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Shanklee:
2fvcking rounds
If I talk now...............


U cannor run away after the first round abi

D tin sweet am

Our youths needs serious re-orientation.

Carchoice:
I thought it was only me. I love petite girls. The ones I can easily fling to different positions. I can easily grab the waist and swing it closer to me while i grab one slab of her small asx and look her deep in the eyes. what follows next is none of your business

PETITE GIRLS RULE.

For a while I thought it was me the girls were talking about.




If you live in lagos its definately me.

The world is shook

Karemarealty288:
Vagina is a piece of meat surrounded by hairs and a deep slippery hole...which of course has consumed men and produced men!

Eg..pics below

thanks very muxh for the enlightenment, I really appreciate and I will hold on to your explanation and pic for the rest of my life,keep on doing the good work.

Masturbation can be stop easily wen you make up your mind to. Cut the "stop masturbation book" crap. Pesin wey know say if I enter express without looking I ho die no go try such. I never in my life entertained the idea of masturbating cos I didnt see any enjoyment in it.


Back to the matter above, yes I support that girls masturbate too much,i dated a girl ,i noticed wenever we meet she would always be on leggings and would prefer to sit in front of me,she would then stare at me with such lust then after a while she would stand up and sit beside me exhausted, then I asked her why she is always doing that,she told me she likes touching herself whenevr I am dere cos it gives her orgasm and shit, I found it very weird tho

What is a vagina? Someone should please explain.

Pikin full dis nairaland o,wu am I to tok sef

He shouldnt have ran,since the girl came with her friend. Proper autospy should be done to determine the cause of her death.


students seeking fun and enjoyment should watch thier backs and stay away from anything that can implicate them

espn:
Abule Egba head bridge along Lagos Ibadan express way..Bros where is that bridge...I fear oo...

down that brigde you will see justrite waka down again you go see dominos pizza

I saved the thread cos sourcerer is someone I really respect,but the write up was a disappointment.

I support what seun did 100percent



The only sin that cant be forgiven is the sin against the holy spirit. for those of you who still dont believe in holyspirit I pray you see the truth ijn amen.


Goodluck to everybody.

Kenlinks546:
Lagos girls are not like that' bro.

I have had EXPERIENCES with "LAGOS GIRLS". If you can play your game well.

That protest cant work in Nigeria,cos its the hub of black lives dont matter, infact family members lives dont matter.

Think about it

Love yourselves, love your friends Love Your enemies even more. Amen. This is too gory a sight

Gulping chilled pepsi and rite after a strenous job. For you mind go be like say make you stop but your hand and mouth wont.

Eleyi kami laya,the organiser of the rape should be taken to yaba left ASAP,the boys manhood should be cut off immediately.

AlphaMajestic:
so i met this girl once and we have been chatting for six months now and we have just decided to meet up..she has refused to come see me because shes serving...so i decided to go see her..

my problem now is that she has insisted that we wont have sex no matter what and shes very serious from her tone..although i wont risk it but then i dont want it to look like am traveling to have just sex(cos am not)....am just wondering why she has to highlight the no sex part..so from a guys perspective is sex suppose to be an issue considering the far distance journey i would have made...

go guy,if you b confirm love charm na you she go they beg you for sex.


#SayNoToRape

EVILFOREST:
U mean HERPES LABIALIS.
caused by the herpes simplex virus.
This herpes is recalcitrant to treatment.
Although Such Lesions can also be caused by DRUG REACTIONS......

you sabi

Ekwutox:
Who's this lunatic?

you should have read what I wrote first before I modified the post,you probably would have committed suicide now.

Ekwutox:
Gay is the general term used for all homosexuals but to be more specific, the op would have used lesbian.

the op can use wateva she likes, if you gonna give her an advice give her if you are not get out

Alcohol Intake : Taking of alcohol is good for the body but too much can easily damage ur lungs which might result to diabetes.

This one shock me o,how lungs take relate to diabetes.

Greatzeus:
After NYSC I taught in a school,it happened that during the weekend,the flowers were trimmed and it made the surroundings very neat.
On Monday morning,a girl entered the school and saw the flowers and shouted " They have barber the flowers"

mehd oh this is really funny

Enoch07:
"I want to speak to the detriment of the class"- Francis ogbodo.

SNAKE REPELLENTS: HOW TO
KEEP SNAKES AWAY
If you are not concerned about rodents and
simply want to know how to get rid of snakes –
dangerous or not.Once
you have trimmed your lawn and cleared your
yard of debris that allow a snake to sneak up
on you.


You can plant taba leafs around your house or go to the store and get snake repellants spray it around your house.


PS- I heard people slice onions and sprinkle it around the house I am not sure that works.


You can contribute or ask questions, have a blessed day.

SNAKE BENEFITS: HOW SNAKES
HELP US
“Why do we allow these things to exist?” you
may ask. “What good are they?” Before you kill any snake because most people think with the under of the slippers.


Rodent Control:
Snakes are quite efficient at reducing the
rodent population. No doubt that is what they
were doing as you came across it!



Medical Resources:
As for the venomous snakes, their toxins have
been used by the medical community in blood
pressure medication, as a painkiller and,
conversely, as either an anti-coagulant or a
blood-clotting agent, depending on which
snake it came from

There is a lot of advice for wearing protective
clothing and footwear when on hikes and not
stepping into tall grass or a rocky outcrop
without carefully watching your step, but when
you’re in your backyard wearing flip-flops and
get an unexpected visitor this isn’t much help.
As the numbers attest, accidents happen with
some regularity, but unless you live in a region
where venomous snakes are found, the odds
are good that the bite will not do anything
more than hurt.
If bitten, remain calm, and try to recall all the
physical details of the snake – its colors and
markings. This will help determine whether the
snake has injected venom into you and what
type of antivenom will need to be
administered. If there’s a chance it could be
poisonous,It should go without saying that you should
not try to capture the snake to bring with you.
Taking a picture would be great – if it can be
done safely – but do not waste precious time
attempting this. Other things that many people
accept as common knowledge but in fact
should NOT be done include: 1) sucking out
the venom; 2) applying a tourniquet; and 3)
putting ice on the wound.

SNAKE BITES: WHAT TO DO
There is no way to know exactly how many
snake bites occur yearly across the globe.Regardless of whether
your flowerbed is visited by a common garter
snake or you happen to come across
a venomous copperhead snake while on a
hike, your best bet is to avoid the snake at all
costs. Remain still. Do not approach it. Your
standoff should end with the snake slithering
off, as it is normal for them to avoid
confrontations with large animals such as
humans that are not on their food list. (STRONG WARNING FOR NIGERIANS,STOP KILLING SNAKES)But if
it does not have a clear avenue of escape, it
may be waiting for you to back away and allow
it to leave.

In warmer climes, snakes enter brumation instead, slowing down their metabolism while still remaining somewhat active, ready to take advantage of a sudden sunny day or easily captured food animal. Either way, this reduced activity level is especially necessary for male snakes to produce sperm in time for breeding once spring arrives.


Since they depend so much on external means to thermoregulate, snakes will have to keep looking for the right places to accomplish this. If the sun is not strong enough to maintain their activity level, they will be found well- exposed in the warmest spot they can find, trying to soak up all the heat they can get. When the sun beats down too much, causing them to overheat, they must seek cover. That is when they tend to cause problems for humans. Unable to easily spot them in their hideaway, we may end up treading on or inadvertently scaring them into acting defensively – posturing threateningly and even striking.