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Food › Re: Russians Eat Okro Soup And Eba For The First Time by Shellsploit: 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2020

Feeling disguted already seeing them staring at the mold of eba ⁰ tongue

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Pets › Re: This Huge Snake Fell From My Roof Into My Toilet by Shellsploit: 2:07pm On Sep 05, 2020

Chimaobi302:
#Lala.. Right now. .

U screenshot my post shocked

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Man Harasses Nigerian Lady For Wearing A Short Dress Abroad by Shellsploit: 3:47pm On Sep 04, 2020

naijadrivablog:
E don tey o.

How una Okearo/Matogun road

Na erosion and flood wan kill residents. Make person sleep wakeup ontop canal waterways.

Fashion › Re: Nigerian Man Harasses Nigerian Lady For Wearing A Short Dress Abroad by Shellsploit: 12:51pm On Sep 04, 2020

naijadrivablog:
But where is Shellsploit sef? E don tey o.

I dey ore road dey adjust my crankshaft.

Politics › Re: Nationwide Curfew Now 12am To 4am – FG by Shellsploit: 6:30pm On Sep 03, 2020

Nigeria police wont be happy with this..

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Celebrities › Re: Stunning Photos Of One Of Alaafin Of Oyo's Wives, Olori Aanu by Shellsploit: 6:21pm On Sep 03, 2020

Amotolongbo:
Just like one of those street ladies we see around.

This one doesn’t radiate royalty

You say wetin? Oya remove your hand!

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Celebrities › Re: Stunning Photos Of One Of Alaafin Of Oyo's Wives, Olori Aanu by Shellsploit: 6:19pm On Sep 03, 2020

Lemme finish icing this cake before i comment!

Where's Lalasticlala sef shocked

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Business › Re: 6 Ways To Protect Your Bank Account From Scam by Shellsploit: 1:13pm On Sep 03, 2020

Na kolo sure pass...
After all, no frequent atm charges, transaction fees and atm maintenance fees.. grin

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Phones › Re: Android Vs IOS Homescreen Screenshot Challenge July 2020 by Shellsploit: 6:34pm On Sep 02, 2020

Infinix Hot 4

Phones › Re: Official Telegram Video Calling Review - Is It Better Than Whatsapp Video Call? by Shellsploit: 4:39pm On Sep 02, 2020

Great!
Op which kain theme be dis sef, see as ur home screen dey clustered embarassed

Politics › Re: FG Cautions State Against Hasty School Reopening by Shellsploit: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2020

lol... Schools wey don resume already!

Crime › Re: 15 Years Old Girl Fights Thief Who Stole Her Bag In India (Video) by Shellsploit: 7:35pm On Sep 01, 2020

Vyzz:
Who wouldn't fight indian thieves...

People that will dance first before robbing u

Very unserious thieves

Nairaland General › Re: Slaughtering A Python by Shellsploit: 7:32pm On Sep 01, 2020

Nairaland General › Re: Police Officer Urinates, Breaks Own Order (Photo) by Shellsploit: 3:46pm On Sep 01, 2020*

To protect and serve with integrity!

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Romance › Re: Teenage Boy Flaunts Two Girlfriends, Made Them Kiss Each Other In Public by Shellsploit: 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2020

See the other girl teeth sef..
This wan go don chew apa amu like chewing stick sotey teeth don brown finish?

Culture › Re: Masquerade Spotted Asking A Lady For Her Phone Number (video) by Shellsploit: 2:57pm On Sep 01, 2020

Amazing decision!!!

Finally, the gods are tired of wankin shocked

Egungun don finally cross Onitsha head bridge.

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Food › Re: See The Animals My Brother Caught Today by Shellsploit: 12:35pm On Sep 01, 2020

Gilgil:
Lol. I know. I just missed stating that I concur with you first.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Holds Secret 28th Birthday Party 1 Year After Police Stormed His Party by Shellsploit: 11:30am On Sep 01, 2020

Make the woman mistakingly develop hardon

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Politics › Re: "Governor Abiodun Keeps Making ’Empty’ Promises To Us", Ogun Workers Lament by Shellsploit: 10:58pm On Aug 31, 2020

Okearo, Matogun road sef...

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Travel › Re: Lagos Government Begins Repair Work At Helicopter Crash Site (Pics) by Shellsploit: 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2020

Vikkiediamond:
Nice one

See that one with reflective jacket.
Wetin e dey snap sef?

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Travel › Re: Lagos Government Begins Repair Work At Helicopter Crash Site (Pics) by Shellsploit: 10:56pm On Aug 31, 2020

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Bobrisky: You Are Growing Into The Man God Destined For You by Shellsploit: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2020

Righteousness89:
" Growing into the Man God Designed Him to be"

That's Blasphemy!!

There are Consequences for Things we do and Support Directly or Indirectly!

I am Fully Against this Abominable act carried out by Brobrisky and I Condemn without any Form of Apology or Modification..

This is Evil! It's Abominable! It's Wickedness against God and against Humanity !

We Pray God's Mercy upon Him , those like Him and those who Directly or Indirectly Support Him..

Nairalanders, Righteousness 89 is back!

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Bobrisky: You Are Growing Into The Man God Destined For You by Shellsploit: 3:30pm On Aug 31, 2020

Tonto Dikeh To Bobrisky:

You Are Growing Into The Man God Destined For You.

Borisky:...

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Travel › Re: A Sinkhole Along The Kaduna-Zaria Expressway (Photos) by Shellsploit: 12:23pm On Aug 31, 2020

Na from clap dance dey start from..
That sinkhole go soon turn to crater cheesy

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Phones › Re: Blackberry Phones Are Coming Back In 2021, With 5G And Physical Keyboard by Shellsploit: 11:25am On Aug 31, 2020*

Tecno, infinix wont be happy with this development.

Lalasticlala sef

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Politics › Re: Timipre Sylva: Filling Stations Will Dispense Autogas In Vehicles From September by Shellsploit: 7:58pm On Aug 30, 2020

bluefilm:
I never knew cars can also be powered by gas.

I thought it was strictly petrol.

All taxi cabs in ghana use gas instead of fuel

Family › Re: Man, 28, Faces 'Employment Discrimination' Because He Always Wear Diapers (Pics) by Shellsploit: 6:29pm On Aug 30, 2020

Wetin tokunbo korope no go see for apapa wharf!

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Food › Re: See The Animals My Brother Caught Today by Shellsploit: 2:43pm On Aug 30, 2020

Gilgil:
This is utterly shameful. You can’t replace these animals yet you kill them.

If our ancestors; who Didn’t have our level of progress in agriculture, kept hunting rules & Abhorred stuff like this, why can’t we do better than them?

At this rate, our kids won’t see live wildlife in Nigeria.

Shame to the Admins that promote the reduction of our wildlife

Wrong quote bro.
No be me kill monkey na, u come dey quote me.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by Shellsploit: 10:24am On Aug 30, 2020

That is the job of the couple's wedding sponsor.

Health › Re: 250 New COVID-19 Cases,297 Discharged And No Deaths On August 29 - (3766 Tested) by Shellsploit: 11:28pm On Aug 29, 2020

No deaths today...
Becos school wan resume grin

Romance › Re: You’re A Useless Man If You’re 20 But Don’t Own A Car And A House – Lady Says by Shellsploit: 7:55pm On Aug 29, 2020

She stand like biology specimen

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