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BadRadio:
but why do people talk so much about making MONEY

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Jashub:
Baba, you don't need a prophet to tell you your babe is a public utility. Kindly call the relationship off with a 4 naira text message .

Oh please keep your filthy thumbs one place, u boys believe everything on this forum.. can't you see that the other boy just like u is just bored and decided to come post rubbish here just to get attentions?

Iamdolu:
My girl friend travelled to the village 3 days ago. We have been talking over the phone every morning. I got a rider request this evening from a guy. Said I should pick up his girl. People the number he sent me to call when i get to the pick up , is my girl friends number.

I dey confused

THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED

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OP, are u being serrious here?

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LatestgistTv:
Hello nairalanders. Hope your day went well.
Please I need advice.

I met my girlfriend some years back and she has been a good girl to me through all these while.

She comes from a large family of 7. Her father had stroke in 2018 and her mother left them all and ran away, leaving only the sick dad to Carter for the whole family.

She gained admission same year and I stood by her side from her first to final year in the university , sending her money on a weekly basis and sent more money to her when there's need for more money in school.

She has finally graduated but the truth is that her demands are becoming increasingly difficult for me and her sick father has become broke as a result of spending without getting back.

I won't really say she's a burden but mehn, it's been too much lately.

I am 27 and I plan to get married at 30 and I honestly don't need this sort of setback.

Dear redpillers, I know I've been a simple man but please I need advice from everyone right now.

I think u or the dad made a mistake by sending that lady to the University, a girl who came from such family they can barely eat 3 square meal a day shouldn't have a business being in the University, she could've just gone to learn a skill and maybe after being good at it, they can now use this money u guys wasted on school fees, textbooks and other frivolities all these years to open a shop for her

Now, what does she stand to gain after graduating? Starting from scratch again? If you ask me, I think she's a type of lady that is in competition with her fellow friends hence the reason she's trying to live an ostentatious lifestyle even when she has nothing doing and it's just a matter of time before she dumps u for a higher bidder

I might be wrong anyway.................

IceDune:
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I was reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.

You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

IceDune:
As we started, this babe turned me and lay on me. The way his babe rode me eh like say she was been hoarding kongi for 2months. I didn't even understand the style she did that night, like she was on top but she was sitting on me but rather she was lying down flat on me and riding. This went on for minutes before she asked for change of position. I started pounding her missionary style, some minutes into the pounding she started crying and saying I love you. I overlooked it as things girls normally say when they reach organism. When I saw that she was satisfied and my sheet wet, I switched to doggy so I can cum too.
We did one more time around 6am before preparing for work. We left the house together. Now this is where the weird thing started.

Please be fast and finish your Lies Stories

BadRadio:
Quite a number of persons are dating right now largely because of various reasons... some still date for the sake of sex.

Let's say we leave out the sex part... Will u still continue with that relationship?

Just take a look at your profile and the irrelevant topics you've been creating since u joined Nairaland... When your mates are busy teaching others How to make money ooo.. Are u not ashamed of yourself?

Goodmarlian:
Not until I worked for my brother he makes up to 30k daiky...

It all depends on the location you're at. 30K a day is huge anyway!

churchkilo:
Love brought us together and forever we are meant for each other. 01102022 is the code

Congratulations to you... I'm pleased u are not among the BJRAN Group here in Nairaland.

I hope you understand what BJRAN means?

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TheGidRedpiller:
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BE THE GUY IN THE FIRST STAGE OF HER LIFE!!

This thread will give you insight on how much the men with the [b]#GoldenPenis control the hierarchy in the life of women!!

Whether you like it or not, the bitter truth still remains.
Women have everything to their advantage now, the government, the police, the courts, the whole system is meant to favour them so they would rather abuse this privileges and be loose!

We as the men are the ones to be smart about making our choices, the best choice so far has been to go solo or rather put MGTOW, but if as an inconsiderate risk taker, you want to still get married to one of these rouge women then you have to be at least SMART ABOUT IT!!

