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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by Shittaakeem(m): 2:39pm On Nov 19, 2023
wiseone28:
E be like say you no love peace of mind as you still want to watch that joke of a match 🤣
Na na gp wan watch the match
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by Shittaakeem(m): 2:34pm On Nov 19, 2023
obonujoker:


DSTV > NTA
Abeg which channel dey show this match for dstv
Food / Re: How I Prepared The Alligator I Killed by Shittaakeem(m): 6:33pm On Oct 15, 2023
flyinnizam:
being a while
make I drop this one
1) That's a small crocodile
2) You can never find an alligator in Africa. They are only native to China and USA
3) Now change the title to crocodile

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Shittaakeem(m): 12:42pm On Jun 29, 2023
Warrior is back

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Shittaakeem(m): 9:32pm On Jun 07, 2023
SmooshCHN:
Am I the only one seeing this Zion Williamson gist?
Aswear the guy no get level at all.
IndecentStar and Stripper come on man
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Announce Mauricio Pochettino As New Manager by Shittaakeem(m): 2:09pm On May 29, 2023
Nice
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by Shittaakeem(m): 2:14pm On May 20, 2023
Nintendo is just suing everybody. Omo, I'm not buying it again. Let me be managing my
Ps vita slim
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Shittaakeem(m): 11:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
Barnes why
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Shittaakeem(m): 6:32pm On Mar 17, 2023
Roland17:


Rumor has it that Andrew's longtime girlfriend cheated on him with his bestfriend, got pregnant, had the baby and all along Andrew thought the daughter (some say both kids are not his) was his.

This is cruel if true! I don't know how he gets over this one.
Bleep cry
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Shittaakeem(m): 3:33pm On Mar 17, 2023
A40:
This rumor I'm hearing about Andrew Wiggins. Let's hope it's rumor sha
What happened
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Shittaakeem(m): 10:09pm On Jan 31, 2023
Snyder fans una eye go clear las las
This is how to build a universe.
I knew James won't disappoint.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 9:04am On Jan 26, 2023
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn1NDm-DVxh/?igshid=YmE3OTBmZTA=


Direct from a female.
I've seen this here multiple times.

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Health / Re: Abia Doctors Protest 25 Months Salary Arrears by Shittaakeem(m): 4:12pm On Jan 13, 2023
Lagos no dey hold salary ooo

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2023

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Programming / Re: Confused Between Node Js And PHP by Shittaakeem(m): 4:43pm On Jan 08, 2023
Thermodynamics:

Php is dead bro, this is not even a difficult decision, you should be thinking between Node.js and Java.
See this one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by Shittaakeem(m): 2:38pm On Dec 31, 2022
Tannhauser:

grin
Everybody who follows football knows Arsenal is the most hated club in the world...
Na Lie the most hated club in the world is chelsea

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 1:33pm On Dec 18, 2022
My Brother dig oooo. If possible use excavator

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 12:42am On Nov 29, 2022
AlterEgo00:
If she is not falling inlove with you .. one of the most mature thing to do is to stop talking to her .

Go back and improve your game and try it out on some hotter high value vvoman

If she’s not gonna date you .. do not be friends... Many guys thinks its a mature act to remain friends to some one who u wish and wanna have sexual affair with

No,, it’s not cool, agreeing to be friends to a vvoman who turned u down opens room to manipulation and u get to be used and milked out.

Leave her,cut ties but JUST DONT HATE OR ACT BITTER . Move on to d next person

If your initial intent was to be friend for future benefits .. it’s cool go for it . I am friends with my female boss ..cos I need to be promoted and have a raise in payment and benefits

But if your intent was to smash, stick to the program. Either you smash or you leave

Never settle .
Thanks. I appreciate. No knowledge is waste

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 12:28am On Nov 29, 2022
AlterEgo00:
Pandering to vvomen is the act of a bottom feeder.

Women look down at you as pathetic..real gee like me and Righteous men see you as an embarrassment.

(Dear nice and beta guy .. quit trying to "nice guy" your way into some pussy or to have a crumbs of affection ..

