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Travel › Re: Nnolim Nnaji: International Flights To Resume At Enugu Airport Today by Shellsploit: 3:14pm On Jul 29, 2021
Amazing resumption!
E remain Umueri international airport...





... I can't wait to sit behind my balcony to watch each aircraft taxi along the runway whilst i chew my guava seeds in sheer amazement!
Politics › Re: LASAA Killing Us With Bills, Small Business Owners Appeal To Sanwo-Olu by Shellsploit: 2:23pm On Jul 29, 2021
Lassa sef grin
N5,000 for ordinary banner?

That means if i need a walldrape for 8months campaign, na to go borrow loan from Obi Cubana shocked

Wetin remain now for most traders na to pack the remaining goods go Onitsha head bridge go sell...
Romance › Re: See How The Devil Ruined My Day. Am In Severe Pains (pics) by Shellsploit: 2:19pm On Jul 29, 2021
Amuatulu!
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari/Hushpuppi: My Collection Of Funny Reactions By Nigerians by Shellsploit:
Abba kyari sef... grin
Nka anyi bu nka anyi!

Our thoughts and prayers are with Mazi Nnamdii Kanu.
Science/Technology › Re: Elephant Spotted In Andoni Local Government In Rivers State by Shellsploit: 2:17am On Jul 29, 2021
onuman:
Woooow. My fears.
u neva sleep?
Science/Technology › Re: Elephant Spotted In Andoni Local Government In Rivers State by Shellsploit:
By this time tomorrow, na only the elephant rib cage go trend for NL frontpage.

8 more hours left...
Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by Shellsploit: 10:51pm On Jul 28, 2021
Issokay..
Nka anyi bu nka anyi
Romance › Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Do This? by Shellsploit: 9:13pm On Jul 28, 2021
Beebah2000:
Ugly girls don suffer for goblin hands.
Epic response grin
Phones › Re: Itel P37 wins "Best Big Battery Smartphone Award"at BoICT.See Photos!!! by Shellsploit: 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2021
grin grin

Tecno sef!
Health › Re: Young Nigerian Woman Dies In Libya (Photo) by Shellsploit:
sef!
An epitome of bad news sad
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Small Deadly Fish With Big Teeths Just Like Human. by Shellsploit: 9:03pm On Jul 28, 2021
Piranha
Car Talk › Re: I'll Never Touch Toyota Again by Shellsploit: 7:56pm On Jul 28, 2021
okoroemeka:
all those problems are classic salt water flood damage,the salt will get into wire,connectors,switchs,etc and play havoc with the car,until I sold my flood salvage car it was acting excatly like yours or even like a car possessed by spirits,the head light can switch on anytime,the AC blower switchs on at midnight,if you on the AC the windows can roll down,the list is endless,I just remove the battery head at night.
Which kain wahala be dis sef.. grin
Na make brake no go comot when u accelerate.
Politics › Re: Ex Governor Of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim Decamps To APC by Shellsploit: 9:05pm On Jul 27, 2021
grin
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: FG Diverts Traffic 72hrs To Fix Flyover Beam by Shellsploit: 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2021
Coronavirus1:
A graduate in zoology was having difficulties in finding job......
He saw an advert in one of the daily news paper for a job at a zoo.
At the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which has been a tourists attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress and disguise as a gorilla since they have not been able to afford a new gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed but since the salary was very okay and attractive, he accepted the job offer On the first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, started jumping up and down, beating his chest while roaring like a gorilla.........
The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage untill he found himself starring at a lion , the lion roared and started moving towards him. The scared graduate forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human being "help! help!! help!!!".,,
The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered onto one of his ear; DEJI ... it's me GBENGA your course mate, no fear, guy no work for these country,....., Infact you see that crocodile wey dey inside that water ?, Na Micheal Oyetoro our class rep be that.
Don't laugh alone send it to others �������
Nigeria government
Weyrey!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: FG Diverts Traffic 72hrs To Fix Flyover Beam by Shellsploit: 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2021
Useless flyover!
God bless Onitsha head bridge.
Travel › Re: Air Peace Aircraft Tyre Bursts At Ilorin Airport by Shellsploit: 9:19pm On Jul 25, 2021
Jackdean111:
Good day sir... I want to tell you something sir. Permission to quote you on an old thread?
Permission granted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Paid Graduate Pastors ₦38,000 Monthly — Sahara Reporters by Shellsploit: 8:25am On Jul 25, 2021
Amazing salary!
Catholic priest sef.. grin
Travel › Re: Air Peace Aircraft Tyre Bursts At Ilorin Airport by Shellsploit: 8:24am On Jul 25, 2021
Mathoj:
Including their brand new aircrafts? You a demon !
shocked
Travel › Re: Air Peace Aircraft Tyre Bursts At Ilorin Airport by Shellsploit: 8:23am On Jul 25, 2021
ednut1:
tire no dey burst normally ni
When e no be Toyota Corolla tyre.
Travel › Re: Air Peace Aircraft Tyre Bursts At Ilorin Airport by Shellsploit: 9:14pm On Jul 24, 2021
Map1:
minister of Aviation, Weldon sir
lipsrsealed
Fashion › Re: The Price Of A Haircut In Your Area by Shellsploit: 9:13pm On Jul 24, 2021
Okearo, matogun... N400
Aguleri, anambra state N300
Travel › Re: Air Peace Aircraft Tyre Bursts At Ilorin Airport by Shellsploit:
The aircraft's maintenance crew has a lot of questions to answer... lipsrsealed


All other aircraft's should be grounded immediately till investigation are properly conducted.
Education › Re: JSS 2 Student Stabs School Prefect In Calabar For Wearing Wrong Stocking by Shellsploit: 1:55pm On Jul 23, 2021
shocked
Business › Re: Chi Limited MD, Roy Deepanjan Allegedly Mismanaged N19.6b Meant For Staff Welfa by Shellsploit: 1:55pm On Jul 23, 2021
India sef
Crime › Re: Video: 3 Ritualists Caught In PH With Human Parts Including Heads by Shellsploit: 1:47pm On Jul 23, 2021
See as the idiot hold the head as if he wants to play goal kick
Crime › Re: Policeman Opens Fire On A Moving Vehicle Loaded With Passengers In Ebonyi by Shellsploit: 1:37pm On Jul 23, 2021
Hian!
Politics › Re: Invisible Eye In The Sky Watching All Over Lagos- Abdulrazak Balogun by Shellsploit: 10:58pm On Jul 22, 2021
Non Sense!
Politics › Re: Igboho's Wife, Ropo Released By Benin Republic Court, As He Remains In Custody by Shellsploit: 9:49pm On Jul 22, 2021
Our thoughts and prayers are with Mazi Nnamdii Kanu!
Career › Re: 5 Tips To Build Your Confidence by Shellsploit: 9:47pm On Jul 22, 2021
Confidence na my Ex girlfriend name.. smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Floods-passengers Fearing Death Texted Their Wills And Final Goodbyes(Pix) by Shellsploit: 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2021
where is righteousness2' sef

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