Look at that photo below very carefully, digest it and then finally work hard enough to not be that guy in the middle and of course result to be the one at the end, i'd rather be the one on top, and then forsake the remaining list to go solo because i'm at least sure that my future won't go down the drain because of a woman!

Women of this century want to live off men and still call themselves "Strong And Independent", don't aid that process!
GET A GOLDEN P€N!S!!

ANTICIPATE 1ST OF OCTOBER!!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

Broke and Frustrated Redpiller trying everything possible to sell his Useless books

did u notice that the number of people who grace your thread reduced drastically? No one takes u serious anymore

Finish your St*Pid Preachings, they will only nod and cheer u up here but would still simp for we ladies in reality Men were created by God to simp for ladies all the time, stop fighting with your Creator

ObamaMessi:
I met this girl during my fight with satanist. I saw somany DMs and I replied to all. More to that, I posted my phone nunber so I received so many calls. Some were advising me to deactivate while others made friend me.


We agreed to chat on WhatsApp and so we started and we exchanged our pictures. She was suprised because the face being spammed on NL as my alledged pictures wasn't the one she saw. She asked me to sit down be writing and snap, I did. She also demanded I snap only my hair, snap when frowning and another one when smiling, all these I did but didn't mind telling her to do the same.


We do call each other all the time and we do text each other. She sent me money when my mom was ill. She also sent me 2k the day I said my mum denied me of food. She professed her love for me and I did the same.



Fastforward to last night, she told me that it wasn't her picture. This is because we've been planning she will come to Taraba for a week to visit us.


I'm disappointed!!!

You see why I don't take these Nairaland boys serious? this one is still eating "Mummy thank you" and might probably still be dragging piece of meat with his siblings but would come online to form Alpha and Omega

Just look at the cl*wn, he's even so proud saying "Me and my fight with Satanist" when his mates are out there making money, later in life now he'll look for his Innocent uncle to blame and heap his misery on, for not being useful in life. You better deactivate immidiately and go fix your life boy

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immortalmortal:
All this one is because you have gotten what you always wanted from her. Shey that her kpekus you knacked was without condom? She no go see her period. Wait for it. And congrats in advance.

AMEN!

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Darren95:
Please and please I will be updating you guys tomorrow morning. Honestly so many of you have been saying I’m ungrateful and all of that. I get it but I hope when I give some updates on this by tomorrow morning your reactions will change. I need to explain things better.

Photo: it’s midnight and I just got up and moved to the sitting room with my walker. And boom she is awake and move to the sitting room with me because I didn’t eat dinner and she is waiting for me to be ready so she serves me.

Omo which guy man wey this kind caring no go fear!! I never ready for committed relationship or marriage oh!

So i initiated a conversation about this issue and I will update you on her response tomorrow!!!

U are not ready for a committed relationship yet you couldn't control your tiny wrinkled D*ck? Even at the brink of death, your tiny wrinkled D*ck was able to stand right? What happened to your “Self-control” ? Why didn't you tell her this prolly to the s*x you guys had? So even if S*x should happen, she already knows her place in your life?

U can never satisfy these demons called "Nigerian Men" no matter how hard you try to

I hope she Poisons your food or stabs you to death in your sleep after telling her those BS

okoroemeka:
I have nacked many without even knowing their names,infact I have nacked a pretty corper I gave a lift in my car ,we stopped along the expressway and entered bush when it became obvious that an accident is certain considering how she was giving me head while I was driving,konji no dey mercy some girls

A very good Example of THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED

You have knacked heaven and earth (In your wildest imaginations I guess) but just take a look at your house on your profile U must be one of those brainless people who rush to buy cars without having any investment just to give people the impression that "I am Rich" when in reality they are not Average and Poor minds will always try to impress People

That's if you even have a car sef

culf:
I remember one guy for sch, he was coming to me house, he meet one babe for road, they got talking, he ask babe to follow him go see his guy. they came, I wasn't home, they went back to his house. my guy notice condom don finish come nack raw. After babe go, he wan die, na there everything come dey play for his head; how he meet babe for first time and less than 2 hours nack raw.

