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IT’S SNAKE SEASON – WHAT THAT MEANS FOR YOU AND THE SNAKE.

As you tend to your yard or garden to prepare
it for a summer bloom, be aware that you may
not be alone. This is especially true after heavy
rains, when snakes are forced out of their
once-dry havens and seek out prey or a mate.


Whereas farmers or people who live near bush normally
get through much of March before having to
worry about what may be underfoot.




RESULTS OF BEING COLD-
BLOODED
Being reptiles, snakes’ body temperatures are
subject to the conditions around them, which
is why warm weather will get them on their
feet – er, scales – in search of sun to warm
them up.

Jokerman:
This is what they call record. And these goals are most in the UCL.

Not to be statpadding against the likes of Eibar, Mallorca and co... but when push comes to shove, na disappearance

guy u dey everywhere go sleep

She literally " stabbed her in the back"

Moniya why? Akinyele why? Ibadan why?

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This should be taken personal as this is just for laughs. English isn't our mother's tongue so we should not be too worried whenever we commit a grammatical blunder,but instead take our time to learn the correct grammer.

No matter how much we claim to know English language we still commit errors either knowingly or unknowingly. We keep learning new words everyday,as you know its a very wide language.




Soo, first of all you are allowed to laugh at my errors,but do endeavour to correct me (eyin professors of English).


my mum was gisting me about her secondary school days,she told me how public school student found it difficult to speak English then. It was difficult for most students even to the extent that they could'nt save themselves with English even if their lives depends on it.


Even up till now, right from primary school English as been hard for me,i passed English tests and examinations o but to speak na wahala. I even avoided asking question so other students won't know how terrible my English is. We thank God we are getting better.


These are the top ten belly bursting grammatical errors.i have heard in my life,it cracks me up anytime it comes to mind.


1. when asked if I did it.
My reply; I did'nt does that.

2. A junior once brought his basic science book to me to ask him questions. I asked him "what is gravity"

He replied: gravity is the force from up come down
It took godsgrace to suck in the laughter that day, I sha explained the correct thing to him sha

259m/hr or 259km/hr which one?

Tolani0167:
This agbaya is getting mad

This agbaya is getting making a difference (mad) you mean?

Please op add tooooo graphic to the title



Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nawa o e b like say u no wan near the snake rara

Onyi22:
Lol..

gbagbe e no mean o

I first check her backside thats all that matter to me, apart from her spoken english and manners






Face tooo sha

I no fit open mouth self, shame dey catch me

Let me help you talk to her

Can we get a clearer pic so I can tell what it is

The thing is there is never anyone woth the mostest, like I always say "where ones fathers land finishes thats where another mans father starts"

To be very sincere and not to brag I fyn pass tgat fellow and pesin dey wey go fyn pass me and pesin dey wey go fyn pass d pesin wey fyn pass me.

As messi and ronaldo dey pesin dey wey dey ball pass dem.

As usain bolt dey pesin dey wey go lash am without sweating.

Discoveries are made everytime but we keep on praying for chance to shine

Amen

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I didnt know a video like this existed but One thing I conclude about this thread is everyone here watch porn mahd o





Carry on guys more grease to the elbow

Why not.












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Just give me address where I go deliver am.

Hypocrites full this world o, see them as if dem no put chewing gum tattoo for hand when dem dey small?



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