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Crime › Re: Funmi Folorunso Shot Dead In Ondo (Photos) by Shellsploit: 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2020
delishpot:
They should check the husband

Christianity Etc › Re: Ogun Bans Crossover Services by Shellsploit: 3:48pm On Dec 30, 2020
Cross over ko corner kick ni grin




Make ogun state do come fix okearo Matogun road .. Everybody wey waka pass that area be like who come back from sudan desert!

Crime › Re: Police Arrest 15 Suspected Cultists And Robbers In Lagos (Photo) by Shellsploit: 3:45pm On Dec 30, 2020
Bluntguy:
I counted 12, police where are the rest?
The remaining ones go do photo shoot!

Wetin sketches dey do inside 25litres gallon sad

Travel › Re: FG Suspends 100 Passports Of Passengers Who Refused Post-Arrival COVID-19 Test by Shellsploit: 2:20pm On Dec 30, 2020
Nonsense!


What happens to stowaway?

Romance › Re: What’s D Most Ridiculous Lie Your Bf Has Ever Told You When Cheating by Shellsploit: 12:27am On Dec 30, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Chai, I've told so many.

Ok, sey make we fry the lies?

[s]I told one that the only reason I shagged the other lady was to check if I loved her enough not to have an erection for another woman.

I told another that the only reason I shagged her cousin was to find out if other people's kpekus also smelt like fish.

But the worst of the lies was when I told one naive girl that the love I had for her was very high voltaged, just like the one from a high-tensioned electric wire and that I needed to share it amongst other ladies to step it down so it won't blow her up because she couldn't contain it.

The mumu agreed.[/s]
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Kangaroo Punched Australian Man To The Ground (Pics, Video) by Shellsploit: 8:10pm On Dec 29, 2020
grin
Sports › Re: Hotel Refuses Heartland Team Exit From Katsina Over Debt by Shellsploit: 12:36pm On Dec 29, 2020
[quote author=Shellsploit post=97523755][/quote]Our local league sef..
Imagine owing hotel for accommodation shocked

Maybe 3 players shared a room sef undecided

Crime › Re: See What I Saw Inside The Tin Tomato I Bought In The Market (Graphic Photos) by Shellsploit: 12:31pm On Dec 29, 2020
And i bought a carton last week..

Politics › Re: COVID-19: FG, National Assembly Consider UK, US Flights’ Ban Next Week by Shellsploit: 10:00am On Dec 29, 2020
That one concern una...
Am on transit already to syria!
Business › Re: How I Got Badly Disgraced By Sokoloan by Shellsploit: 8:58am On Dec 29, 2020
U should av unticked "contacts" after installation.

Go to settings, select app u want to modify then click permission.

Then uncheck contact's. grin
Culture › Re: Igbos In The Forum Help Me Out With The Name Of This Song by Shellsploit: 8:16am On Dec 29, 2020
LilTyRoNe:
thank you brother
wink
Gaming › Re: Ps3 Switches Off By Itself And Starts Blinking Red by Shellsploit: 1:11am On Dec 29, 2020
Common fix for YLOD:

If u used the white thermal paste, guess it dries faster i advice u get the gray coloured thermal paste. Then secondly another culprit is the nec tokin capacitor, they can be brought back alive by heating it up but the best is change those nec tokin to 330uf tantalum capacitor "google search can help with those pics of tantalum capacitor"


Pls note: "For Fat PS3 Consoles" only.
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Bouncers Forced Out Burna Boy After Brawl With Davido –eyewitness by Shellsploit: 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2020
So burna boy was bounced along side 6 hefty men that came to the club with him...




Chai, Ije uwa!
Burna boy after seeing this thread on front page.

Politics › Re: Christmas: Ebonyi Indigenes Lambast Umahi For Donating 300 Bags Of Rice To Abuja by Shellsploit: 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2020
My sympathy to ebonyi indigenes!


Now listening to "Chief osita osadebe"
Nwanem ebesina!

Celebrities › Re: "I Go Leave This Music For Una" - Davido Tweets After Quarrel With Burnaboy by Shellsploit: 7:36pm On Dec 28, 2020
BrutalJab:
Your ear go too suffer am.




