₦airaland Forum

Nma27:
In Primary school then.

herzern:
If Abuja residents are lamentinq..

What is expected of we Ibadan residents?

Power Supply has not been restored since Last Week

Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..
my wife will tell me; so you are done be dat after 1 hr o o still expecting more some wife are wicked when it come to sex issue

Punstar:
If I believe this, then I might as well believe nothing decays

bettercreature:
She should have left this for the press or other family members

She should be mourning not ranting online

Rip to the dead


Useless mother

POSTING ONLINE 2 DAYS AFTER YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH IS WRONG

Nikkyparadise:
really don't understand myself any more, always feel lyk having sex anytime anyday .........

Pls Help A brother...!!

Kyase:
But you refused to see the one that said Jonathan will be the last president coming from pdp from the same prophet abi?

hungryboy:
The Government is setting a very wrong precedent here.

So any group of touts with a gun and dynamites looking for a big payday,
Can just go
And blow up pipelines,

And the will be invited to Aso Rock to dialogue with the Government,
with an amnesty and big payday following afterwards?.


Giving in to them now,


Will only embolden others to take that route in future.

Capableben:
8: FINISHING

[b]
"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]

donphilopus:
Which trouble? Keep typing trash from the comfort of your room.

ireneony:
Guy wey wan try this with me de neva born am yeye

jude33084:
The art of balancing,.....no magic here guys

sonOfLucifer:
ANd the story that a man that died for claiming nonsense 2000 years ago in some village in the Middle east is your saviour is not enslavement?

What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.


God that didn't save himself from three nails 2000 years ago and hasn't come back since will save me from what?


HE didn't save all the Christians and Muslims Boko Haram killed in the North. HE didn't destroy the Boko Haram that was supposedly 'spoiling' His Name. Can you see how stupid your God is. Look at all the prayers and tithes and pilgrimage and time Nigerians spend on 'God' business every year and see where we are... Nansenz..

Your cars, your phones, your language, your books do not reflect you. You fight for the Gods of the Jews and Arabs. You kill yourself in the name of Allah and Yahweh. And destroy the temples of Chukwu, Olodumare. You insult Esu by calling Him Lucifer. You insult Ekwensu, the great god of war and craftiness, by equating him with Yahweh's archenemy Lucifer. You are deranged, your history is broken, that is why your present is a miserable existence.

mascot87:
This our new Oni of Ife is suppose to be the one used in the Pepsi long throat advert.