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Health / Re: 8 Lifestyle Habits You Should Change To Make You Fall Asleep Faster by Shiitposter: 4:31am On Jun 15, 2017
MissRaine69:

Really?

As if you don't already know.

This is literally most guys while reading your comment

Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested For Armed Robbery Near Ghana's Presidential Palace. Photo by Shiitposter: 4:27am On Jun 15, 2017
passionate88:


Looks like? Was that what he promised?

No. But it was really, really bad before.
Health / Re: 8 Lifestyle Habits You Should Change To Make You Fall Asleep Faster by Shiitposter: 11:10pm On Jun 14, 2017
MissRaine69:
I have accepted I have chronic insomnia
None of this will work however there is just one thing that does work it's ......

You are the biggest tease on this website.
Romance / Re: Qualities Of Fine Boy! by Shiitposter: 11:08pm On Jun 14, 2017
Ifakiland:
1) from a rich ohm
2) went to a private or foreign sch
3) has a good job
4) has a car
5) lives in a posh apartment
6) very very very handsome
]7) has no gf (pest)
cool has a savings
9) hates marriage
10) mom won't allow him rest "I want a grandchild"
I'm a complete fine boy


https://www.nairaland.com/3832968/need-serious-gf
Why do you need them if they are pest?
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested For Armed Robbery Near Ghana's Presidential Palace. Photo by Shiitposter: 10:51pm On Jun 14, 2017
passionate88:
grin grin grin

By their names ye shall know them.

That idiot in LONDON has finished Nigeria. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry Afonjas see what you guys caused


hmm, looks like naira is getting stronger now.
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested For Armed Robbery Near Ghana's Presidential Palace. Photo by Shiitposter: 10:50pm On Jun 14, 2017
cassidy1996:
east side

in the building....

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Romance / Re: Sleeping Alone Is Better Than Sharing Ur Bed With......... by Shiitposter: 9:53pm On Jun 14, 2017
WizAkzy:
How you doing sir

I'm good homie, howzit going?
Romance / Re: Sleeping Alone Is Better Than Sharing Ur Bed With......... by Shiitposter: 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2017
WizAkzy:
ya bro, she no fine reach the one wey go give you attention.

BroCode in action.

Romance / Re: My HIV Status In Photo by Shiitposter: 9:33pm On Jun 14, 2017
All it takes is one wrong hole.
Remember a negative person can still have AIDS but a positive person ..well, they can't.
Crime / Re: Evans Begs For Forgiveness: "My Wife Collects Ransom Money For Me Sometimes" by Shiitposter: 8:03pm On Jun 14, 2017
So this man won't be killed?? Dammit. I lost another bet

Romance / Re: Is This Truth About Nigeria Girls after se.x by Shiitposter: 5:59pm On Jun 14, 2017
Lailablog:

What that

hmm, how do i put this? let's say it was a satirical response, even the person he replied to wont understand he insulted him. lol
Romance / Re: I Will Reveal My True Identity On 15th , June by Shiitposter: 5:58pm On Jun 14, 2017
whywhyogun:


I am slim, young (under 30), glossy, and white , and black-peniss-loving.

wow, under 30? impossible. I thought you were an aged cat woman. damn, you must be hot then?
Crime / Re: Chukwudidumeme Onwuamadike Evans Names His Victims (Photo) by Shiitposter: 8:40am On Jun 14, 2017
uzoclinton:
very lucrative -but dangerous business- now I see why many people are venturing into it....

Thank God they passed the death penalty bill for kidnappers. I hope they keep to it.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Didn't See Buhari In London; Cabal Forged Buhari's Signature - SR by Shiitposter: 8:37am On Jun 14, 2017
GenBuhari:
He stopped attending FEC meetings after he was poisoned by the imperialists. Don't confuse yourself.

But you just said when you came back from london he was healthy. You are confusing yourself because when he came back he never attended one FEC meeting.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland And The Impending Doom by Shiitposter: 7:43am On Jun 14, 2017
Learn to enjoy banter. Most people come here to blow off steam, which is better than doing it in real life.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Didn't See Buhari In London; Cabal Forged Buhari's Signature - SR by Shiitposter: 7:36am On Jun 14, 2017
GenBuhari:
Sahara Reporters are the mouthpiece of imperialist America, a CIA outfit with headquarters in New York City US.

The same imperialists that have conspired and poisoned PMB, to be replaced by their stealth imperialist stooge Viper Osinbajo, who they installed in VP position to take over when they remove the president at a time of their choosing.