Have a little self-respect and build yourself into the type of man who needs not pander.

one fact will always be that Nice guys will always remain at the bottom of the food chain because they can't handle rejection and they have zero self value .
Please answer my question

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 12:25am On Nov 29, 2022
AlterEgo00:
Four Months and she hasn't visited your crib
She'll visit tomorrow. Should I let her know about my intentions straight away

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 12:13am On Nov 29, 2022
Sucre6:
So there is girl that I was dating among other babes, I actually meet her a virgin and I was being nice to her, I didn't know what gave her the idea that I love her too much grin , the started misbehaving, I was just observing her, a whole red piller nah him she wan play with grin

So, she call me two weeks ago and was lamenting on how I don't spend on her bla bla bla, I was like, girl, u ain't got right to say shit, u ain't my wife and u av got to earn every penny I was gon spend on you, we settled and she said she was gon come by weekend, we have been dating for almost 1 year, but she never allowed me penetrate her, though a virgin but I will kiss , finger, suck boobs and do all stuff, yet she won't allow me penetrate, and thus, I don't spend a dime on her, she came around last weekend and my friend came visiting too, my friend had an issue and ask that I loan him 20k to sort himself promising to pay back before November ending, there and then in her present I gave him the money, after all he's my friend and we dude help each others like that. I rather dash my friend 1million naira than give a entitled girl 1k, my friend won't forget me helping him, but my babe would forget it, as they term it your responsibility, fvck that, I ain't responsible for you, goan meet your father to do that.

As my friend left, she started making moves, and boom, we kissed and stuff and before you say jack, she started forcing my dick in her pvssy, I withdrew and ask her, babes are you sure about this, she said yes, I wore my gold circle, lubricated her well and penetrated her after several attempts, after the whole thing, we did it two more time before she left.


We where cool yesterday she sent me a message that read thus

Babes, I don't k ow how to say this but I don't think I love you again, let's end things now, thanks.

I read the WhatsApp message and smiled, I didn't reply either did I call her, I deleted her numbers and our chat and moved on, throughout today she's been calling, to apologise that she didn't mean it that she was teasing me, I told her, that I don't deal with such dramas, u said its over, just go ain't gon ask you any question, I don't need no explanation, this babes reported me to all my friends she knew me with, they have all been begging me to take her back, as if that wasn't enough, home I was coming back from work today i saw her at my gate waiting for me, I saw her from afar and turned back and went straight to one garden close to my street, sat down, ordered for grilled fish and Amarula, I have been there since , I watched Brazil match there and I intend to watch the remaining world cup games for today here until she tire herself out and get the fvck out of my gate, she calls every 2 seconds, thank God I get power bank, this girl don nearly kill my battery for nothing grin

Dont let no girl call the shot in your relationship, I call the shot but when u want to take the lead, I cut you off and move the hell on. cool
How do you seduce a virgin because the girl I'm dating said she's a virgin. I Don't want to fall victim like those people sent their story to job d doe. We've been dating for four months now

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 5:54pm On Nov 20, 2022
Dreg05:
hope you wouldn't
mind sending us d link would you?
Check Jon_d_doe not Jon_d_doee

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 1:01pm On Nov 20, 2022
If a girl tells you she's a virgin Please Please and Please Confirm yourself so it won't end in tears.
Read John d doe thread on virgin series omo.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 7:04pm On Nov 18, 2022
Dabronze:
Laws of attraction
Author ?

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 1:49pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 5:37pm On Nov 14, 2022
Dabronze:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
The true love story From our good brother
It's ain't no simpin but true love...........
grin grin grin grin
Awwwnnnnn Eye go clear soon

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Shittaakeem(m): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2022
IbrahimMav:
Black Adam (2022).....7.5


Fun movie.
Felt like a DC animated movie converted to live action.
Awesome fight scenes.
Doctor Fate and Hawkman were the high points of the movie.
Annoying skateboard boy, giving him a little less to do and especially speak would've been better.
Overall, definitely a crowd pleaser.
I think it's slightly better than Doctor Strange 2.
Link
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Shittaakeem(m): 8:52pm On Oct 21, 2022
drisham:
Let's goooo
Share link
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Shittaakeem(m): 8:52pm On Oct 21, 2022
Make Una share link
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 8:41pm On Oct 21, 2022
AUTHORITY: Self Development.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 8:38am On Oct 12, 2022
Zabiboy:

Was looking for your previous post...
Tbh, just eat as much as possible.. Any kind of food that has weight, cos dieting is kinda hard here even if you are financially stable..
So get that weight/mass first by eating as much as possible, dont worry much about what you're eating cos you need weight..
There are apps that help you measure the amount of calories contained in a meal, you can use that to set a target for yourself. eat as much calories as possible per day, far more than what your body needs.
Thank you bro

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Shittaakeem(m): 7:51am On Oct 12, 2022
Zabiboy:

Do you have some Fat?( looking at your family, are you likely to be fat) if yes, you can start with light exercises like Jogging, skipping, sit-ups for now. Main focus should be consistency and building endurance..
If you are lean, you can start bulking up. You can also do little light exercises that doesnt burn much fat like sit-ups, calf-raises, light push-ups.
Aside the physical aspect, Always try to enjoy the mental part too.
Goodluck bro..
Bro I'm lean I want to gain muscles. I need tips and kind of foods to eat and avoid.

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