You will be forced to start listening to cultural songs and ina ina ina ina ina


she tell me say x500. grin
Culture › Re: Igbos In The Forum Help Me Out With The Name Of This Song by Shellsploit: 7:01pm On Dec 28, 2020
LilTyRoNe:
Hi igbo nairalanders i used to hear an igbo
ogene music growing up and I don't know who the artist
is, the lyrics is kind of vague but I seem to recall some
of it being "Uwa Lee na ndele but ije elu oh Uwa Lee na
ndele but I need elu onye solu uwa nemesia oga di
mma", and the second song has a chorus that goes like
"egwu ndi oma onye nka puta onye anyi nnaya obu so
mmaya ka unu na añu n'elu uwa" that is the most I can
recall of the song I know that the ogene band hails from
anambara but I don't know their name and the name of
the songs your help would be appreciated thanks. Sorry if
my igbo sounds weird
Ogene akwa ndi igbo
Crime › Re: ‘how My Husband And I Ship Young Girls To Italy For Prostitution’ by Shellsploit: 4:07pm On Dec 28, 2020
Nairalanders, say no to Tribalism!

Wait oo... "Comfort Innocent"

Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Provides Borehole To Ikorodu Community by Shellsploit: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2020
Amazing borehole.
E remain make seun osewa build new public toilet for his community.

Crime › Re: Sunday Adakole Ada Who Killed Two Youths In Otukpo Says He Was Warming The Air by Shellsploit:
U say wetin!
Warm air, na toyota engine e dey warm!

That guy should be should be shot in the head without killing him.

Computers › Re: HELP: PS3 Is Showing Its On But It's Not Working by Shellsploit: 10:21am On Dec 28, 2020
RLod.. are u based in lagos, if yes locate arena shopping complex oshodi.
Business › Re: Help! Soko Loan Wants To Cheat Me. by Shellsploit: 10:18am On Dec 28, 2020
Wahala for who dey borrow loan with sokoloan app.. just be prepared for them cos they would send msgs to all the contacts on your phone that u are fraudulent... but wait, what happens to branch, fairmoney?
Phones › Re: Telecoms Operators Groan As States Hike Charges by Shellsploit: 9:22am On Dec 28, 2020
No wonder data has been expensive here in Okearo / matogun

1Gb data @ N1800

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React As Naira Marley Cooks With A 6kg Burner Instead Of 4 Face Burner by Shellsploit: 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2020
If e use 4 face burner cook am, e no go sweet!
Awon reactants radarada.. undecided

Crime › Re: How Cyber Criminals Clone ATM Cards, Fleece Bank Customers Of Savings by Shellsploit: 8:21pm On Dec 27, 2020
Kali and #root access sef shocked
Crime › Re: See The Most Fraudulent Loan App In Nigeria - Haloocredit by Shellsploit: 7:47am On Dec 27, 2020
Curious345:
app will not load if you disable contavt6
After installing app, go to settings, then locate apps then modify app permission. grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Dating A Rev Father In Okitipupa by Shellsploit: 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2020
Its a norm with some priest in catholic churches
Events › Re: Abuja All White Pool Party 2020 In Pictures (Video) by Shellsploit: 8:29am On Dec 26, 2020
Nobody should move this to front-page.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Live On Instagram Video Call By Real American Soldier (video) by Shellsploit: 11:06am On Dec 25, 2020
Lalasticlala leave kitchen and cum fast!
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Live On Instagram Video Call By Real American Soldier (video) by Shellsploit: 11:04am On Dec 25, 2020
Egungun don finally cross sagamu bypass.

Military browser > cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Father Christmas Scares A Child As She Cries & Runs Away by Shellsploit: 11:00am On Dec 25, 2020
prince3009:
But he still lives in Lagos. He works with MC Oluomo

Christianity Etc › Re: Father Christmas Scares A Child As She Cries & Runs Away by Shellsploit: 10:51am On Dec 25, 2020
Grinch... I miss the guy die.
We schooled together at LASU

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