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Education / Re: 10000 For 10 Students Check Your Names by Shiitposter: 8:25pm On Jul 11, 2017
DeeTus:
OP, next time, if you want to help someone out there, please do not publicize it.

OP makes his own money
OP want's to spend his money
But here come's some unknown dude from where-ever-de-Bleep-vile- coming to tell OP just how to spend his money

Just leave this thread dude. you obviously can't see the advantage. he's suppose to magically acquire their acct number.

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Education / Re: 10000 For 10 Students Check Your Names by Shiitposter: 8:23pm On Jul 11, 2017
God Bless you dude. Hope i will be able to do this for peeps here someday.
TV/Movies / Re: The Flash Vs Superman! by Shiitposter: 7:58pm On Jul 11, 2017
kryptonian1987:


stop the exaggeration. flash is faster, but not to the extent that Superman won't see him.....
mind you, superman has moved million times the speed of tachyon.....

You tell someone to stop exaggerating, but then you exaggerate even worse than anybody on this site.
Nigerian education lol
Romance / Re: MENTION Your Favourite Romancelander 2017 Mine Is by Shiitposter: 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2017
I always look forward to jakeandeola's blogpost.

He keeps it 100

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Celebrities / Re: Ramsey Noah And Omoni Oboli In ”My Wife And I” (Photos) by Shiitposter: 6:16pm On Jul 11, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Behold, the people destroying and corrupting this world.

You might think it is just a movie, but what you don't know is that there is an attempt to effeminate men do as to subdue them in order for Satan to fulfill the promise he made to Eve that she will be like God. How can she be like God when she can't even be above Man? So, the first move is to destroy Man which she did by giving him the fruit that weakened his status. That's the same thing women of today who profess feminism are trying to do.

Ask any real feminist if she dislikes homosexual, she will say no, not all. Why? Cos the more homosexual men, the less masculine men they have to deal with.

Judge among yourself, is it right for a man to wear the things of women?

Everything you have said is wrong.

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Romance / Re: Photos Of This Hot Nigerian Female Soldier Will Leave You Drooling by Shiitposter: 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2017
Fadiga24:
Dis girl follow dem dey do all dis stupid exercises wey dem wan use kill me the other time?


Taa dis wan na senior officers retirement gift.

grin grin

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Romance / Re: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by Shiitposter: 9:55am On Jul 11, 2017
Cleopatra4:
I'm desire smiley

Everything about you is "21+ viewers discertion is advised" from name to picture.
Investment / Re: Cryptocurrency Proves Nigeria Is Populated With Over 180 Million Skeptics by Shiitposter: 9:50am On Jul 11, 2017
Why is everything falling? Are people loosing confidence in the market??

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Romance / Re: Don't kill yourself, a woman can't love you! by Shiitposter: 9:24am On Jul 11, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin One girl probably broke his heart and he came here to vent,twisting the bible to suit his bitterness.

I wonder what he'll do when that number gets to 5. He'll probably be so inspired to make his own bible about women.

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Romance / Re: Don't kill yourself, a woman can't love you! by Shiitposter: 8:57am On Jul 11, 2017
Hope i never end up like this bitter statistic posting OP.

There is always that one guy who is such a pessimist about everything. Fxck you and your bad vibes dude.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Lady, Chidiogo Graduates With First Class In Petroleum Engineering by Shiitposter: 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2017
Nossa:
Not surprised

I am fuxking suprised. It's so unfair.

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Romance / Re: END-TIME! Britain's First Pregnant Man Gives Birth To A Girl (photos) by Shiitposter: 7:25pm On Jul 10, 2017
I Hate Librals
Politics / Re: Osinbajo And Fashola Visit Collapsed Mokwa-Jebba Bridge (Photos) by Shiitposter: 7:18pm On Jul 10, 2017
wahles:
I like him already

It's hard not to like Osibanjo.
Crime / Re: Guy Disgraced In An Attempt To Defend Nigeria by Shiitposter: 6:21pm On Jul 10, 2017
NigLasPresident:
And there goes Patriot one jokingly trying to make it look not too serious but those white guys meant business. I think the author is Chinese or something and was serious about destroying nigerias image. Maybe she was scammed, i dont understand. Bravo! Bernard Abdulrasak Buhari

YOU THINK CHINESE ARE THE ONES DESTROYING OUR IMAGE? I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW nigerians REASON. WHAT IMAGE DO YOU HAVE IN THE EYES OF INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY?

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Not Fight: Guys Take Note Pls by Shiitposter: 5:18pm On Jul 10, 2017
But he came all the way from Port harcourt. What did she expect?

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Business / Re: 2000 followers twitter account for sale? by Shiitposter: 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
YahuBoi:
I'm regretting already

I used the name so that my friends can look up to me easily..


