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Politics › Re: Covid-19: Lagos Nimc Office Crowded As Fg Asks Nigerians To Link Nin With Sim Ca by Shellsploit: 11:25am On Dec 21, 2020
9 more days left...
I foresee a stampede shocked
Celebrities › Re: Charles Inojie Robbed At Gunpoint In Lagos by Shellsploit: 11:16am On Dec 21, 2020
This is why we need "NDLEA SWAT" all over Nigerian roads...




lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: I Picked A #50 Sacrifice Money.will Something Bad Happen To Me? by Shellsploit: 11:15am On Dec 21, 2020
You are finally finished.
Check yourself again after 7 market days.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday (Photos) by Shellsploit: 11:13am On Dec 21, 2020
Useless thread!
Crime › Re: Nigerians Cry Out Over The Operation Of New Security Outfit, 'NDLEA SWAT' (Pix) by Shellsploit: 11:01am On Dec 21, 2020
Lalasticlala come and see NDLEA SWAT on the beat .
Crime › Re: Nigerians Cry Out Over The Operation Of New Security Outfit, 'NDLEA SWAT' (Pix) by Shellsploit: 10:57am On Dec 21, 2020
NDLEA SWAT, We are immensely finished in this country..

Arrrrrghhhh... NDLEA wey dey search fone. Sey the drugs dey inside the fone shocked
Family › Re: Help Anytime I Get Angry I Destroy Things by Shellsploit:
shocked


Anger Management 101
No go hit ur wife like this...

Romance › Re: What Turns You On The Most About Your Partner That You Can Never Get Over? by Shellsploit: 10:55am On Dec 21, 2020
Her juggs... shocked


Massive equations.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Officers Kidnap Youths, Demands N2 Million Ransom (PHOTOS) by Shellsploit: 10:31am On Dec 21, 2020
Aaaarhhhhhh...
Dem neva wash beans, moimoi don dey smell sad
Education › Re: Genius: Meet A Girl Who Achieved 9as In All Her Waec Papers And A* In Igcse by Shellsploit: 9:51am On Dec 21, 2020
And one CV i edited for one nairaland mod, na pass full the guy waec result shocked
Education › Re: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by Shellsploit: 9:45am On Dec 21, 2020
Animal farm "George Orwell"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Received This Today, Please Help If It's Scam? by Shellsploit: 9:39am On Dec 21, 2020
emmaaolufemi:
Profile reviewed from one of our outsourcing firms & you're hereby selected for an Assessment/Work brief with the HR team of Boss Group Nigeria tomorrow MON 21/12/20 by 9am at USC Hall Amolaso way off Isabo road, Okeyeke Abeokuta.Entry ID: WC24160* ENQ:+2349133646192 www.bossgroupnigeria.com
Interview for Hall!
Wetin electrician no go see for fan capacitor.
Family › Re: Women, Don't Try To Know A Man's Ways. by Shellsploit: 12:40am On Dec 21, 2020
donogaga:
A woman in the city went one morning to her husband's office to report him to his boss. She told her husband's boss how her husband usually squandered his N60,000 salary and only gave her N30,000 for upkeep.

After her narration, the boss told her to come back on the last day of the month.

On the set day, she arrived as planned. The boss called the husband and they all sat down in the boss' office.

The boss started,' Mr. Mike, you wife reported to me some days ago that you squander your salary outside and only give the family N30,000 for upkeep. So right now, I'm going to personally hand over your salaries to her from today henceforth.

'How much is you transportation to work daily?', the boss asked.
'N900 Sir', Mr. Mike replied.
The boss handed over N19,800 to Mr. Mike. 'That should take you for 22 days'.

'Do you take breakfast at home?', the boss continued.
'No sir, I leave home very early to beat traffic jam'.
'How much do you spend on breakfast and lunch daily?'
'N500 sir',replied Mr. Mike.
The boss handed over N11,000 to Mr. Mike.

'Who pays the children's school fees', the boss asked facing Mrs. Mike.
'He does', she replied pointing at Mr. Mike.
'How much is the school fees and how many kids have you?'
'N30,000 per term for the two kids we have?'
'In other words, you save N10,000 monthly for each term's school fees right?'
'Yes sir', replied Mr. Mike.
Once again, the boss handed N10,000 to him.

'Who pays the rent and how much is it?'
'I do sir. The rent is N36,000 per annum.' Mr. Mike replied.
'That's N3,000 monthly right?', the boss added as he handed over N3,000 to Mr. Mike.

