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Business › Re: Should I Continue With The Boutique Or I Should Opt For A Massage Centre? by Shellsploit: 11:53am On Dec 12, 2020

happney65:
Massage centre ni ooo..sha make sure it comes with happy ending and get lots of sexy girls.

You will make bad money

Bro which one is happy ending... shocked

Is it the one they pour out at the end!

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Crime › Re: My Clients In Aso Rock Made Me What I Am – Native Doctor (pic) by Shellsploit: 11:36am On Dec 12, 2020

Jokes Etc › Re: CARTOON Network Lies And Immpossible by Shellsploit: 6:15pm On Dec 09, 2020

Lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Shellsploit: 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2020

oyolohi:
Bro, could you please create a thread your experiences working as a morgue attendant? We're interested

Weyrey

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Health › Re: Nigerian Woman Poses With Sanitary Pad To Celebrate Her Last Menstrual Period by Shellsploit: 10:24am On Dec 09, 2020

Dem never wash beans, moimoi don dey smell for kitchen!

Na 70Naira Diva pad she dey use sef

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Shellsploit: 10:18am On Dec 09, 2020

Kindledlight:
For real?

Knocking and entering backwards? What if you forget to do any of these?

Strange voices? Does a dead person talk?

Culture › Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by Shellsploit: 9:08am On Dec 09, 2020

Yoruba ladies sef... grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Shellsploit: 9:06am On Dec 09, 2020*

Far better than the morgue attendant job am doing...

Afterall he won't be knocking and entering backwards into his office every minute. Someone will be embalming a body, the next thing, u wll be hearing strange voices lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: Burial On Residential Premises Is Prohibited - Lagos State Government by Shellsploit: 7:46am On Dec 09, 2020

Basicend:
Omo u no go fit harvest anything comot for that house I tell you.

Na struggle mode every tenant go dey.

Everyone dey cash out steady for the house...
Na him make me like am.

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Crime › Re: Police Uncover Ritualist Den Operated By Siblings In Osun by Shellsploit: 7:37am On Dec 09, 2020

Ndi ofe ose grin

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Politics › Re: Burial On Residential Premises Is Prohibited - Lagos State Government by Shellsploit: 7:31am On Dec 09, 2020

Welcome development!

Meanwhile, my current apartment has 6 graveyards .. They are digging the 7th one tomorrow. Naso person go dey hear discussion everytime once its 1am.

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Jokes Etc › Re: They Called Him Mad Man But He Prove Them Wrong by Shellsploit: 6:04pm On Dec 08, 2020

Terminator

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Politics › Re: Presidency to Grace IgbereTVAwards on Thursday in Abuja (Photos) by Shellsploit: 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2020

Presidency to grace Igbere TV awards...

Nairalanders right now.!

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Politics › Re: Move By Police To Stop Judicial Panel On #EndSARS 'Shocks Presidency' by Shellsploit: 11:34am On Dec 04, 2020

Crime › Re: Lady And Her Boyfriend Shot Dead In Ebonyi By Suspected Cultists (Graphic) by Shellsploit: 4:59pm On Dec 02, 2020

godforus:
May God forgive me for having erection at that yellow gown

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: These Artworks By Ibim Cookey Will Blow Your Mind!!!!!! by Shellsploit: 2:00pm On Dec 02, 2020

Amazing!

Romance › Re: Lunch Is Ready, Let's Eat (photo) by Shellsploit: 1:49pm On Dec 02, 2020

EFULEFU1:
This is I don't want to leave this place to the city o
The city is boring
Let's dine joor

Wait, make i go buy bottle of groundnut from mama chibuzo..

See as e curve like amuatulu.

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Celebrities › Re: Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi & Her Mother Go Viral by Shellsploit: 1:48pm On Dec 02, 2020

majamajic:
East African women are very neat , apart from Ethiopia or Eritrea women (bath once a week mostly )

Tanzania , Rwanda, Kenya and Uganda are very neat down there , 95% of them do squirt during sex
(95% of west African women especially Nigeria finds it difficult to squirt during sex )

Amazing analysis...
So Nigeria ladies dont squirt ni shocked

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