And that just cost you 2k
Business / Re: 2000 followers twitter account for sale? by Shiitposter: 1:44pm On Jul 10, 2017
YahuBoi:
my handle doesn't depict what you're thinking sir.

my friends usually call me yahu

so I thought I should add the boy to it

please have mercy and help

thank you

So what lesson did we learn today? i think it's that when creating a monicker you choose a responsible name right?
And that also applies to me.
Career / Re: What Is The Best Way To Handle A Randy Boss Without Losing Your Job? by Shiitposter: 11:10pm On Jul 09, 2017
jmike69:
you Are Disgusting

iNo
Politics / Re: Man In Kano Cuts Open His Roommate's Stomach, Flees With His Intestine by Shiitposter: 7:04pm On Jul 09, 2017
speechless
Crime / Re: Man Set Self Ablaze Over Wife’s Infidelity In Delta (photo) by Shiitposter: 7:01pm On Jul 09, 2017
vanbonattel:
Suicide or murder?

Homocide
Romance / Re: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by Shiitposter: 4:21pm On Jul 09, 2017
There is a correlation between the way you look, and the way you type.

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Shiitposter: 3:01pm On Jul 09, 2017
trueinfo:
Let's be serious. It's a big loss for both the freelancers and their clients on the freelance marketplaces. When you get a job, you as a freelancer will pay 20% commission while your client also pays tax. When you earn $400, you will only get $320($80 is gone!) while your client also pays tax; that's serious.

Meanwhile, it's a big gain for Fiverr, Upwork, etc.

What to expect from me:

>>>I will set up your own freelance website.

You can contact me to see a demo,

>>>I will install a payment gateway for you that can accept $ payment, I mean, accepting payment from your client is no issue,
>>>I will instal ssl certificate on the website for you.

If you're interested, mail me now:
newsong248@gmail.com

i was going to laugh at this post but thinking about it now, i think it's a solid idea. but don't give your clients the hope of becoming like freelancing monguls like fiverr. yes if you already have a huge client base on fiverr or upwork (especially repeat customers) this will work in your favor if you are able to successfully divert them to your new site until you have a large clientbase. otherwise this is just another website on the internet. Good Idea.

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Career / Re: What Is The Best Way To Handle A Randy Boss Without Losing Your Job? by Shiitposter: 2:50pm On Jul 09, 2017
Tell him you are a Transgender, that you used to be a man
but then you had surgery in Thailand to become a woman
Tell him your vagina was basically inserted by a doctor
and as such it can't lube up automatically, and that you are a mess down there.
Also, tell him that your balls are still basically intact, hidden at the back of what is now your vagina and that when you "cum" it's mostly sperm.

make sure you're serious when you do this. wink wink wink

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Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by Shiitposter: 12:42am On Jul 09, 2017
This guy pays seuun alot of money oh, to put his stuff here on nairaland, and even more importantly the last post for the day. wow.

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Romance / Re: Latest Slay Queen And What They Need . Pics Added by Shiitposter: 6:43pm On Jul 08, 2017
It's funny how nobody thought this post was long because it had to do with Romance.

Change this to Politics or Science related stuff and you'll see

"Op you expect me to read all this thing?"
Science/Technology / Re: World's Largest Heart: 200kg Heart Of A Whale Preserved In Museum(Photos) by Shiitposter: 6:28pm On Jul 08, 2017
redsun:


You sound as if you believe that story is true.It is the as believing that santaclaus is real.

You guys need to stop killing the animals around and start observing them methodically,maybe you will understand a little about yourselves and the mechanism of nature.

Okay observer man. Explain why the inside of a Blackhole doesn't conform to any known physical laws and then i can start listening to your kind.
Politics / Re: Man Who Met Gudaji Kazaure On A Plane Shares Experience. Photos by Shiitposter: 10:02am On Jul 08, 2017
refiner:
We dont need funny senators...we sure need a WORKING Leader....


Our comic relief ought to be gotten from our comedianes not senators... undecided

senator? when did he get that title.

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Science/Technology / Re: World's Largest Heart: 200kg Heart Of A Whale Preserved In Museum(Photos) by Shiitposter: 9:59am On Jul 08, 2017
If the heart of a whale is as big as this then i Jonan definately would have no problem living inside a whale.

God really create something

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Love Black Men ? by Shiitposter: 9:48am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


I am a girl. or else, can you believe a white MAN will love black men ? have you heard any white gay loves black men ? they love whites only.

only a few white girls, such as me, are audacious to love black men.

oh okay.
Car Talk / Re: Within 48 Hours, 43 Nigerians Win Bids For Vehicles Seized By Customs – Official by Shiitposter: 7:39am On Jul 08, 2017

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