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RomanceRe: Is It True That Sex Makes Ladies Look Older? by Shiitposter: 8:01am On May 21, 2017
Sex is not a magic elixir. If you take care of yourself, you will look young
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Broke?? by Shiitposter: 12:35am On May 21, 2017
I know who the OP is, she dumped her previous moniker after getting destroyed by a dude here when she uploaded her picture. Lel
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Broke?? by Shiitposter: 12:20am On May 21, 2017
subtlemee:
They are not broke they just don't see the particular girl worth spending for..they spend to have you for a one night stand after that they pretend to be broke knowing fully well that excuse will drive a lot of girls away meanwhile they are planning their life with the ones they love..


#bewise
Chaii, we've been exposed.

RomanceRe: I Am Going To Stop Posting Rubbish On NL from now on by Shiitposter: 9:46pm On May 20, 2017
ismart:
You should leave somethings as you grow older. I can't believe you kept coming up with those kind of threads till 2017. Look around you, how many of the old timers as yourself do you still see around? I mean you were here in the days of Idowuogbo, 190, itsmodella, sexkillz, ogugua88, deshclones inkednerd... give it up, please.
"Hey look at me, i quit because other people quit, i'm a good crowd follower"

Yeah, No, you shouldn't go about life like that.
EducationRe: SS2 Student Expelled For Sleeping With Classmate's Dad And Teacher's Husband by Shiitposter: 6:37pm On May 20, 2017
teelaw4life:
They say AIDS itself doesn't kill people, instead it attacks the immune system, makes it weak and consequently allows other more deadly infections and diseases to attack with freedom.

Nigeria is already infected with full-blown AIDS, our moral immune systems are down hence the reason anti-social acts such as prostitution, cultism, hooliganism etc are becoming the norm.

The little symptoms all add up and one day it'll lead to the ultimate death of this country.
i love this analogy
PoliticsRe: "Basket Of Tomatoes Is N25k In Lagos" - Moremi Ojudu, Daughter Of Buhari's Aide by Shiitposter: 11:59am On May 20, 2017
KINGwax007:
Go to farm...
Absoluta is back, going to farm wont solve it.
RomanceRe: Nigeria Indecency Star King Tblak Gets Verified On Twitter by Shiitposter: 10:51am On May 20, 2017
From his site. Lol

The hustle is real

EducationRe: Facts About JAMB 2017 Results Upgrade & Why You Should Run From Fraudsters by Shiitposter: 8:04am On May 20, 2017
SooCute:
FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD!!!!

Please when is Seun and NL MODS going to stop all these fraudsters posting FAKE and AFTER-GAME-EDITED bet slip?
Stop defrauding people. bet your bet and get rich like E-money. We don't care!!!!
They always ban that guy but he creates new profiles by the hour. Except seun makes it very difficult to create a new profile this place will be filled with scam
Car TalkRe: Pictures Of Chevrolet Volt Designed By Jelani Aliyu, The New DG Of NADDC by Shiitposter: 8:01am On May 20, 2017
donemitex1:
To prove to you how true it is, I just asked Google Voice assistant "Google Now" who designed the Chevy Volt and here is the answer.
So because he designed a car he is now a "detroit based car veteran" if he had committed a crime it will be a "Nigerian-born car veteran"
TV/MoviesRe: Prison Break Season 5 (Resurrection)- Fan Page by Shiitposter: 10:19pm On May 19, 2017
dennisworld1:
can't wait for ep 4
I love this guys confidence.
Too bad they killed him off
RomanceRe: Secondary School Students Caught Having Sex In Class by Shiitposter: 9:57pm On May 19, 2017
Halfpenny:
They're not having sex. You guys are just hyping nonsense. If they were then you are a dirty pedophile for sharing child pornography.
Secondary school students are not kids

RomanceRe: Gentleman Grabs Fiancee's Backside In Pre-wedding Photos by Shiitposter: 6:17pm On May 19, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
Once Upon a time....

...The End.

Ain't that a motherfvcking concept.
RomanceRe: The Most Handsome Man In The World By Social Media Users (More Photos) by Shiitposter: 5:16pm On May 19, 2017
Fernandowski:
most handsome my cute ass...... I know Zach lavine

David Beckham

Oliver Giroud

Klay Thompson

trey songs
Mehn basketball get fine black guys ohh
WebmastersRe: China Is Launching It's Own Version Of Wikipedia by Shiitposter: 3:21pm On May 19, 2017
Partnerbiz:
China does its own everything

Banned whatsapp cos of wechat
Google cos of their baidu
Banned fb
Banned porn sites

Now launching wiki
Buy chinese to grow china
Christianity EtcRe: Saudi Arabia To Execute 'Atheist' For Insulting Prophet Muhammad by Shiitposter: 10:52am On May 01, 2017
hahn:
Christians were known to commit even worse atrocities against non believers

Christians killed so many "heathens" during the Spanish inquisition and the crusades.
Deus Vult

Christianity EtcRe: Saudi Arabia To Execute 'Atheist' For Insulting Prophet Muhammad by Shiitposter: 10:50am On May 01, 2017
chiagozien:
I didn't know muslims are the same, if Saudi Arabia can do like this why will i blame niger area muslims if they kill for their gods.why boko haram no go bomb churches.why they no go kill shitt muslim which they see as fake muslims,now i believ they are religion of piece.
Are you new to the internet? Why do you think saudi Arabia is the most developed muslim country? Despite muslims being knows as a religion of violence. They put alot of fear into both christains and muslims with their stern laws because freedom allows alot of degeneracy.
CrimeRe: 6-month-old Baby Raped By Her Mother's Friend In Kano State. Photos by Shiitposter: 7:42pm On Apr 30, 2017
AlphaStyles:
abeg which human being go remain if dem nuke am? u don forget say u be human being?
Very soon humans will be capable of interplanetary travel and with that comes interplanetary colonialism will take place, we need to stop the virus known as humans from spreading forth.

