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Education › Re: 300Level UNN Female Student Dies In Fatal Motor Accident (Photos) by Shellsploit: 7:51pm On Dec 09, 2021

Celebrities › Re: Instead Correcting Damascus To Damasus,correct The Error With Your Father's Name by Shellsploit: 7:38pm On Dec 09, 2021

Very chatinent attitude

Travel › Re: FG, How Do We Get Home Safely During This Yuletide? by Shellsploit: 7:36pm On Dec 09, 2021

Peace air via Umueri Cargo airport

Business › Re: Fight Breaks Out In Banking Hall As Bank Refuses To Reverse Customers' Money by Shellsploit: 7:31pm On Dec 09, 2021

UBA Bank Ogba branch shocked

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Politics › Re: President Buhari's Visit To Lagos: The Roads Are Free!(Pix) by Shellsploit: 6:56pm On Dec 09, 2021

Heavy gridlock here in okearo

Crime › Re: Drunk Policemen Fall Asleep In Edo While Transporting A Young Man To Station by Shellsploit: 3:42pm On Dec 09, 2021

Wawelexy:
Just use his handcuffs to tie him to the car door and make way.... Lol...

Crime › Re: Drunk Policemen Fall Asleep In Edo While Transporting A Young Man To Station by Shellsploit: 3:42pm On Dec 09, 2021

Useless set of bombastic elements!
Na to handcuff them together, fling key from window

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad"

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Education › Re: The Signing Out Pose That's Making Waves by Shellsploit: 3:31pm On Dec 09, 2021

Curry30:
Lol...him gots hold am well make STP work properly for her network!

Food › Re: Big Python Killed Around A Farm (Pictures) by Shellsploit: 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2021

Angelicbeing snake cry

This calls for a candle light procession

Business › Re: Share Your Experience On This Promo Method by Shellsploit: 12:22pm On Dec 09, 2021

slimmoney:
the plane winner nko?

MTN

Business › Re: Share Your Experience On This Promo Method by Shellsploit: 11:51am On Dec 09, 2021*

Amazing memories...
Back then, i had a neighbor who works at canard metal box, acme ogba. I run errands for him back then. Every evening he comes back from work he gives me crown cocks of coca-cola "free drinks" at least 4-5 crown cocks.

In a month i get more than 3 crates of cocacola drinks.To the extent that all those cocacola trucks that supply drinks opposite my house stopped me from redeeming my free drinks... Became suspicious tho.

Also reminds me of when cocacola was also doin a promo. I won tons of amokachi jersey, also pickedup N1000 naira "crown cork" back then sometimes 1998 or thereabout. I no dey take eye see cocacola canters for ground

Sweet old memories!

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Education › Re: The Signing Out Pose That's Making Waves by Shellsploit: 11:39am On Dec 09, 2021

cydophobia:
Straight or Cross cable.

Straight through shocked

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Education › Re: The Signing Out Pose That's Making Waves by Shellsploit: 8:26am On Dec 09, 2021

...and she go don wet as the guy grip am like "Network cable crimper" shocked

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Travel › Re: Air Peace Explains Price Differences On South-eastern Routes by Shellsploit: 6:37pm On Dec 08, 2021

Better than boarding okeyson, eddyson.

The last okeyson i took from ogba to onitsha, the driiver had to waybill fingerling in a 50ltr jerrycan. Imagine the driver stopping every 100km to pour water inside the jerrycan embarassed

Lagos to umueri ticket all sold out till January 8th

Fashion › Re: Petra Emechebe Emerges Winner Of Miss Orumba South Pageantry by Shellsploit: 6:00pm On Dec 08, 2021

Nice one...
The last pics sef shocked

The guy be like that statue wey dey for iju ishaga roundabout

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Politics › Re: Prince Arthur Eze Rides Bicycle While His Security Men Run To Guard Him (Video) by Shellsploit: 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2021

OnyeMmeri:
Ife onye lulu ogo ya abụro ụsa.

Dalu Nwanem!

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Politics › Re: Prince Arthur Eze Rides Bicycle While His Security Men Run To Guard Him (Video) by Shellsploit: 3:20pm On Dec 08, 2021

In pete Edochie s voice " Ife Onye tụlụ ego ya abulo ụsa "

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Celebrities › Re: Why My Marriage To Laila Ended — Ned Nwoko by Shellsploit: 3:19pm On Dec 08, 2021

Lemme kum first!

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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Losing Company’s ₦150,000 On Betting by Shellsploit: 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2021

Amazing suicide!

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Celebrities › Re: Ani Amatosero: When A Man Says He Loves You Don't Conclude He Wants To Marry You by Shellsploit: 3:06pm On Dec 08, 2021

like charge's attract... Unlike charges repel shocked

Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by Shellsploit: 8:14pm On Dec 07, 2021

byrron:
You will just lose your left "auricle" for betting wrongly.

Tell me more undecided

Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by Shellsploit: 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2021

Golan007:
Yahoo boys don't have the technology.

U say?
DDS software can bring down an entire web server without web crawler grin

Crime › Re: Viral Video Of A Nigerian Female Secondary School Student Smoking In Class by Shellsploit: 6:51pm On Dec 07, 2021

Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by Shellsploit: 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2021

I can bet with my left auricle that it is the handwork of yahoo boys

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Travel › Re: Anambra Int'l Airport: Passengers Picking Their Luggages From Carousel: Video by Shellsploit: 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2021

Yampotatocarrot:
Asaba airport started deteriorating few month after it was finished. Don't even know if it's finished yet, na everytime them dey do something there and the surrounding made the place look abandoned

No maintenance culture in Nigeria
I hope same dosent happen to Anambra Airport!