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ReoCoker:
Mehn, during my NYSC days, na so one RCCG albino sister nor let me rest with invitation to her church, so I decided to attend just to make her happy, after service, babe came to where I was sitting down receiving lectures as per first timer and requested I should show her my place so she can come pick me so we go to church together every Sunday, when we got to my lodge, I asked her to sit down and make herself comfortable, her ass nor be here. .

I intentionally pulled my trouser in her present revealing the monstrous baba caged in my white banana boxers, she started saying she will soon leave, I said no problem, then I kissed her neck and thanked her for inviting me to her church and also complimented her beauty, that kiss made her have goosebumps like turkey skin, immediately, I know say go don wet like where crase dey baff

Na so I push her gently without any form of resistance, take off her pink panties and furcked her thoroughly. Her moaning nor be here.

I miss you Agnes, you were never stingy with the pussy anytime I ask.

CruiseCity:
Yes I did.
Omo Nah only I love you oh... Baby done spread leg like "GOTV antenna "

Beebah2000:
Only "I love you" Aunty open leg.
She's a disgrace to womanhood

AngelicBeing:
Governor ObIano, there is a Computer geek on nairaland.com called Shellsploit, he works as undercover agent with FBI, CIA, ISRAELI MOSSAD, RUSSIAN KGB, SCOTLAND YARD POLICE and EFCC, he is monitoring you and wants you to be arrested by EFCC, if you love yourself don't steal or loot government funds because all your movement is under the purview of Shellsploit

AngelicBeing:
If you mention the moderator l will be sending your account to Jupiter department of Justice for banning and you will also be sentenced to 9months community service inside Aso Rock

femi4:
Check the power plug and cable, ensure that the live and neutral wire are firmly connected

Deborah98:
btw how person wan take move his or her properties.

ObedOnyebuchi:
MY WORST EXPERIENCE WITH GENERATOR
People of God I saved up money for 5 months to buy this generator, I needed generator that can carry my fridge and other appliances at home.
That faithful day I withdraw the money and headed to the market at Iweka Road Onitsha, in my mind I want d to buy Sumec product because it's one of the most used generator in town. When I got home to the market I pointed at sumec SPG2900, the man said 95k, I was like Oga na one generator I wan buy ooo no be all your shop I wan buy ooo, I price 85k, the man said 92k last and I carry 100k come market.
So I decided to try another shop, at the second shop, I met this guy he gave me the generator same 95k, but offered to give me another better generator with lesser price, you no say country hard so I wan save small money . The guy presented Senwi SV5200 at 85k Omor, that it's a new product and he have sold more than 150 pieces of it for over two months now and no complains. The guy really wash my head with soap, hypo and jik eeeeh, as person wey wan save 25k out of the 100k I paid not knowing that it's better chinco .
Two weeks later my problem started , it's not funny though. First was burning of the coil, ooh my God my new generator , I went back to the shop and the man I saw there said the guy no get shop there, say na Oso ahia guy and I left with anger. Later I settled the coil case, two weeks later another one started, I have to add oil everyday before I use my generator before you know it smoke everywhere, I called Technician and he said piston and Rings, I paid and it was resolved but since then I have been working on the generator, I have known virtually all the technician in my area and all the parts in generator .
The most annoying one was the my new babe came visiting to spend the weekend from Saturday evening to leave Tuesday morning after Monday sit at home, could you imagine this generator no gree start and NEPA no the everly bring light for my side unless God touch them. After that embarrassment, I vex park the generator.
To cut the long story short I finally go buy that Sumec SPG2900 but now na 105k imagine double abi triple expenses where I wan save money. Now I have rest of mind.
TELL US YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE SO THAT OTHERS CAN LEARN FROM IT.

AngelicBeing:
You have been laughing at Maduka for losing the election, I am thinking of reporting you to Buhari and Malami

DubaiLandLord1:
The CBN will soon make a law, if you borrow and you don't pay back... Anytime wey money enter the bank account linked to your BVN, them go comot your money with interest sef.

I don't understand why some of una go dey borrow money without paying back.

Bullshit