Deus Vult brother.
CrimeRe: 6-month-old Baby Raped By Her Mother's Friend In Kano State. Photos by Shiitposter: 7:27pm On Apr 30, 2017
HungerBAD:
I am speechless.

Just cant wrap this round my brain. 6 months?seriously?there are men that can get it up staring at a 6 months old baby?

How did we,as humanity get to this level?
Nuking this planet is the only way to save humanity.
RomanceRe: Lets have fun #GrowingUpInNigeria by Shiitposter: 6:16pm On Apr 30, 2017
stiflerdrug:
How your mum looks at you when your neighbor offers you food and she already warned you not to take food from anyone
Hahahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 30th April 2017 by Shiitposter: 5:51pm On Apr 30, 2017
Arsenal getting raped to death

RomanceRe: For Nigerians On Nairaland by Shiitposter: 3:36pm On Apr 30, 2017
I remember seeing this thread on the front page of Nairaland, i also remember that very few people knew that Trudeau was the now prime minister of Canada. it was a funny thread like every other FP thread.

i would tell you why Nigeria is like this and also give you the solution but my views will be seen as extreme by our everyday reader. so
PoliticsRe: Governor Ikpeazu In Arm Wrestling With A Chinese Investor In Abia (Photos) by Shiitposter: 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2017
papaejima1:
Eba versus noodles

No contest
I just disgraced myself in front of people just now after understanding your post.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by Shiitposter: 3:12pm On Apr 30, 2017
[quote author=macanu post=56069125][/quote]Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by Shiitposter: 3:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
Dantee005:
Yep..no be say person tell me..na me use d jazz..
Tell us which jazz and how it works.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by Shiitposter: 3:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
LordOfNaira:
My brother, we were all scared of the old man. Who knows what he would do to me if I asked for a selfie.
Yeah, but that guy would have been a treasure trove of knowledge just waiting to be collected. Although i don't think he had bad intention he probably just wanted to teach that youngin how they run things back in the days. lol
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by Shiitposter: 2:56pm On Apr 30, 2017
LordOfNaira:
Yes.

One day, I was traveling from Lagos to Ibadan. In the bus, some people were arguing. One guy said he didn't believe in juju. An old man was sitting beside this guy. He was a really old man. He wore a white robe like all these Ifa priests. Not long later, the bus stopped and some of us came down to ease ourselves. After some minutes, the driver started calling everyone back into the bus. The guy who had said he didn't believe in juju started shouting from the bush he had gone to ease himself. We all rushed there thinking a snake had attacked him. The problem was that our man could not stop urinating. He continued to urinate for 30 minutes. All the time he was weeping like a baby. Everyone was shocked. Then the old man who had sat beside him hit him on the buttocks and the urine stopped. The old man now looked at him and said, "do you now believe in juju?"

My guy did not answer o. No one talked again till we got to Ibadan. We were all scared of the old man. When the old man came down just before Iwo Road, everyone started talking and wondering about what had happened.
You didnt even ask for a selfie with the based old man. Na those kind quiet but dangerous people dey mad me
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by Shiitposter: 2:38pm On Apr 30, 2017
fittty:
Only African man don see juju before. Why white man never see the juju. We no be same human being ? Juju kor Juju ni undecided
Your entire life experience is based on what a white man has seen and felt, poor lad, whatever the white man says is the gospel truth to you.
such is the life of a single digit IQ individual.

Sad, many such cases
RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing That Scares You The Most by Shiitposter: 1:11pm On Apr 30, 2017
Bumbae1:
Early death

Scary
If you die instantly then there is nothing scary about that except if you die slowly. Like being ISIS next victim to be beheaded in front of a live audience.
RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing That Scares You The Most by Shiitposter: 1:07pm On Apr 30, 2017
Having a glo sim card
You never know when your network is going to disappear, especially in the middle of something important
PoliticsRe: Africa Rejects Europe's 'dirty Diesel' (read bolded parts) by Shiitposter: 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2017
we really have bad leadership problems in Africa (West Africa most especially)
Can you imagine the double standard, it was this same Europe that banned Nigeria's beans from being exported to their continent because it did not meet the purity level standard for European countries mean while they export the worse kind of fuel that even they can't use in their own countries, and our leaders accept it with open arms and smile on their faces just so they can make a little profit at the expense of the life of Nigerian citizens. it sucks to be an African. i don't care what anyone says, but i'm sure that worse trades than this happen everyday between both continent.

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