Of course Sahara Reporters tell obvious truths 75% of the time, but their ultimate role is to massively deceive Africans and make us form false opinions to benefit imperialist skullduggery.

The 25% used to deceive is used after they have used their CIA intelligence information to give some truthful info and gain some confidence and trust by giving relatively unimportant facts that is can be confirmed. Then when the tell us the big lie like they are doing in this story many will believe. Their job is to sensitise us to help form the opinion that Mr President is gravely ill and is likely to die and that imperialist are trying to save his life.

Wife of the President Aisha was probably used to help imperialist appear to be genuinely treating PMB.

Whilst she visited him they may have allowed his health to improve slightly so she will return and tell us he has improved, but the moment she leaves they would up their dosage of slow poisoning that would eventually permanently incapacitate him or worsened to continue as president.

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Car Talk / Re: Bugatti Wants To Bring Us It’s First Saloon Car Soon (photo) by Shiitposter: 7:33am On Jun 14, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Who is us?

Yeah OP, who is the 'us' in your heading?

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Romance / Re: Is This Truth About Nigeria Girls after se.x by Shiitposter: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2017
DanseMacabre:



Yeah, I've also been in a situation where I quoted someone with nothing meaningful to say.

Lol

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Romance / Re: I Pretend To Enjoy Sex With My Husband Even When I Dont. by Shiitposter: 5:03pm On Jun 13, 2017
SexyGirl787:
I cant leave my husband cos of sex I luv him so much cry

Stop watching porn dumbass. You are numbing your brain to BBC
Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by Shiitposter: 4:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
Well i am not your uncle.

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Romance / Re: Photos Of Nigerian Man & His Big Girlfriend Trend Online by Shiitposter: 9:32am On Jun 13, 2017
Her legs cannot even carry her weight.

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Travel / Re: Kechi Okwuchi: Throwback Photo Of Sosoliso Air Crash Survivor by Shiitposter: 9:18pm On Jun 12, 2017
humans are really fragile, in one incident she lost almost everything.

We need God always.

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Secretary Speaking On Channels TV (Photo) by Shiitposter: 9:05pm On Jun 12, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
This one na ROCK OF AGES na grin

hahahahaha

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Commits Suicide In Nasarawa After Shooting His Wife, Maid (Photo) by Shiitposter: 8:58pm On Jun 12, 2017
grayht:
is he dancing

advanced shoki
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Shiitposter: 9:18am On Jun 12, 2017
banmee:


It wasn't supposed to be deep. Anyone with half a brain would know that I am trying to say that lazy people who do not take full responsibility for their decisions believe in God. Let's just say this rubbish miracle happened, why the phuck is the guy sleeping with prostitutes? See my point? And to take it further, people who think like that and run to these fraud pastors are usually poor. No right thinking, hard working human being thinks like that. Also people who cannot see through this ruse are just as bad and poor.

A post full of assumptions. Talking about miracle as if that is what i replied to. Let me just reply to your last statement only

People that cannot see through this ruse are bad and poor. So tell me, people that go to magic shows and aren't able to decipher the magicians trick are just a bunch of poor bad people by your logic that is.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Shiitposter: 11:07pm On Jun 11, 2017
banmee:


If you want to know how poor someone is, just find out what they believe in.

You are implying that there are no rich Christian's?
I bet you thought your mediocre post was somehow deep. Lol
Politics / Re: Men Kneel Before Nnamdi Kanu To Address Him In His Home. Photos by Shiitposter: 10:32pm On Jun 11, 2017
Climax11:


he commands Igbos world over!

Don't forget to take your anti-psychotic med's before you sleep. wink wink wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Wore The Same Jacket For 8years by Shiitposter: 7:50pm On Jun 11, 2017
Knowing how advanced American's are, that jacket is probably has the latest security upgrade embedded in it and is also bulletproof
Romance / Re: Are There Still Ladies Who Are Wife Materials Here On Nairaland???? by Shiitposter: 7:45pm On Jun 11, 2017
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is that synord?
Politics / Re: Whatsapp Conversation Between Two Igbos by Shiitposter: 4:34pm On Jun 11, 2017
How come no country likes the jews? from the bibilical times they have been chased from one country to another.

From Pharaoh's Egypt to Nazi Germany, i read the history of how many country have chased jews away and they were so many

Why is this so? surely you can't tell me all the other countries were at fault and the jews had nothing to do with it.

I understand if it's just one country, but the number is outrageous.

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