#Guys....na God go save us.

Lies! Lies!! Lies!!!

Watch how these Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) will come here to lie their lives out just to feel among. When in reality, they've passed through so many heartbreaks and rejections from we ladies hence the reason they retired to being "Online Redpillers" and taking their frustrations out at any slightest provocation

I get PMs from them everyday, but guess what? They use their alternate monikers to do it because shame wouldn't allow them to use their main monikers

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akwesenana:
This man.

My mentor.

Just look at this one u didn't see important people in this life to be your mentor but a jobless f**l who roams the street of Nairaland morning and night looking for who to Savage?

Truly, “common sense” is no longer Common

SultanOfPuna:
I just saw a small small boy like 14 years sitting infront of me in the bus
I could see a glance of his phone screen
He was browsing on nairaland.

Then a revelation just hit me,
That you don't even know who you are arguing with in this nairaland.

This small boy with his yeye slippers can be insulting a CEO on this nairaland.

That is why you shouldn't argue with some people in this forum.
You might be arguing with a small boy thinking that you are talking to an adult in this forum.

This incident really opened my eyes.
Some trolls here are just kids, little kids

And so? Go and create your own website and allow only adults access to it na... Don't u know that the boy might be more matured compared to you and all those jobless Redpillers wannabe on this forum? Or haven't you heard of the popular saying that; not all wise people grow old, foolish people grow old too?

VeryWickedMan:
1. You see this malignantguest of a guy, I wan wound am. Everyday this guy is flexing life for US like say na 2 heads e get. He no dey work. I really hate him and mods should ban him for indecent exposure. Everyday he dey go somewhere no job and no future. Can u just imagine? Rubbish! Dis thing dey pain me die I swear. A man should have focus. D guy no get focus at all.


2. Another person I hate a lot is that ofada rice seller siofra. Belike say na only rape dey her brain. How can a sane person be looking for rape every blessed day? I don't know what she is planning to gain from it. Okay dem rape small girl for Bauchi. Why are u now louding it? Are u excited about it or what? I prefer that badnews blogger to her because at least that guy does not form. He likes bad news and he doesn't hide it.


3. I hate Alex Reports because this guy wants to die early. Always eating food in different parties with his useless goatee smiling like a goat. This man no dey shame o. Naso he go dey hold tall babes for waist. Short people ehn. Nawa!! Just imagine dis guy is always in all the useless parties in Abuja. Shey he no dey sleep 4 house? I've said it before, one day, he will be poisoned. Just dey watch.


4. I hate that Olawale Adesoye of a guy. I don forget he moniker. I swear he dey vex me die. He reminds me of those guys wey dey always remind lecturer about assignment. Efiko oshi. And be like say na Mynd cousin cos dem dey run package. I dey see am. I no like both of them. Always speaking English like mumu. Yen yen yen. Wearing green he think say any political post dey wait am for Aso Rock smiling like ewure. Maloo oshi.


5. Last and not the least is Ishilove. This wicked winch attack me last night for no reason o. Just dey target me unnecessarily. She even mobilize dat mynd the 2nd most wicked man in this forum to ban me. Can u imagine. A peace loving person like me. I'm the only nairalander that gives free odds unlike dat short uyaincomparabl wey no fit show love. Dat uyai girl was born in a manger. People are heartless sha. I've been observing this Ishilove. I first thought she was my friend. One day I even use her comment to masturbate to show how much I value her but this woman has evil motives and last night it showed clearly. We shall see.

There is nobody I cannot defeat and that's one thing I love about myself. Make we just dey look.

Who cares? Does u hating them cut their lives short? Is this not the jobless goat that is always on Nairaland all day using his boring KanayoOkanyo meme? Trying to Savage or form "Mr. Sarcasm" when he's not even good at it?

Mr man go and get a job for yourself, Nairaland won't employ u