₦airaland Forum

peterantai:
Yes

MejiLoyon:
Just answer the damn question

Answer.

1-Condom is a method of birth control because it stops the akamu in the kporor from entering the kpekus during zubazamamunda

2-Procedure depends.... For sare wa Gba ladies wear am down. Fix before seeing. So that when e set you won't have to pause to fix. Slot in. Home run!!!

For oloshos don't bother, their service charge covers installation and uninstallation of the device. Even lubrication is free

3- a... Prevents diseases
b... Prevents ancestral curses
c.... Lubricates. Some ladies have no single juice. Them dry die
d.... Most importantly prevents the birth of eediots. I'm wishing the parents of a certain president of a certain country used it. Would have saved us all these stress. Heck I even wished my parents used it. Maybe na America I go dey as Bill Gates Pikin or I go dey play ludo for heaven with angels

4 ...a... E dey lost inside obow
b... We No dey know when dem dey wear am. Belle go enter set go still give us.
c... For long pricks e dey peel cap when e touch am
d.... E dey slack towtow
e.... E dey give the oboe another smell from its natural one



Simple answers

peterantai:
I wanted to get my National ID card because I needed it for payoneer and other stuff, the experience was the most disappointing one.

First of all on the website it shows that it's free to get one but that's not the case in the registration center.
When I got there I was sent outside the gate to go and do enrollment when I got there I was asked to pay #500. Ah ah I paid. When I finished the guy printed a slip and told me to go in for capturing.
When I got in they captured me and I was like I want the original copy quicker and the girl asked me "do you want to get it today?" I was shocked because I know my guy told me they said he should come 2 weeks later to get it. I said "yes I do" the next thing was #1500.

Shebi you are mad abi? I said in my mind
After much pricing of the commodity we agreed at #1000.

It's not fair ooo.

Righteousness98:
Sad!!
God that asked us to stay away from SODOMY and SEXUAL IMMORTALITY knew what he was saying!
Your spirit has been polluted and corrupted by the demons of sexual looseness!!
God asked us to stay away from these things not because he hated us or for us not to "enjoy", he wanted us to be FREE!!
SEE A STRONG PASTOR, GO FOR 21 DAYS FASTING AND PRAYER UNDER HIS TUTELAGE!!

YOUR SPIRIT MAN HAS BEEN TIED DOWN AND ONLY THE SWORD OF THE SPIRIT CAN BREAK THE CHAINS!!!

Make Haste!!! Time is Going!!!
Give your life to Christ and Repent!! All will be well!!!

Charleys:
This Logo costs 60 million.

Please no one should quote me.

Shellsploit:
Chelsea to win / over 2.5 goals

Adonisteve:
if true, congrats in advance.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Another ogbono soup

Madibahisback:
First time u made a sensible post ..
This calls for celebration