'I don't want to ask about clothings, electricity bills, etc as I know both of you might be handling that', the boss said as he handed over N16,200 to Mrs. Mike.
'What's this for sir', Mrs. Mike asked surprised.
'Money for upkeep', the boss replied her.
'But it wouldn't take us anywhere', she exclaimed.
'So why don't you appreciate the N30,000 your husband sacrifices for you monthly', the boss asked.
The woman hugged her husband tightly and the rest is history.

*Moral:*
A lot of women don't know what their husbands sacrifice to put food on the table. Most times, they go hungry. Sometimes, they swallow their pride and engage in menial and debasing jobs just so their families can eat. A lot of times, they can't even buy good clothes to wear rather they sacrifice so that their wives and kids can get one.

A man might not tell you what he goes through to get you the cash he gives to you as telling you might make you start underrating his person but to tell you the truth, men go through a lot and need to be appreciated.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10219523348132640&id=1182367736
Education › Re: Meet Ryan Kaji Who Is Highest Paid YouTuber In 2020 Raking In Whopping £22M by Shellsploit: 7:54pm On Dec 20, 2020
MisterKings:
You get mouth talk because he has given you room to do so. If Nairaland does not exist, you will not have a voice and your opinion.
Is that all?

Culture › Re: Hope Labelled A Witch Years Ago, Becomes A Wedding Best Man In Akwa Ibom by Shellsploit: 6:28pm On Dec 20, 2020
Change is the only constant thing on life...
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Who Ordered Police To Kill Him Because He Can’t Change Release .. by Shellsploit: 6:16pm On Dec 20, 2020
sad
Celebrities › Re: Samuel Ajibola And Sandra Adanna's White Wedding by Shellsploit: 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2020
osamz007:
u never post pictures u dey say more? more what
Amazing clearance
Romance › Re: Celebrate Small Wins, Check Out My Latest Acquisition (pics). by Shellsploit: 2:35pm On Dec 20, 2020
God wey do am for u to buy brush go do am make u buy oral tooth paste.. insha allah

Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Shellsploit: 2:14pm On Dec 20, 2020
blacq2009:
I speak it perfectly. Do you speak twi?
Yes.. just a little bit of twi
Christianity Etc › Re: Masquerade Pictured Holding A Bible And Crucifix by Shellsploit: 10:03am On Dec 20, 2020
Where's Lalasticlala sef!
Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Shellsploit: 8:06am On Dec 20, 2020
blacq2009:
Ok. Good to know. Sunyani is a very lovely place, honestly. I dream of relocating there.
Suyani is a lovely place. Wished i could relocate there finally jare. This country done taya man pikin.
Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Shellsploit: 8:03am On Dec 20, 2020
blacq2009:
Yes please. Tamale- northern region
Ok, have always heard of tamale, but how do u cope with their language as they dont speak twi
Health › Re: Covid19- London Put In Emergency Lockdown As U.K. Fights New Strain by Shellsploit: 11:11pm On Dec 19, 2020
Egungun don finally cross benin bypass.. shocked

Lock down begins in earnest Dec. 25th in Nigeria.
Food › Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by Shellsploit: 9:46pm On Dec 19, 2020
shocked
Education › Re: Meet Ryan Kaji Who Is Highest Paid YouTuber In 2020 Raking In Whopping £22M by Shellsploit:
Richer than seun osewa and all Nairaland Mods included... shocked

If dem sell Nairaland website with its emojis, not sure if its worth the price of an accidented tokunbo toyota corolla 2001

Seun osewa right now..

Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Shellsploit: 8:38pm On Dec 19, 2020
blacq2009:
You stayed in sunyani? How was your stay like?
Was an amazing stay...
Do u live in ghana?
Food › Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by Shellsploit: 8:37pm On Dec 19, 2020
blacq2009:
Are you a ghanaian
Spent some years in brong ahafo region some years ago.
Sports › Re: Ahmad Bin Ali Stadium In Qatar Unveiled To The World With Spectacular Launch by Shellsploit: 7:56pm On Dec 19, 2020
National stadium iganmu is better than this facility.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 7) On 19th December 2020 by Shellsploit: 2:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
Total goals Over 5.6
Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem: How Mercy Johnson Paved Way For Curvy Women In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2020
cletz991:
grin grin u finish them.cumy sacks
grin
Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem: How Mercy Johnson Paved Way For Curvy Women In Nigeria by Shellsploit: 12:27pm On Dec 19, 2020
Curve or not, na d same penetrative hole all of una get... Last last na cum bag e be.

Who else came here for the curvatured pics...

Ndi perv!

Crime › Re: Indian Police Arrest Nigerian Drug Peddler, Ambrose by Shellsploit: 12:10pm On Dec 19, 2020
Nairalanders, lets say no to "Tribalism"


Chidiebere Ambrose shocked

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