this rubbish because I know it's all lies

Lol who in his right senses would be a gay?

Although alot of "Redpillers wannabe" here have resorted into being gays due to the countless rejections they've gone through we ladies

They lack what it takes to woo a woman, reason they retired online to bash women all the time

They have a Group here, it's called the BJRAN GROUP

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fineboynl:
I couldn’t believe there are guys who’s dick has not be sucked by a girl. I mean guy between 45 to 20. Because that’s the era Nigerian girls start sucking dicks.

Couldn’t count show many times my dick has been sick and from many girlfriends. Not even talking ones from runs girls.

And the funny thing is I haven’t told any girl to suck my dick. They always do it by the self and to be sincere it’s one nasty act I don’t find enjoying.

When your mates are busy on making money, u are here bragging about women who have sucked your D**k.. I guess that is what you'll brag to your children later in life as your only achievement

S*nseless boy

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Slynation:
Just like goods has diminishing marginal utility, machine experiences wears and tears (depreciation) humans as well experiences something of this nature.

Perhaps it's high time we start practicing contract marriage in Nigeria because this current for better for worst doesn't and will no longer work due to see finish.

Everybody wants to experience love again, both parties stopped doing what made them fell in love because they now belongs to eachother which becomes a very big problem. After marriage, tolerance and forced captivity sets in.

Since I removed marriage from my to do list, there is this internal happiness and hefty self pressured burden taken away from my shoulders.

Just little marital issues the op is having, this one has rushed to write Epistle and trying to tell us how he will not marry

We don't care dear

IntelChief:
Truth is that, there are a lot of skeletons insides my Facebook account that I really don't want my girl to ever see. You know, as a guy, apart from my babe, I have other ongoing projects inside that my Facebook account. (a man shouldn't put all his eggs in one basket)

At the bolded, oh, now u know one shouldn't put all his eggs In one basket? But if a lady should do same now, we won't hear word on this forum Look at his fellow Broke and Jobless Redpillers telling him not to give it to her these boys here will never seem to stop amazing me

IntelChief:
Don't get me wrong, It's not that my girl ain't the number one or anything, and it's not that am technically cheating on her, but like I said earlier, a man shouldn't test the dept of a river with both legs.

I put it to u that, u are a CHEATER boy

IntelChief:
so recently, she had been nursing the idea of both of us sharing each other's Facebook accounts, (she is willing to grant me access to hers and all).
Frankly, am not willing to grant her access to mine and had been avoiding that topic like Tinubu avoiding interviews. Why? I don't see any point in partners sharing their social media accounts.

This F**L here has gotten a genuine lady and his fellow BJRAN Members (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) won't see it now, but if it was to be the other way round, they will flood this thread to rain abuses and show the world how us*less and mis*rable their lives have been

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Zonefree:
He's SIMPly in love. A man in love is a foolish man. My last relationship with a Nigerian girl made me understand that it takes a man without brain to love a Nigerian girl.

I knew it I've always known that my gender was the reason behind your wailings and frustrations on every thread that concerns women on this forum I love your tears, won't u like to book space with your other moniker to lament more?

To that lady who broke your heart, may God bless her abundantly F**lish mis*rable broke Simp turned Redpiller wannabe

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True though

R.I.P to her!

Watch how these f**lish yorubas and Igbos will come here and turn this to a tribal war

J*bless old f**ls

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I hope he wins the 2023 Presidential election anyway

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